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Nate Was Mean To Me!

Posted 11-24-2009 at 07:36 AM by OANST
He said I lost my touch, and I'm not funny anymore.

I'll touch you with my penis. How about that? Is that funny?

That's not funny, is it?
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Sekto Springs's Avatar
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Sorry, I only eat meat with a pulse.
Penis, Nate. Penis.
Posted 11-24-2009 at 06:54 PM by Sekto Springs Sekto Springs is offline

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Slog Bait's Avatar
He went there.

He. Went. There.
Posted 11-24-2009 at 06:54 PM by Slog Bait Slog Bait is offline

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Sekto Springs's Avatar
Don't I always?
Posted 11-24-2009 at 06:58 PM by Sekto Springs Sekto Springs is offline

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YOU ARE GAY. GET THE FUCK OUT.

Please don't kill me Max.
Posted 11-24-2009 at 07:30 PM by used:) used:) is offline

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He went there.

He. Went. There.
Surely it was me that 'went there', not SS? I mean, it was pretty heavily implied in what I said.
Posted 11-24-2009 at 07:40 PM by Nate Nate is offline

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Sekto Springs's Avatar
Let's just agree that we all went there respectively.
Posted 11-24-2009 at 07:45 PM by Sekto Springs Sekto Springs is offline

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Disgruntled Intern's Avatar
what the
Posted 11-24-2009 at 08:15 PM by Disgruntled Intern Disgruntled Intern is offline

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used:)'s Avatar
fuck.
Posted 11-24-2009 at 08:18 PM by used:) used:) is offline

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Disgruntled Intern's Avatar
how rude
Posted 11-24-2009 at 08:25 PM by Disgruntled Intern Disgruntled Intern is offline

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Posted 11-24-2009 at 09:39 PM by Nate Nate is offline

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NATE WAS MEAN TO ME
Posted 11-24-2009 at 09:49 PM by Leto Leto is offline

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T-nex's Avatar
I really think the title should be turned into a song...
Posted 11-24-2009 at 11:04 PM by T-nex T-nex is offline

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Sekto Springs's Avatar
I heard a rumor that Nate feeds on a slurry made from puppies, kittens, cherubs, happiness, and children's dreams that he stuffs in the blender.

The bastard.
Posted 11-25-2009 at 12:05 AM by Sekto Springs Sekto Springs is offline

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T-nex's Avatar
For the record, Nate was actually nice to me :3
Posted 11-25-2009 at 12:30 AM by T-nex T-nex is offline

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Nate's Avatar
WHAT? When did I do that?!

Clearly I'm slipping.
Posted 11-25-2009 at 01:29 AM by Nate Nate is offline

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Molluck's Assistant's Avatar
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Originally Posted by Nate
Sorry, I only eat meat with a pulse.
YOU SAID THAT TWICE

and what is this mentioning of 'cheeseburger'? that's sacrilege, man!

Hamburger. or if you're heavy weight; DoubleHamburger
Posted 11-25-2009 at 04:00 AM by Molluck's Assistant Molluck's Assistant is offline

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But seriously, though. Seriously. What did WoF say? Seriously.
Posted 11-25-2009 at 06:01 AM by OANST OANST is offline

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NATE TOUCHED ME INAPPROPRIATELY
Posted 11-25-2009 at 06:18 AM by used:) used:) is offline

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OANST's Avatar
He touched my heart. He kept chanting "Khali-ma, Khali-ma" while he was doing it.
Posted 11-25-2009 at 07:55 AM by OANST OANST is offline

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Has anyone else seen the pictures of him from when he shaved his head? I think I have one somewhere....Yes! Here it is!



Photobucket
Posted 11-25-2009 at 08:13 AM by OANST OANST is offline
Updated 11-25-2009 at 08:20 AM by OANST

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Wings of Fire's Avatar
WoF crossed more lines in a simple sentence that has been crossed by every single piece of black humour here ever.
Posted 11-25-2009 at 08:17 AM by Wings of Fire Wings of Fire is offline

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Wings of Fire's Avatar
...Probably.
Posted 11-25-2009 at 08:17 AM by Wings of Fire Wings of Fire is offline

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OANST's Avatar
Oh, well. Best I don't know.

Isn't Nate's nipple amazing? That's how he gets you. Gratuitous nipple action followed by stabbing.
Posted 11-25-2009 at 08:22 AM by OANST OANST is offline

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Molluck's Assistant's Avatar
Nate touched the fucking Hamburger inappropriately.

that's it. i have had enough of his so called 'shenanigans'. he crossed the line this time.

and are those body parts from banned forum members he's got around his neck? half of them must be from MS.
Posted 11-25-2009 at 09:42 AM by Molluck's Assistant Molluck's Assistant is offline

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Sekto Springs's Avatar
OANST tries to be such an abrasive old fool, but underneath his crusty, wrinkled exterior is a tender, fun-loving person that likes the old Indiana Jones movies as much as we do.

And come on guys... we all touched the hamburger inappropriately at one point. I mean look at it. That's not mayonnaise it's covered in.
Posted 11-25-2009 at 10:11 AM by Sekto Springs Sekto Springs is offline

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OANST's Avatar
Underneath I'm full hate. Hate and despair.
Posted 11-25-2009 at 10:31 AM by OANST OANST is offline

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Full of HAMBURGER.
Posted 11-25-2009 at 11:04 AM by used:) used:) is offline

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Molluck's Assistant's Avatar
with mayonnaise.

NATE'S mayonnaise.
Posted 11-25-2009 at 11:10 AM by Molluck's Assistant Molluck's Assistant is offline

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No. Underneath I'm full of hate and despair. Inside I'm full of double-hamburger and mayonnaise.
Posted 11-25-2009 at 11:21 AM by OANST OANST is offline

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When I visit Nate I'm going to bring him a hamburger log that's been pressed into the shape of a big dick. MMMMMMMMM
Posted 11-25-2009 at 11:37 AM by Pilot Pilot is offline

 
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