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16 year old girls.

Posted 07-14-2008 at 01:34 AM by Venks
Updated 07-14-2008 at 01:38 AM by Venks

So my crazy self has gotten really into the 'spirit' of Anonymous as of late. I've been spending too much time reading up about 4chan and its many memes on encyclopedia dramatica. Well bored with nothing better to do I hop onto the place has several chat rooms full of randomness. I enter one with a particularly high member count and put on the guise of Anonymous.

Well in this chat room you have the usual emos screaming nobody loves them, a whole bunch of attention needing girls asking if they look hot, and the normal guys who beg for hot pictures and cyber action. Bored out of my mind I add a whole bunch of random chaos to the chat full of degrading statements towards several ethnic groups and women. I used very colorful vernacular to describe women and certain acts that I would do to them. I wouldn't normally do this, but I was very bored and the reactions from these kids induced epic lulz.

Too my great surprise a girl pulls me into private chat. I'll do my best to repeat the chat. Though in actuality I wasn't censoring myself.

Girl: Hi.
Anonymous: What the f*** do you want? Tits or gtfo.
Girl: I want to talk to you.
Anonymous: Talk.
Girl: What do you want to talk about it? I want to talk about something interesting.
Anonymous: Tits.
Girl: Tits are nice, but I want to talk about something interesting.
Anonymous: Look bit** I didn't ask for your opinion. I want to talk about tits cus I find them interesting.
Anonymous: I like big tits, but not too big. Small ones aren't bad either. It all depends on the slut they are attached to.
Girl: You're not really nice.
Anonymous: How the f*** did you come to that conclusion? You must be the smartest tramp in the world. How did you figure out how to get out of the kitchen?
Girl: You're silly.
Anonymous: Look you're boring the hell out of me. Either show me some pics of yourself, or if you're ugly, kill yourself.
Girl: No.
Anonymous: Wow the little whore can talk back. You're intelligence surprises me. Here I thought you were just too stupid or dumb to even think of anything.
Girl: I'm not stupid. I'm sexy and you have a small penis!
Anonymous: Well I was going to jerk off to some pictures of a little whore, but what ever. I can just masturbate to hardcore blowjob and cumshot porn vids instead.
Anonymous: Pics or it's not real.
Girl: (links her myspace)
Anonymous: Oh okay your f***able.
Anonymous: By the way here's a picture of my penis. (links random picture found on google)
Girl: oh wow
Anonymous: Like it don't you?
Girl: Yes.
Anonymous: (She's getting slow at replying) Are you shocked? I'm not the first guy to show you his dic* am I?
Girl: no
Anonymous: (She's still slow) Mesmerized?
Girl: yeah
Girl: is that really you?
Anonymous: Sure is. Like it don't you ya little whore?
Girl: Yeah I do.
Anonymous: Gonna give me some dirty pics of you then?
Girl: no
Anonymous: Figures. The bit*h only thinks about herself and her wants. I'm gonna find that blowjob porn.
Girl: Imagine I'm doing it to you.
Anonymous: What?
Girl: imagine I'm giving you the blowjob
Anonymous: Oh frisky are we? You like giving blowjobs?
Girl: yeah i do
Anonymous: Have you ever given a blowjob before?
Girl: yeah I have why do you think the boys like me?
Anonymous: Tell me how you like to do it.
Girl: i like to lick the head and get all of it in my mouth. I like it when the guy holds me down
Anonymous: Oh no problem here. I got no problem holding you down
Girl: That's hot
Anonymous: I'll probably be pulling your hair too. Try not to bitch.
Girl: No I like that. I also like licking and drinking the cum off of the guy's dick.
Anonymous: Again no complaints here, but I'm not sure you'll be able to contain my load
Girl: no i can do it. I've done it a lot before
Anonymous: Good cus I shoot off a lot when I get excited
Girl: you're hot
Anonymous: (I am now bored of her) Okay that's cool I gotta go little whore
Girl: Wait make me your friend first. I added you.
Anonymous: Okay I've added you... what's your name?
Girl: It's -insert name I've forgotten-
Anonymous: oh ok peace -some name-

I just couldn't understand why she allowed me to degrade her like that. Is this how all teenage girls are becoming?
Total Comments 12


Wil's Avatar
I didnít think you could be so cruel, Venks. Iím actually quite shocked.
Posted 07-14-2008 at 04:23 AM by Wil Wil is offline

used:)'s Avatar
Half of those people are posing too, you know that?
Posted 07-14-2008 at 05:28 AM by used:) used:) is offline

Nate's Avatar
I just couldn't understand why she allowed me to degrade her like that. Is this how all teenage girls are becoming?
I think the answer is that that was no 16 year old girl. Seemed to me right from the beginning to be a guy pulling your leg.
Posted 07-14-2008 at 05:34 AM by Nate Nate is offline

Laser's Avatar
If thats true Nate then i feel sorry for Venks :O
Posted 07-14-2008 at 08:08 AM by Laser Laser is offline

Mac Sirloin's Avatar
Venks got counter trolled.


Also, don't get Trolls remorse, next time, if they don't buy it you GTFO.
Posted 07-14-2008 at 10:17 AM by Mac Sirloin Mac Sirloin is offline

Get some pictars of her and send me some mmkekeekeekeehjejagfd?
Posted 07-14-2008 at 12:12 PM by Nemo Nemo is offline

Venks's Avatar
Meh I just imagined it as role playing. I could never do that in real life.
Posted 07-14-2008 at 12:27 PM by Venks Venks is offline

Mac Sirloin's Avatar
You and I are VERY different people, Venks old chum.
Posted 07-14-2008 at 03:46 PM by Mac Sirloin Mac Sirloin is offline

Rex Tirano's Avatar
Lol I did that the other day. :P

I was bored and went on a chat; ended up with someone randomly chatting to me and wanting some delicious loli. I obviously obliged [he thought I was 15, but wanted to pretend I was 12]. And somehow I got him to play "dressup" and turned it into a wizard of oz game. :P

Ended with "Lolol delicious loli freak!"
Posted 07-14-2008 at 06:06 PM by Rex Tirano Rex Tirano is offline

Marvak's Avatar
If Nate is right, the hilarity just tripled.
Posted 07-15-2008 at 12:59 AM by Marvak Marvak is offline

Zozo the Zrilufet's Avatar
That was...Eww. Thank Gizzybiscuits she trolled you back and didn't give you the reaction you were looking for, unless she's a guy 8P. Aaaand now I'm confused and hope that 15 year old Anna was talking about doesn't look like me, s'got nothing to do with me but I'd feel creeped out regardless. /Claps
Posted 10-03-2008 at 06:49 AM by Zozo the Zrilufet Zozo the Zrilufet is offline

BigBroSlig3097's Avatar
how do u know that was actually a 16 yr old grl?
Posted 06-16-2011 at 04:45 PM by BigBroSlig3097 BigBroSlig3097 is offline


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