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I Went Through All My Old Posts Last Night at 00:30

Posted 06-12-2020 at 12:44 AM by STM
It made me sad because if I spend too much time thinking about OWF I get sad at how many cool internet friends just slipped into the abyss. Like, what's Bullet Magnet doing right now? What scheme is he working on? Oh Bullet Magnet. You took my faith from me years ago and now I'm Buddhist, so I win in the long term.

For about three years I thought Disgruntled Intern's avatar was actually him, not Zach Galifianaisaksfksis, so when he used to tell me off for being a 14 year old on the internet I would look at angry Zach and it would make it all worse.

Remember T-Nex? She helped me with my English Language GCSE by letting me analysis her non-native English and I got a C. A fucking C. Thanks for nothing, T-Nex.

The lowest point in my life was not the years of my spiralling depression. It was in 2011 when I made a thread about numbers stations and Mac Sirloin said I was a fucking moron and that everyone already knew about them. What a grumpy sausage Kastere was god I miss him so much.

My first memory of the forums is when I was 12 and Oddjob told me to draw Glukkon Hentai. You can literally watch my sweet, angelic, Catholic baby boy innocence evaporate over the course of two posts. I was never the same after that.

I met up with MeechMunchie once at a pub in Bristol and he was an hour late because he couldn't stop pooping. Little did he know I couldn't stop pooping either, I just did it all in my pants throughout the course of our meeting.

OANST.
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Daxter King's Avatar
damn disgruntled intern isnt zach? i got some thinkin to do
Posted 06-12-2020 at 01:09 AM by Daxter King Daxter King is offline

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My first memory of the forums is when I was 12 and Oddjob told me to draw Glukkon Hentai. You can literally watch my sweet, angelic, Catholic baby boy innocence evaporate over the course of two posts. I was never the same after that.
Yeah, that's totally a memory worth treasuring.

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I met up with MeechMunchie once at a pub in Bristol and he was an hour late because he couldn't stop pooping. Little did he know I couldn't stop pooping either, I just did it all in my pants throughout the course of our meeting.
lol

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OANST.
You can't fool me, you're not OANST, you're STM!

Alcar...
Posted 06-12-2020 at 01:11 AM by Varrok Varrok is offline

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Oh Bullet Magnet. You took my faith from me years ago and now I'm Buddhist, so I win in the long term.
hah this tickled me more than should

honestly, at this stage i reckon he's transcended the physical realm and become a force ghost or something. you'll hear him one night, whispering sweet nothings. about octigi and things i couldn't possibly understand because i'm stupid.

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My first memory of the forums is when I was 12 and Oddjob told me to draw Glukkon Hentai. You can literally watch my sweet, angelic, Catholic baby boy innocence evaporate over the course of two posts. I was never the same after that.
oh that dirty old bastard. if he wasn't so senile and living his own personal groundhog day you could blackmail him for whisky.

actually you could still do that. every day. that's even better.

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THE FEELS
Posted 06-12-2020 at 01:51 AM by MA MA is offline

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Connell's Avatar
This forum has to be worth a documentary, right?
Posted 06-14-2020 at 02:09 AM by Connell Connell is offline

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STM's Avatar
I mean, we've got to be one of the longest continuous internet communities in existence. We could make our own documentary about ourselves.
Posted 06-14-2020 at 03:07 PM by STM STM is offline

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This forum has to be worth a documentary, right?

At the very least a minor Kotaku article when they research Lorne Lanning's tweets and find a literal goldmine of #cancellation in the form of this place.
Posted 06-15-2020 at 02:22 AM by Daxter King Daxter King is offline

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I mean, we've got to be one of the longest continuous internet communities in existence. We could make our own documentary about ourselves.
with blackjack! and hookers!
Posted 06-15-2020 at 02:23 PM by MA MA is offline

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Now that this place is in palliative care, do we get any revelations? Like was Oddjob actually a middle-aged doctor or just pretending?
Posted 06-15-2020 at 09:15 PM by moxco moxco is offline

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STM's Avatar
- Oddjob was actually a geriatric doctor.
- Bulletmagnet is, and always was, three owls in a trenchcoat.
- MA has never even seen a cow. When asked to draw a cow in 2013, he simply used an orange crayon to draw a dog with five legs.
- The Glass Asylum is still up and running.
- No one has ever seen Kastere and MacSirloin in the same room.
- Wil has only played Munch's Oddysee.
Posted 06-16-2020 at 02:09 AM by STM STM is offline

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MA's Avatar
hey it was a bull and the fifth leg was a cock
Posted 06-16-2020 at 04:14 AM by MA MA is offline

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When did the Oddjob=geriatric doctor meme start? For most of the time I assumed he was a 13 year old pretending to be an adult.

I mean, who remembers his ridiculous excuses why he couldn't take a photo of himself for WDYLL?
Posted 06-27-2020 at 12:41 PM by Nate Nate is offline

 




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