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Posted 10-13-2018 at 09:18 PM by MA
hello sir or madam, please post here as a mark of attendance. mainly because i'm bored and i'd like to see who might be lurking around this place.

also to anyone who might know what i'm talking about: anyone remember a few years back on here when a few members kept putting forum-breaking code in their posts and fucking threads and blogs up? well i was just searching for something in the public blog history and hit this page where you can't scroll to the bottom of the page.

you can guarantee that's caused by some forum-breaking code being posted in one of the blogs you can't see on that page, resulting in them breaking not just their own blog, but a whole fucking page of blogs.

whoever did that, even though i doubt you're here, good job. i never learned how to do that dark sorcery, but seeing it take out more than intended made me larf. nice work you vandal.

now everyone look at this cow

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Nepsotic's Avatar
what i wouldn't give to put my arm inside that cow
Posted 10-14-2018 at 01:56 AM by Nepsotic Nepsotic is offline

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Oddey's Avatar
Still around, still quietly kicking.
Posted 10-14-2018 at 04:19 AM by Oddey Oddey is offline

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MA's Avatar
thanks guys!

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Originally Posted by Nep
what i wouldn't give to put my arm inside that cow
keeps you warm in the winter.
Posted 10-14-2018 at 05:37 AM by MA MA is offline

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Oddey's Avatar
A scene which was cut from the theatrical release of The Empire Strikes Back.
Posted 10-14-2018 at 12:19 PM by Oddey Oddey is offline

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MA's Avatar
and i thought they smelled bad

on the outside
Posted 10-14-2018 at 03:09 PM by MA MA is offline

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fuck
Posted 10-14-2018 at 10:01 PM by Nemo Nemo is offline

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OddjobAbe's Avatar
Consider this my mark of attendance.
Posted 10-15-2018 at 09:03 AM by OddjobAbe OddjobAbe is offline

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MA's Avatar
considered!

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Originally Posted by Nemo
fuck
shit
Posted 10-15-2018 at 03:17 PM by MA MA is offline

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OddjobAbe's Avatar
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considered!
Thanks! Did you conclude it to be my mark of attendance? If not, I can potentially revise it, within reason.
Posted 10-15-2018 at 05:22 PM by OddjobAbe OddjobAbe is offline
Updated 10-15-2018 at 05:24 PM by OddjobAbe

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Nepsotic's Avatar
it's hard to tell because your writing is really small
Posted 10-15-2018 at 07:08 PM by Nepsotic Nepsotic is offline

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MA's Avatar
Quote:
Originally Posted by Oddjob
Thanks! Did you conclude it to be my mark of attendance? If not, I can potentially revise it, within reason.
sorry i'm still considering. i'll contact you in 10-15 working days with an answer.
Posted 10-15-2018 at 08:30 PM by MA MA is offline

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Phoetux's Avatar
I lurke for memes
Posted 10-16-2018 at 06:51 AM by Phoetux Phoetux is offline

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STM's Avatar
Look at the fucking size of that cow. Absolute unit.
Posted 10-17-2018 at 02:09 AM by STM STM is offline

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Nepsotic's Avatar
actually that is a bull

you can even see where they chopped its horns off
Posted 10-17-2018 at 04:06 AM by Nepsotic Nepsotic is offline

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Varrok's Avatar
Oddammit, Nepsotic, can't you be tactful for just one second?

It's obviously a transgender cow.
Posted 10-17-2018 at 01:18 PM by Varrok Varrok is offline

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MA's Avatar
actually both male and female cattle have horns. the more you know.

fun and learning with Ma
Posted 10-18-2018 at 06:13 AM by MA MA is offline

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Nepsotic's Avatar
that's just an assumption. a gender assumption
Posted 10-18-2018 at 06:42 AM by Nepsotic Nepsotic is offline

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MA's Avatar
oh i'm a complete bovine assumptionist. i get cow hate mail all the time.

bitches can suck it
Posted 10-18-2018 at 10:46 AM by MA MA is offline

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Rex Tirano's Avatar
I lurk for these sorts of tasty blogs.
Posted 10-21-2018 at 12:35 PM by Rex Tirano Rex Tirano is offline

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Varrok's Avatar
!
Posted 10-21-2018 at 12:42 PM by Varrok Varrok is offline

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Xorlidyr's Avatar
I love existence.
Posted 10-22-2018 at 12:15 AM by Xorlidyr Xorlidyr is offline

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what the fuck
Posted 10-22-2018 at 10:41 PM by Nemo Nemo is offline

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Phoetux's Avatar
Heh, existence is better than nothing
Posted 10-24-2018 at 10:25 AM by Phoetux Phoetux is offline

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Nepsotic's Avatar
>Heh, existence is better than nothing

This is actually false
Posted 10-24-2018 at 11:01 AM by Nepsotic Nepsotic is offline

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STM's Avatar
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all.
Posted 10-25-2018 at 01:32 AM by STM STM is offline

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moxco's Avatar
This blog is tasty.
Posted 11-01-2018 at 02:37 AM by moxco moxco is offline

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OddjobAbe's Avatar
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sorry i'm still considering. i'll contact you in 10-15 working days with an answer.
Dear MA,


It has been 10-15 days and I have still received no response. This is, frankly, outrageous, and I would like to make a complaint about this woeful customer service.


Worst wishes,
Oddjob
Posted 11-01-2018 at 04:13 AM by OddjobAbe OddjobAbe is offline

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MA's Avatar
lmao the first thing i saw was "Dear MA" and i spit coffee over my desk because i knew what was coming. thanks for that Oddjob.
Posted 11-01-2018 at 10:50 AM by MA MA is offline

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OddjobAbe's Avatar
The good news is that you're actually in the clear because I forgot to take weekends into consideration
Posted 11-01-2018 at 05:26 PM by OddjobAbe OddjobAbe is offline

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Varrok's Avatar
Molluck should, like, search for a new Assistant.
Posted 11-03-2018 at 01:33 AM by Varrok Varrok is offline

 

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