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Seme or Uke?

Posted 10-17-2008 at 06:18 PM by Strike Witch

You are an Opportunist Seme!
Preying on the clueless is what you're all about. You really don't intend to hurt anyone, but if a bit of harmless manipulation can get you what you want, you're not beyond taking a little advantage of someone, which you figure is an even exchange for your companionship anyway. Not one for lots of drama, you are best paired with the Clueless Uke, who will appreciate your attention and never bat an eye at your slightly sneaky ways.
Most compatible with: Clueless Uke, Innocent Uke
Least compatible with: Badass Uke
What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at SemeUke.com, or find merchandise here.


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Seme means top in bed, and Uke means bottom in bed.

So I'm a sneaky top.
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used:)'s Avatar

You are a Clueless Uke!
Having a good time is what you're all about. You're satisfied just to have someone to eat hamburgers and play video games with, and are completely oblivious to other's manipulative behavior. You don't expect much, and that can be a good thing. You're perfect prey for the Opportunist Seme, who might take advantage of you, but you probably won't even notice, or really care, as long as you're enjoying yourself.
Most compatible with: Opportunist Seme, Romantic Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Don't Fuck With Me Seme
What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at SemeUke.com, or find merchandise here.

Wouldn't we make a pair, Ghost?
Posted 10-17-2008 at 07:20 PM by used:) used:) is offline

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Anonyman!'s Avatar

You are a Chibi Seme!
You are the seme in disguise. Able to fit in and get along with uke and seme alike, you are able to get close to the uke on their level before exerting your dominance. This makes you at times manipulative and able to fool others about your true seme nature. Because of your harmless appearance, it takes the flamboyantly gay Flaming Uke to match wits and really bring out your aggressive side to expose you for the seme that you are.

Most compatible with: Flaming Uke, Badass Uke
Least compatible with: Dramatic Uke
What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at SemeUke.com, or find merchandise here.

Heh. I guess that's a decent enough examination of me, but what fuck is with the compatibility to flamers? That's just morbid.
Posted 10-17-2008 at 07:38 PM by Anonyman! Anonyman! is offline

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You are an Opportunist Seme!
Preying on the clueless is what you're all about. You really don't intend to hurt anyone, but if a bit of harmless manipulation can get you what you want, you're not beyond taking a little advantage of someone, which you figure is an even exchange for your companionship anyway. Not one for lots of drama, you are best paired with the Clueless Uke, who will appreciate your attention and never bat an eye at your slightly sneaky ways.
Most compatible with: Clueless Uke, Innocent Uke
Least compatible with: Badass Uke
What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at SemeUke.com, or find merchandise here.


Hey Used, wanna get together some time?
Posted 10-17-2008 at 07:58 PM by Nemo Nemo is offline

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Alcar's Avatar

You are a Chibi Seme!
You are the seme in disguise. Able to fit in and get along with uke and seme alike, you are able to get close to the uke on their level before exerting your dominance. This makes you at times manipulative and able to fool others about your true seme nature. Because of your harmless appearance, it takes the flamboyantly gay Flaming Uke to match wits and really bring out your aggressive side to expose you for the seme that you are.

Most compatible with: Flaming Uke, Badass Uke
Least compatible with: Dramatic Uke

Oh my. I don't think I could have ever really got a proper representation. I doubt there's a middle ground between seme and uke in the quiz

Alcar...
Posted 10-17-2008 at 07:59 PM by Alcar Alcar is offline

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Anonyman!'s Avatar
Well, in yaoi Uke and Seme almost always have their bottom and top, respectively. IRL, as you and I both know, this tends to reverse more. I believe the quiz focuses more on personality than actual sexual preference. Strangely enough, this thing sorta nailed me, looking through the profiles I think I am closest to Chibi. WHY THE FUCK AM I OVER ANALYZING THIS
Posted 10-17-2008 at 08:02 PM by Anonyman! Anonyman! is offline
Updated 10-17-2008 at 08:06 PM by Anonyman!

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I don't know... You scream Don't Fuck With Me Seme

Alcar...
Posted 10-18-2008 at 12:11 AM by Alcar Alcar is offline

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Bullet Magnet's Avatar

You are a Chibi Seme!

You are the seme in disguise. Able to fit in and get along with uke and seme alike, you are able to get close to the uke on their level before exerting your dominance. This makes you at times manipulative and able to fool others about your true seme nature. Because of your harmless appearance, it takes the flamboyantly gay Flaming Uke to match wits and really bring out your aggressive side to expose you for the seme that you are.


Most compatible with: Flaming Uke, Badass Uke

Least compatible with: Dramatic Uke


What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at SemeUke.com, or find merchandise here.

This fits. I expected more Innocent or Clueless, but I suppose my myriad machinations twisted that result. That guy actually looks like me, only in a more comfortable sitting position and less glass in his feet. What the hell are ukes and semes?

Posted 10-18-2008 at 12:50 AM by Bullet Magnet Bullet Magnet is offline
Updated 10-18-2008 at 01:01 AM by Bullet Magnet

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Strike Witch's Avatar
Seme = Attacker
Uke = Defender.

Basically in gay partnerships, the Seme is the banger or Licker, and the Uke is the bangee or the Lickee.
Posted 10-18-2008 at 01:15 AM by Strike Witch Strike Witch is offline

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Bullet Magnet's Avatar
I just realised how androgynous the illustrations are.
Posted 10-18-2008 at 01:25 AM by Bullet Magnet Bullet Magnet is offline

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Strike Witch's Avatar
Yeah, pretty much. It's another Japanese slang thing that's spread across the internet.
Posted 10-18-2008 at 03:05 AM by Strike Witch Strike Witch is offline

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Wings of Fire's Avatar

You are an Opportunist Seme!

Preying on the clueless is what you're all about. You really don't intend to hurt anyone, but if a bit of harmless manipulation can get you what you want, you're not beyond taking a little advantage of someone, which you figure is an even exchange for your companionship anyway. Not one for lots of drama, you are best paired with the Clueless Uke, who will appreciate your attention and never bat an eye at your slightly sneaky ways.


Most compatible with: Clueless Uke, Innocent Uke

Least compatible with: Badass Uke


What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at SemeUke.com, or find merchandise here

Heh..

Posted 10-18-2008 at 03:24 AM by Wings of Fire Wings of Fire is offline

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Laser's Avatar

You are an Opportunist Seme!

Preying on the clueless is what you're all about. You really don't intend to hurt anyone, but if a bit of harmless manipulation can get you what you want, you're not beyond taking a little advantage of someone, which you figure is an even exchange for your companionship anyway. Not one for lots of drama, you are best paired with the Clueless Uke, who will appreciate your attention and never bat an eye at your slightly sneaky ways.

Most compatible with: Clueless Uke, Innocent Uke
Least compatible with: Badass Uke
Posted 10-18-2008 at 03:27 AM by Laser Laser is offline

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T-nex's Avatar
Man... This really isn't THAT accurate...


You are an Innocent Uke!
Cute and sweet, and most gentle of all uke, whips and chains are not for you - you just want someone to love you. You are often spotted in candy shops wearing furry kitty ears, where you are sure to be noticed by the Romantic Seme, whose protective instincts will kick in and will only want to take you home and love and protect you. And you, of course, will be more than happy to spend the rest of your life baking cookies for your seme.
Most compatible with: Romantic Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Don't Fuck With Me Seme
Posted 10-18-2008 at 04:43 AM by T-nex T-nex is offline

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Anonyman!'s Avatar
Almost everyone has gotten the tricky bastards. (Except T-nex, you wonderful person, you.) Figures.

Also, Ghost...
What's with teenage girls liking to see boys-that-look-like-girls have sex with other boys-that-look-like-girls?
Posted 10-18-2008 at 05:48 AM by Anonyman! Anonyman! is offline

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Strike Witch's Avatar
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What's with teenage girls liking to see boys-that-look-like-girls have sex with other boys-that-look-like-girls?
I dunno. It's hot?
Posted 10-18-2008 at 05:58 AM by Strike Witch Strike Witch is offline

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But if they look like girls, isn't it essentially Yuri with no boobs and cocks? And then Yuri would be Yaoi with boobs and no cocks! I am so fucking confused.
Posted 10-18-2008 at 06:12 AM by Anonyman! Anonyman! is offline
Updated 10-18-2008 at 06:14 AM by Anonyman!

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Strike Witch's Avatar
Well, they don't really look like girls. I mean, to normal people, they might, but onna otaku can tell the difference between the way they're drawn and their mannerisms and stuff. Basically, it's the equivalent of watch two Brad Pitts make out in front of you. It's hot.
Posted 10-18-2008 at 06:18 AM by Strike Witch Strike Witch is offline

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Laser's Avatar
I am quite weirded out by that Quiz
Posted 10-18-2008 at 07:25 AM by Laser Laser is offline

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Anonyman!'s Avatar
NVM COCKS
Posted 10-18-2008 at 07:44 AM by Anonyman! Anonyman! is offline
Updated 10-18-2008 at 11:14 AM by Anonyman!

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I dunno. It's hot?
I second that.
Posted 10-18-2008 at 08:04 AM by Nemo Nemo is offline

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OddjobAbe's Avatar
When you mentioned 'Uke' in the title, I thought I was in for some video musical ukelele action. Damn you.

And to please, I did the quiz.

You are an Opportunist Seme!
Preying on the clueless is what you're all about. You really don't intend to hurt anyone, but if a bit of harmless manipulation can get you what you want, you're not beyond taking a little advantage of someone, which you figure is an even exchange for your companionship anyway. Not one for lots of drama, you are best paired with the Clueless Uke, who will appreciate your attention and never bat an eye at your slightly sneaky ways.
Most compatible with: Clueless Uke, Innocent Uke
Least compatible with: Badass Uke
Posted 10-18-2008 at 11:03 AM by OddjobAbe OddjobAbe is offline

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Wings of Fire's Avatar
GAIZE THIS TEST WAS RITE OLOLOLOL.
Posted 10-19-2008 at 03:32 AM by Wings of Fire Wings of Fire is offline

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Bullet Magnet's Avatar
In conclusion: we're all manipulative and/or deceptive bastards.

Is our similar nature here on OWF because those who like Oddworld tend to have our traits, or that only those like us actually remain on OWF? Taking into account the fact that we use the Internet in this way at all, of course.

I'm more inclined to suggest it is the latter.
Posted 10-19-2008 at 05:14 AM by Bullet Magnet Bullet Magnet is offline

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Anonyman!'s Avatar
I'm inclined to agree with you.
Posted 10-19-2008 at 06:30 AM by Anonyman! Anonyman! is offline

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Zozo the Zrilufet's Avatar
I got clueless uke O.o;, but...I know all these perverted things yet I have this dopeyness, I don't get it D8.

....Nyahahaha - /Fiddles with the test.
Posted 10-19-2008 at 07:02 AM by Zozo the Zrilufet Zozo the Zrilufet is offline

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T-nex's Avatar
BM, but there is actually a small percentage that's small and innocent... Like me!

No but seriously.. That result was a bit wrong. I'm not THAT fragile and I DO go well with a sadistic Seme <.<(If I was a guy that is).
Posted 10-19-2008 at 08:07 AM by T-nex T-nex is offline

 

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