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Fucking Spiders.

Posted 04-28-2010 at 09:05 PM by Daxter King
And other annoying pests. It just started to warm up here a few weeks ago, and that means bugs. Just had to kill a fairly large spider in my kitchen. I fucking hate bugs and spiders. Every time I kill one I fear a tiny army of its babies will emerge for vengeance. Because that happened when I was little when my grandma killed a spider that was apparently carrying its children. If that happened today, Id probably burn the house down trying to kill them all. Also, whenever I see one, I immediately feel they have a colony in the house. That they can now be anywhere, especially my bed.

Anyone else hate these creatures as much as I do?
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Alcar's Avatar

I regularly sleep with them only a few decimetres away.

Posted 04-29-2010 at 12:17 AM by Alcar Alcar is offline

Phylum's Avatar
I found a spider between my two mattresses once. A highly venomous spider, at that! Our house is prone to baby redbacks inside and massive adults outside. We also get an tri-annual giant huntsman, and the occasional lizard.

Creeps the fuck out of me.
Posted 04-29-2010 at 01:05 AM by Phylum Phylum is offline

Mac Sirloin's Avatar
I own a Tarantula. She's kept in a Terrarium, but I see almost no bugs in my room ever.

We do have a problem with moths in my kitchen, however.
Posted 04-29-2010 at 03:11 AM by Mac Sirloin Mac Sirloin is offline

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I hate those massive huntsman cunts that always seem to pop up in corners and hard to reach places. And large spiders in general, I don't mind little ones at all, even though they usually turn out to be redbacks and white tails..
Posted 04-29-2010 at 04:33 AM by Taco Taco is offline

OANST's Avatar
I despise spiders. They fucking terrify me.
Posted 04-29-2010 at 05:40 AM by OANST OANST is offline

Oddey's Avatar
I cannot stand spiders being too close to me. The bigger they are, the more distance I feel I need to between me and it, with the minimum being about a meter.
Posted 04-29-2010 at 06:40 AM by Oddey Oddey is offline

Wil's Avatar
I'm not comfortable with spiders at all, especially large, fast-moving ones. But I'm much more relaxed about them now than when I was as a child.
Posted 04-29-2010 at 07:59 AM by Wil Wil is offline

shaman's Avatar
I'm perfectly ok with spiders. Large, small, i'm comfortable. I never knew the phobia was so common amoung my fellow forumers.
Posted 04-29-2010 at 08:42 AM by shaman shaman is offline

T-nex's Avatar
I think spiders are cute and fascinating creatures. I used to hate them, but now I just hate their web because it's so damn icky when I get it in my face. Also I once had a really terrible nightmare about lizards with web on their faces. And then there was suddenly chronic spider web on my own face, and ever since I've just hated spider webs. Ick.
Posted 04-29-2010 at 09:19 AM by T-nex T-nex is offline

kapteeni13's Avatar
Np. I see spider's rarely but i still scare bit them.
Posted 04-29-2010 at 09:37 AM by kapteeni13 kapteeni13 is offline

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I'm okay with them. If I see one, I might get startled and one crawling on me would freak me out for a moment, but then again, any other bug doing that would too. I can't stand bees, wasps, or any other flying insect that can bite or sting you, though.
Posted 04-29-2010 at 10:07 AM by used:) used:) is offline

Wings of Fire's Avatar
You're all babies except Nikki.
Who's a babe.
Posted 04-29-2010 at 10:11 AM by Wings of Fire Wings of Fire is offline

Sekto Springs's Avatar
Yeah, really. You guys are fucking pussies, especially you OANST. Pussy.
Spiders (in America at least), are pretty harmless with the exception of the brown recluse whose bite can make your entire arm rot off in under a month if not tended to.

As far as bugs go, spiders are elegant and peaceful little guys. And they're certainly not pests, they eat the pests.

Craneflies or house centipedes, now those are alot more irksome. I make a point of not killing spiders, but I won't hesitate to stomp a house centipede or cranefly into oblivion.
Posted 04-29-2010 at 10:36 AM by Sekto Springs Sekto Springs is offline

Disgruntled Intern's Avatar
You guys shouldn't kill bugs. That's bad. Seriously. I don't kill bugs.
Posted 04-29-2010 at 11:21 AM by Disgruntled Intern Disgruntled Intern is offline

Mac Sirloin's Avatar
Posted 04-29-2010 at 11:51 AM by Mac Sirloin Mac Sirloin is offline

OANST's Avatar
It's an illogical fear. Since when does stating the reasons why an illogical fear is illogical make it easier to overcome?
Posted 04-29-2010 at 12:01 PM by OANST OANST is offline

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Posted 04-29-2010 at 12:01 PM by Wings of Fire Wings of Fire is offline

Dipstikk's Avatar
You're not afraid of spiders, are you?

Posted 04-29-2010 at 12:15 PM by Dipstikk Dipstikk is offline

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Posted 04-29-2010 at 12:24 PM by Sekto Springs Sekto Springs is offline

MeechMunchie's Avatar
I like bugs. I'll happily stroke and share a room with anything that isn't diseased or poisonous.
Posted 04-29-2010 at 12:26 PM by MeechMunchie MeechMunchie is offline

AlexFili's Avatar
Bugs fascinate me but are also kinda creepy.
Posted 04-29-2010 at 01:15 PM by AlexFili AlexFili is offline

MA's Avatar
not keen on harvester spiders or earwigs, but that's about it. i wouldn't kill them, though. i've have that drummed into my head since i was a nipper.

i've got a spider in my room at the moment actually, keeping any flies away. i noticed this morning he's made an extension to his web, too.

i must stop dragging dead bodies into my room.
Posted 05-01-2010 at 04:56 AM by MA MA is offline


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