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Posted 01-02-2013 at 03:37 PM by MeechMunchie
DOHOHOHOHO DOHOHOHOHO DOHOHOHOHO DOHOHOHOHO DOHOHOHOHO DOHOHOHOHO DOHOHOHOHO DOHOHOHOHO DOHOHOHOHO DOHOHOHOHO
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3000

Posted 01-02-2013 at 09:07 AM by MeechMunchie


I'm not stopping until this dies
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1984

Posted 01-01-2013 at 08:52 AM by MeechMunchie
"I betrayed you," she said baldly.
"I betrayed you," he said.
She gave him another quick look of dislike.
"Sometimes," she said, "they threaten you with something something you can't stand up to, can't even think about. And then you say, 'Don't do it to me, do it to somebody else, do it to so-and-so.' And perhaps you might pretend, afterwards, that it was only a trick and that you just said it to make them stop and didn't really mean it. But that isn't true. At the time when...
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Epiphany for the Selfless and/or Unsociable

Posted 12-28-2012 at 04:40 PM by MeechMunchie
Updated 12-28-2012 at 04:45 PM by MeechMunchie
so i was always like i can't say "we'll see the movie on tuesday" because then i'd be making decisions for them which isn't cool so i'll just ask them when they want to go because i'm cool like that but now i see that making them think about it is just another job for them so it's actually nicer to say that first thing

Asking someone repeatedly when they'd like to do something is of greater net inconvenice than picking a day to do said thing for them.

woah
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SEX!

Posted 11-07-2012 at 08:41 AM by MeechMunchie
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ANGST ANGST

Posted 10-06-2012 at 03:26 AM by MeechMunchie
I'M SUCH A TORTURED YOUTH

NO-ONE UNDERSTANDS ME

AND NOW I'M NOT SURE IF I WANT TO BE A HERPETOLOGIST OR A MALACOLOGIST

OOOH THE HORROR
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Post Analytics

Posted 10-01-2012 at 03:31 PM by MeechMunchie
I believe that I have the highest posts-per-day of any member on the forums, barring people who've only been on a week or so.

I have 5.38. Following that comes WoF with 4.75, Scrabtrapman with 4.29 and Xavier with 3.84. My research was hardly thorough, I might add.

The reason for my interest was that I noticed that I had recently "overtaken" several veterans in terms of post count, and I would find it rather naive not to believe that posting so much more than some highly...
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Wil's Power Fantasy

Posted 09-25-2012 at 02:39 PM by MeechMunchie
Quote:
You'll be in the audience.
I'll be on stage.
Groupies in the front row clawing fruitlessly, desperately up at me.
You'll wave your banner.
I'll spot you; wave back.

I'll leap into the aisle and run up the stairs towards you.
All heads will turn; where am I going?
I run to your row, but you're in the middle.
You always did have to be awkward.
So I squeeze past all the seated people. They're amazed that I'm so close to them, but
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Uncle John's Obituary

Posted 08-26-2012 at 04:25 PM by MeechMunchie
Updated 08-26-2012 at 04:37 PM by MeechMunchie
This blog is lovingly dedicated to my Uncle John.

Firstly, he's not actually my uncle; he's my great-uncle, my father's mother's brother. However, despite a 30-year age gap, there's not really much distinction in terms of their relationship with the most recent generation of a family.

John Osman was a thoroughly charming man. His life was exciting, and his horizons broad. An open mind and a calm, good-humoured demeanour made him a pleasure to be around, for me and all...
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Something different

Posted 07-31-2012 at 04:37 PM by MeechMunchie
The original plan for this blog was to have a good vent and express the various confusing and contradictory themes currently squirming their way through my unfinished adolescent psyche like that robot worm thing from the start of The Matrix.

Then it became a blog about why I wouldn't, or perhaps couldn't, do that.

Then it became yet another analysis of my relationship with you, dear forums, as my most regular and widespread influence over my teenage years.
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