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If erection lasts longer than four hours please seek medical attention.

Who I grew up with.

Posted 03-28-2012 at 02:38 PM by shaman
Real facebook conversation, which I had today, whilst both of us are in our late teens, I'll have you know.

I'm in the Green.

and why is /NAME REMOVED/posting so many pics where he looks like hes got a guy waiting to give it to him up the bum ?kindascaring me abit now.

What, you mean in a sparring kit

and the 1 of him on a sofa drinking gay wine.

The wine is gay?...
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Now i stop lurking

Posted 02-25-2012 at 10:15 AM by shaman
Alright, I know i was "back" for a while a few months ago, i forgot about the place. I'll put my hands up to that.

Let's get you clued up about what i've been up to.

I'm working now, started back in september and it's also one of the reasons i stopped coming again. I'm at a college as a science technician. It's low hours but shit is it worth it, my understanding of chemistry flicked on like a lightswitch when i started. Also i wear a labcoat, i loves my coat. Uni's...
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It's time to do something fucking amazing.

Posted 05-26-2011 at 02:30 PM by shaman
I come back to give you this:

Open this link in a tab.

Pause it at 54 seconds.

Then open this link in a different tab:

Play them together and let the light shine in!
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Unt here ve have anozer blog for you.

Posted 02-19-2011 at 06:50 AM by shaman
Dear applicant,

RE: Foundation Degree in Biological Sciences (C110)

Thank you for your application to study the above course at City College Brighton and Hove (accredited by the University of Brighton).

I am pleased to inform you that you have been allocated an interview date of Wednesday 23rd March at 2.30pm.

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FUUUUUU - version 2

Posted 01-30-2011 at 06:33 AM by shaman
Dear Mr Brown

Congratulations; University of Glamorgan, Cardiff and Pontypridd has asked us to tell you that it is offering you a place for Applied Science Foundation Year, CFG0; starting in September 2012 at point of entry 0.
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Posted 01-21-2011 at 12:55 PM by shaman
Dear Mr Brown

Congratulations; The University of the West of England, Bristol has asked us to tell you that it is offering you a place for Science Foundation (Year 0), BCF0; starting in September 2012 at point of entry 0.

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Go now, yellow haired warrior.

Posted 01-16-2011 at 02:35 PM by shaman
Updated 01-17-2011 at 01:36 PM by shaman
So, i quit jujitsu and started tai' chi last week. It's fucking awesome. I love it and i'll be returning. No really never go on the way something looks. It's a hell of a matial art. It's like a relaxed ok - let's - talk - about- this kind of fighting style, and after the ten week coarse there's a saber style.

Also, (hopefully) i'll get that job i applied for. The glory of Morrison's Since an Akai Jitsu class is operating a few blocks from me i was thinking of putting my...
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I think i just had a heart attack.

Posted 12-01-2010 at 11:56 AM by shaman
Updated 12-01-2010 at 12:04 PM by shaman
I was watching those fucking Slenderman videos when a load of shelves behind me fell down.

Not even funny i nearly shat myself.
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Posted 11-08-2010 at 03:17 AM by shaman
Hah! Nobody cares!
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So i got rejected today.

Posted 10-27-2010 at 11:20 AM by shaman
Updated 10-27-2010 at 11:25 AM by shaman
I require a hug.
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