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greetings australia :)

Posted 06-08-2011 at 04:08 PM by CrissCross
so yes at this very moment i'm having my first holiday

so yeah yesterday i woke up at 2:00 so excited to go that i sat in my bed for 2 hours just waiting to leave

so at 4:00 i had weet-bix for breakfast and got ready for the long trip... at around 6 we got on the plane and i just want to say i was freaking out

it was a 3 hour ride from auckland to melbourne and when we got their we picked up our bags and hired a van to go to our aunties place

after an hour's drive we fiiinnnaallllllyyy made it to my aunties and saw my new born cousin (that was the reason we were there in the first place)

were over here for a week and today were going to go shopping and im going to buy some ear studs


also on a side note i have another girlfriend and she can spell
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metroixer's Avatar
you are just a complete ladies' man aren't you
Posted 06-08-2011 at 04:44 PM by metroixer metroixer is offline

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Mr. Bungle's Avatar
now go give Alcar a blow job
Posted 06-08-2011 at 05:35 PM by Mr. Bungle Mr. Bungle is offline

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Alcar's Avatar
This isn't Portugal, Mr. Bungle.

Alcar...
Posted 06-08-2011 at 06:04 PM by Alcar Alcar is offline

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enchilado's Avatar
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Originally Posted by CrissCross
also on a side note i have another girlfriend
Wow, maybe she can teach you?
Posted 06-08-2011 at 11:32 PM by enchilado enchilado is offline

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Jordan's Avatar
Oh you're just a snake.
Posted 06-09-2011 at 01:10 AM by Jordan Jordan is offline

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JennyGenesis's Avatar
Your new girlfriend might be able to spell but it appears that you can't spell Weetabix.

Anyway I hope you have a nice time there
Posted 06-09-2011 at 01:41 AM by JennyGenesis JennyGenesis is offline

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Posted 06-09-2011 at 01:47 AM by enchilado enchilado is offline

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CrissCross's Avatar
haha i do have quite alot of ex girlfriends... i guess i just cant find the right one

(that second coments is about alcars penis...)
Posted 06-09-2011 at 02:10 AM by CrissCross CrissCross is offline

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Dixanadu's Avatar
Weet-Bix is a cheap Oceania knock off of the REAL morning treat.
Posted 06-09-2011 at 02:14 AM by Dixanadu Dixanadu is offline

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Nate's Avatar
Go to Healesville Sanctuary and spend an afternoon hanging out in the city. Phillip Island might be fun too.
Posted 06-09-2011 at 02:46 AM by Nate Nate is offline

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Jordan's Avatar
Aren't you like 14? Why worry about finding the right one at such a young age?
Posted 06-09-2011 at 02:56 AM by Jordan Jordan is offline

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Phylum's Avatar
14 year olds are fucking stupid. 15 year olds aren't much better. You should see some of the people I deal with at school regularly. Immature, self-centred, arrogant, ignorant fucks. And those are the smart kids.

/shameless rant
Posted 06-09-2011 at 03:06 AM by Phylum Phylum is offline

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STM's Avatar
Yeh wait till your 16, that's when it all goes down! Lol jk you won't find true love till your 20s... DESPAIR!
Posted 06-09-2011 at 03:59 AM by STM STM is offline

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Dixanadu's Avatar
Good, then it's only a matter of time for me.
Posted 06-09-2011 at 04:09 AM by Dixanadu Dixanadu is offline

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MeechMunchie's Avatar
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Originally Posted by Phylum
14 year olds are fucking stupid. 15 year olds aren't much better. You should see some of the people I deal with at school regularly. Immature, self-centred, arrogant, ignorant fucks. And those are the smart kids.
I'm pretty sure you've been those ages for most of the time I've known you.
Posted 06-09-2011 at 04:30 AM by MeechMunchie MeechMunchie is offline

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STM's Avatar
I'd have you if I was a girl babe.

XD
Posted 06-09-2011 at 04:30 AM by STM STM is offline

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Dixanadu's Avatar
If you were a girl, I'd use you like you were intended for twenty minutes, then tell Sekto on MSN how you sucked my dick wrong.
Posted 06-09-2011 at 04:34 AM by Dixanadu Dixanadu is offline

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Originally Posted by MM
I'm pretty sure you've been those ages for most of the time I've known you.
I've done my share of stupid, typical-of-my-age crap.

I like to think I'm better than most people my age, but I guess that just makes me arrogant and possibly ignorant.
Posted 06-09-2011 at 04:42 AM by Phylum Phylum is offline
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STM's Avatar
Dixy your sir are a misogynistic fuck! Yeyyy!
Posted 06-09-2011 at 05:02 AM by STM STM is offline

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Splat's Avatar
Now I want some Weetabix...

(Also, I hate that culture says you're only normal if you're in a relationship. You were born single: single is your default state of being: your brains do not melt, your ears do not drop off and your testicles do not collapse into black holes if you remain single for more than six minutes.)
Posted 06-09-2011 at 05:43 AM by Splat Splat is offline
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enchilado's Avatar
Why are you complaining about 15-year-olds? 17-year-olds are the real dumbarses, man, those guys are so mind-bogglingly thick it disgusts me. They're such retarded losers. I'm glad I'm very smart and mature for my age.
Posted 06-09-2011 at 01:59 PM by enchilado enchilado is offline

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Wings of Fire's Avatar
Don't get me started on twenty one year olds.
Posted 06-09-2011 at 02:00 PM by Wings of Fire Wings of Fire is offline

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Ridg3's Avatar
Don't get me started on 4+ year olds.
Posted 06-09-2011 at 02:54 PM by Ridg3 Ridg3 is offline

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Wings of Fire's Avatar
Ridg3 likes em very young.
Posted 06-09-2011 at 03:27 PM by Wings of Fire Wings of Fire is offline

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Ridg3's Avatar
I'd deny it if it weren't true, folks.
Posted 06-09-2011 at 03:36 PM by Ridg3 Ridg3 is offline

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enchilado's Avatar
Like that yellow dude in Sin City. Are you him?
Posted 06-09-2011 at 03:37 PM by enchilado enchilado is offline

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Ridg3's Avatar
I don't know. I've never watched Sin City.
Posted 06-09-2011 at 03:40 PM by Ridg3 Ridg3 is offline

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Dixanadu's Avatar
Doesn't he look like a lizard?
Posted 06-10-2011 at 02:57 AM by Dixanadu Dixanadu is offline

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MeechMunchie's Avatar
I think that might be The Lizard.
Posted 06-10-2011 at 04:01 AM by MeechMunchie MeechMunchie is offline

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Dixanadu's Avatar
I would've understood that movie better if it wasn't for Jessica Alba's magnificent ass.
Posted 06-10-2011 at 10:17 AM by Dixanadu Dixanadu is offline

 

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