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girls will be sl**s

Posted 05-22-2011 at 11:16 PM by CrissCross
remember that girl i went out with, well now she goes out with my best friend and her friends are all talking shit about me and also before she went out with me she had phone sex with one of my other best friends

by the way this means no offence to girls
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Wings of Fire's Avatar
THIS

IS

THE BEST BLOG EVER
Posted 05-22-2011 at 11:38 PM by Wings of Fire Wings of Fire is offline

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JennyGenesis's Avatar
What's the problem with her having phone sex before she went out with you? You wern't together so the problem is?
Posted 05-22-2011 at 11:40 PM by JennyGenesis JennyGenesis is offline

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Wings of Fire's Avatar
FUCK A VIRGIN

OR

DIE A VIRGIN
Posted 05-22-2011 at 11:41 PM by Wings of Fire Wings of Fire is offline

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CrissCross's Avatar
because it was the day before we went out
Posted 05-22-2011 at 11:49 PM by CrissCross CrissCross is offline

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JennyGenesis's Avatar
So. You wern't together. What is the problem with that?
Posted 05-22-2011 at 11:57 PM by JennyGenesis JennyGenesis is offline

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CrissCross's Avatar
it's because she sent me a message that she likes me 2 days before we went out, then she did that, then we went out
Posted 05-23-2011 at 12:14 AM by CrissCross CrissCross is offline

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enchilado's Avatar
I guess I owe you an apology, sorry for having phone sex with your girlfriend-to-be.
Posted 05-23-2011 at 01:34 AM by enchilado enchilado is offline

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STM's Avatar
Oh eww, she's like, still in nappies or something.

C'mon your a big tough rugby player CrissCross, beat her up and prove how manly you are.
Posted 05-23-2011 at 01:40 AM by STM STM is offline

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Wings of Fire's Avatar
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I guess I owe you an apology, sorry for having phone sex with your girlfriend-to-be.
You fucking cunt

You total fucking cunt
Posted 05-23-2011 at 01:44 AM by Wings of Fire Wings of Fire is offline

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Originally Posted by Scrabtrapman
she's like, still in nappies or something.
she was to begin with
Posted 05-23-2011 at 02:45 AM by enchilado enchilado is offline

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Ridg3's Avatar
She sounds easy.
Posted 05-23-2011 at 03:16 AM by Ridg3 Ridg3 is offline

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JennyGenesis's Avatar
So she said she likes you. Big wow. You were not in a relationship. So theres nothing wrong with her having phone sex with your friend. Just because she said she likes you doesn't suddenly mean she cant go have fun with other people.
Posted 05-23-2011 at 03:22 AM by JennyGenesis JennyGenesis is offline

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enchilado's Avatar
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Originally Posted by JennyGenesis
theres nothing wrong with her having phone sex with your friend.
She's only, like, twelve, so I would say there was actually a considerable amount wrong with that.

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Originally Posted by Ridg3
She sounds easy.
girls will be sl**s
Posted 05-23-2011 at 03:24 AM by enchilado enchilado is offline

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Havoc's Avatar
12 and already a slut. I blame MTV.
Posted 05-23-2011 at 03:41 AM by Havoc Havoc is offline

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Dynamithix's Avatar
At least you're no Mudokon Master.
Posted 05-23-2011 at 04:33 AM by Dynamithix Dynamithix is offline

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Ridg3's Avatar
Or abe619...
Posted 05-23-2011 at 04:34 AM by Ridg3 Ridg3 is offline

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Jordan's Avatar
Oh god. This is more depressing than MY life.
Posted 05-23-2011 at 04:34 AM by Jordan Jordan is offline

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Wings of Fire's Avatar
Not quite as depressing as my life, there's hope for him yet.
Posted 05-23-2011 at 04:58 AM by Wings of Fire Wings of Fire is offline

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Daxter King's Avatar
I bet your friend is taking her non-phone virginity right now, something you wont ever get to feel.
Posted 05-23-2011 at 05:46 AM by Daxter King Daxter King is offline

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T-nex's Avatar
You guys can be quite nasty :-/ And not even in a good way.
Posted 05-23-2011 at 05:59 AM by T-nex T-nex is offline

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STM's Avatar
Nastier than what she looked like after Enchilado was done with her? Dat shit is messed up!
Posted 05-23-2011 at 06:14 AM by STM STM is offline

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JennyGenesis's Avatar
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Originally Posted by enchilado
She's only, like, twelve, so I would say there was actually a considerable amount wrong with that.
Yes but thats not the point
Posted 05-23-2011 at 07:09 AM by JennyGenesis JennyGenesis is offline

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MeechMunchie's Avatar
They were on a break!

Am I popular yet?
Posted 05-23-2011 at 08:35 AM by MeechMunchie MeechMunchie is offline

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STM's Avatar
Your on your way kiddo.
Posted 05-23-2011 at 09:12 AM by STM STM is offline

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Mr. Bungle's Avatar
Why do we care? Oh, wait. We don't.
Posted 05-23-2011 at 10:10 AM by Mr. Bungle Mr. Bungle is offline

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Chubfish's Avatar
THERE ARE PLENTY MORE ~FISH~ IN THE SEA
Posted 05-23-2011 at 10:11 AM by Chubfish Chubfish is offline

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Splat's Avatar
Some girls are as bad as some guys.

No one's as bad as an OWF Troll, however.

(That second bit was so this would be on-topic).
Posted 05-23-2011 at 10:14 AM by Splat Splat is offline

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STM's Avatar
Splat's not too sure how things work outside FC any more.

[/condescending]You don't have to stay on-topic in a blog Splatty, now come on, let's take you back inside the FC where it's safe and there are cushions everywhere.[condescending]
Posted 05-23-2011 at 10:52 AM by STM STM is offline

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Havoc's Avatar
Nice use of tags there...
Posted 05-23-2011 at 02:35 PM by Havoc Havoc is offline

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enchilado's Avatar
[/joking]You're a dick, Scrabtrapman.[joking]
Posted 05-23-2011 at 03:19 PM by enchilado enchilado is offline

 

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