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Snow Goes

Posted 03-23-2013 at 07:58 AM by JayDee
Updated 03-23-2013 at 08:02 AM by JayDee
Alright, so anyone who lives in Merry Old Britannia, especially Northen England will know that it's been snowing. Alot. In March.
And being British this is kind of a big deal.

Anywho, yesterday I braved the elements and went out to attend a gathering of friends for my Girlfriend's birthday, all was going well until the end when I was waiting for a bus and a seedy middle-aged man asked, "Who would like to share a taxi with me?" Personally knowing this character as being shady at best, and seeing a group of female pre-teens about to say yes I kindly pointed out that the bus was in the yard and about to come to the stop. He then proceeded to sporadically glare at me for the rest of the bus journey, as though I was the bad person for ruining his chances.

tl;dr... Who knew ruining a paedophile's dreams makes you a monster?

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STM's Avatar
You're a cunt for ruining his evening.
Posted 03-23-2013 at 08:14 AM by STM STM is offline

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Jordan's Avatar
yeah you inconsiderate bastard
Posted 03-23-2013 at 09:01 AM by Jordan Jordan is offline

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Mr. Bungle's Avatar
It's still snowing tons here. More than usual for late March.

I know I live in Canada but goddamn.
Posted 03-23-2013 at 09:05 AM by Mr. Bungle Mr. Bungle is offline

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Crashpunk's Avatar
I fucking hate snow.
Posted 03-23-2013 at 09:32 AM by Crashpunk Crashpunk is offline

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Nepsotic's Avatar
I live in Manchester, it snowed really bad everywhere in the North West except here. We got pathetic snow. Snow that melted before it hit the ground.
Posted 03-23-2013 at 10:37 AM by Nepsotic Nepsotic is offline

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GLaDOS's Avatar
Nep we don't live in Manchester. We live near it, it's just the closest place.
Posted 03-23-2013 at 01:36 PM by GLaDOS GLaDOS is offline

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STM's Avatar
Yeah, Nepsotic, fuck you, give us your specific address on a public forum. Idiot.
Posted 03-23-2013 at 01:40 PM by STM STM is offline

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JayDee's Avatar
Reppin Stockport, yo'
Posted 03-23-2013 at 02:18 PM by JayDee JayDee is offline

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STM's Avatar
Pff, man's is bennin, Stockport be crutterz 'n ting. It be about West outer Metropolitan, alie? Cah bare nang and de gyaldem I skeen are peng, chung reh teh teh. Get me or squalay coz.
Posted 03-23-2013 at 02:36 PM by STM STM is offline

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Jbot123's Avatar
HaHa. I just imagined the pedophile looking/sounding like Comic Book Guy.
Posted 03-24-2013 at 04:16 AM by Jbot123 Jbot123 is offline

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Slog Bait's Avatar
I've never seen real snow up close
Posted 03-24-2013 at 12:36 PM by Slog Bait Slog Bait is offline

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HaHa. I just imagined the pedophile looking/sounding like Comic Book Guy.
Why Comic Book Guy?

I think Mr. Herbert fits the scenario better.
Posted 03-24-2013 at 10:18 PM by mr.odd mr.odd is offline

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Phylum's Avatar
I've never seen real snow from a distance.

e: But I am going to be around Europe in November/December, so I'm hoping for some snow somewhere.
Posted 03-25-2013 at 01:17 AM by Phylum Phylum is offline
Updated 03-25-2013 at 02:10 AM by Phylum

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Slog Bait's Avatar
I've seen real snow from a distance once and that was on the flight back from Seattle a couple weeks ago. It was surreal seeing all that white and blue when I'm so used to reds, browns, and greens.
Posted 03-25-2013 at 04:18 AM by Slog Bait Slog Bait is offline

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Splat's Avatar
I usually like winter, but I'm bored of it now. You know when it's time to get up and you really don't want to? Spring is like summer refusing to get out of bed. Also, for us in England for the last five years, summer is like summer refusing to get out of bed.
Posted 03-25-2013 at 05:52 PM by Splat Splat is offline

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MA's Avatar
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Originally Posted by Phylum
e: But I am going to be around Europe in November/December, so I'm hoping for some snow somewhere.
oh, you'll see snow. don't you worry about that, man. you'll see snow. oh yeah. you'll get your fair share of snow, believe you me. HOOOOOO BOOOY
Posted 03-27-2013 at 04:31 PM by MA MA is offline

 




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