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An Unexpected Surprise

Posted 05-15-2017 at 11:24 AM by Phoetux
Around a week ago after I finished my daily lessons, I was waiting the bus as usual. Everything was fine, the sky was blue and clear and the birbs were singing. And while I was waiting without any stress, I was reading my new book "Norwegian Wood" by Haruki Murakami, which arrived the day before that day, and listening some chill music. Everything was just fine.

WAY TOO FINE.


Suddendly a pigeon layed down on a balcony of a building that was right behind me, and it shitted.
Right. on. my. fucking. book.
I believe you can imagine how I was feeling.
Yes, all the relax I was having disappeared completely. Everyone that was near (people I knew) laughed, even my professor that was there too did. And I was just there, making a smile that was obviosly saying "haha I want to die". Then, of course, I swore a lot, screaming internally "THERE IS NO GOD".
The reaction? It was like this:


After this experience, I made a promise: everytime I see pigeon, I'll make its life hell until he fucks off, if he doesn't go away from that area I'll kill it.
I like birbs tho, a lot. But pigeons are just on my next-cooking list rn, no matter what.
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Varrok's Avatar
Haha!
Posted 05-16-2017 at 03:50 AM by Varrok Varrok is offline

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I don't recomend cooking a pigeon, they're disgusting vermin of the bird world and probably the birb world as well
Posted 05-16-2017 at 06:21 AM by Gunnr Gunnr is offline
Updated 05-16-2017 at 06:40 AM by Gunnr

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I don't recomend cooking a pigeon, they're disgusting vermin of the bird world and probably the birb world as well
YEAH EXACTLY FUCK THEM but no birbs are fine dont say that. Only pigeons are NOT.
Posted 05-16-2017 at 06:41 AM by Phoetux Phoetux is offline

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Varrok's Avatar
I was that pigeon, Vhazen!
Posted 05-16-2017 at 07:38 AM by Varrok Varrok is offline

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Manco's Avatar
pigeons are great and fun and dumb, maybe it was just trying to tell you that book was shitty
Posted 05-16-2017 at 03:18 PM by Manco Manco is offline

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Varrok's Avatar
I've just noticed it's not Vhazen's blog.

You tricked me!
Posted 05-16-2017 at 09:05 PM by Varrok Varrok is offline

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pigeons are great and fun and dumb, maybe it was just trying to tell you that book was shitty
nice joker over there
http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/...00/078/7c3.jpg
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I've just noticed it's not Vhazen's blog.

You tricked me!
Vhazen was me all the time.
Posted 05-17-2017 at 05:52 AM by Phoetux Phoetux is offline

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Lord Vhazen's Avatar
I disagree. Phoetux was me all along.
Regardless, I do believe you and I share some common enemies. After all, pigeons are but rats on wings. With this in mind, I propose we collaborate our efforts to create a better world for us all through the wonders of science. Come see me in my lab. I have a job for you if you are willing to share your findings in this struggle.
No cameras, no audio.
Posted 05-19-2017 at 09:03 AM by Lord Vhazen Lord Vhazen is offline

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Phoetux's Avatar
A job in a lab full of secrets regarding scientific experiments to clean the world from rats and pigeons where I'll work with myself?!
...I'm interested.
also, aren't rats with wings usually bats?
Posted 05-19-2017 at 10:48 AM by Phoetux Phoetux is offline

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Gunnr's Avatar
You're going to pelt the pigeons with rocks, aren't you?
Posted 05-19-2017 at 11:24 AM by Gunnr Gunnr is offline

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A job in a lab full of secrets regarding scientific experiments to clean the world from rats and pigeons where I'll work with myself?!
...I'm interested.


It begins.
Posted 05-19-2017 at 05:05 PM by Lord Vhazen Lord Vhazen is offline

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STM's Avatar
At least it didn't shit on you. City pidgeon shit is fucking naaaasty because of all the horrible stuff they eat.
Posted 05-20-2017 at 03:27 AM by STM STM is offline

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Vexen's Avatar
I feel you phoetux. I've had a seagull shit on me at least three times. The worst time was when it got into my hair. Probably karma for all the terrible things I do.
Posted 05-21-2017 at 08:42 AM by Vexen Vexen is offline

 

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