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man Im eating a blue berry muffin

Posted 05-23-2014 at 01:50 PM by Dynamithix
its pretty good
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Job McYossie's Avatar
Blue berry is an incredibly inferior snack. Frankly, I'm disappointed in you. Look, I know we hardly know each other, but I do care for you to a degree. You don't have to stoop this low, DM.

Okay, to start off, let's state why the blue berry muffin is a bad snack in general. It is a bread based food, and will fill you a bit. A snack shouldn't be anything with sustenance, it should be something to trick your mind into thinking your eats to hold you over until the next meal. With that, it also contains un-natural sugar (unless your eating some weird organic thing). This stuff is bad to absorb when your body is hungry, as it will store the sugar into your weight. Another reason it's a bad snack, is that it is messy. A snack needs to be something fairly fast, so having to pick up 50,000 crumbs is not going to help. Yes, some muffins have packages, but still, those things tend to explode.

Alright, now that you can see why it's such a bad snack, let me give you some alternatives.
-Carrots: easy cleanup, non-filling, and hardly any sugars at all.
-Apples: Moderate cleanup, barely filling, and only natural sugars.
-Cheese: A bit of cleanup, not filling, what sugars? Do note to not eat too much though.
-Yogurt: A fair amount of cleanup, a bit filling, only natural sugars.

Seriously though, blue berry muffins are great.
This is the longest I've ever spent on a joke here.
Posted 05-23-2014 at 02:16 PM by Job McYossie Job McYossie is offline

JayDee's Avatar
Around 2 years or so after creating this account I discovered that I could fit an entire muffin in my mouth, which is why most of my other accounts are GeneralMuffins except for this.

Posted 05-23-2014 at 02:55 PM by JayDee JayDee is offline

MeechMunchie's Avatar
On 90% of websites, I'm FlamingCarrot. If it's taken, RideTheWalrus, and failing that, FatalTraction. I've never needed more than that.

One-offs included PhishPhace, Username and BlobbyBlob.
Posted 05-23-2014 at 06:06 PM by MeechMunchie MeechMunchie is offline
Updated 05-23-2014 at 06:21 PM by MeechMunchie

Job McYossie's Avatar
I either use my name, or blinx503.

most of my other accounts are GeneralMuffins
I think we've talked before then, I remember seeing a generalmuffins before.
Posted 05-23-2014 at 06:29 PM by Job McYossie Job McYossie is offline

Nate's Avatar
Blueberry is the king of muffins!

Raspberry-White-Chocolate is the scheming Grand Vizier of Muffins.
Posted 05-23-2014 at 06:38 PM by Nate Nate is offline

Dynamithix's Avatar
important update: TWO muffins
Posted 05-23-2014 at 07:51 PM by Dynamithix Dynamithix is offline

Job McYossie's Avatar
The snack kingdom crys....
Posted 05-23-2014 at 07:53 PM by Job McYossie Job McYossie is offline

JayDee's Avatar
The best muffin I've ever tasted was white dough with a hollow in the middle, that oozed hot lemon sauce, topped with tiny lumps of sugar and white chocolate drizzled over it.

It was the best.
Posted 05-24-2014 at 02:19 AM by JayDee JayDee is offline

Phylum's Avatar
I liked your Username username MM.
Posted 05-25-2014 at 06:09 AM by Phylum Phylum is offline

JayDee's Avatar
I liked your Phylum phylum Phylum.
Posted 05-25-2014 at 08:21 AM by JayDee JayDee is offline

Manco's Avatar
I always go by Manco or AmazingManco, usually because Manco has already been taken on most larger websites.

I do not have the patience or imagination to come up with interesting/unique usernames on the fly.
Posted 05-25-2014 at 02:07 PM by Manco Manco is offline

STM's Avatar
I just stick with Golgotha, Edelweiss or Aedelvice. Scrabtrapman is, of course, a one off name.
Posted 05-25-2014 at 03:09 PM by STM STM is offline

Phylum's Avatar
Phylum, phylum, phy1um, plylum919, Phylum_919, PhylumMott, phy1ummott, etc.

I'm really boring.
Posted 05-26-2014 at 06:12 PM by Phylum Phylum is offline

MA's Avatar
my personal favourite is Phylum_919

Dingo, Jimbojones, Toast and a few others i've forgotten on old sites. oh and Jase. i only go by Maaaaaa here.
Posted 05-28-2014 at 12:47 PM by MA MA is offline
Updated 05-29-2014 at 10:03 AM by MA

Mr. Bungle's Avatar
i like phy1ummott. sounds like some kinda slug pokemon. idk why


only ever used Mr. Bungle on this site and tbh i hate the username. Please let me change it, Nate! I'll perform sexual favors. or, preferably, just regular favors. but I'll do anything

I go by "demigod" on other sites, mostly music forums and on steam. other places it's often been my first name plus numbers, or something random i come up with on the fly. don't use too many different forums though.
Posted 05-29-2014 at 03:52 AM by Mr. Bungle Mr. Bungle is offline

JayDee's Avatar
I'd perform morally questionable acts to get a name change or a title.
Posted 05-29-2014 at 10:07 AM by JayDee JayDee is offline

MeechMunchie's Avatar
I like FlamingCarrot more than MeechMunchie, but then I also like Magnus more than Albert - doesn't mean I'm rushing to fill out a deed poll. I got an identity, yo'.

I actually changed my Steam name to Seņor Meechio so people in the OWF group would know who I was.
Posted 06-01-2014 at 03:17 PM by MeechMunchie MeechMunchie is offline


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