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Fucking Spiders.

Posted 04-28-2010 at 09:05 PM by Daxter King
And other annoying pests. It just started to warm up here a few weeks ago, and that means bugs. Just had to kill a fairly large spider in my kitchen. I fucking hate bugs and spiders. Every time I kill one I fear a tiny army of its babies will emerge for vengeance. Because that happened when I was little when my grandma killed a spider that was apparently carrying its children. If that happened today, Id probably burn the house down trying to kill them all. Also, whenever I see one, I immediately...
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You know what sucks?

Posted 04-17-2010 at 01:12 PM by Daxter King
Food poisoning, or stomach flu, or whatever the fuck I have. Woke up at 6 AM feeling like I ate some knives, tried to shit couldn't, I then threw up what I thought was all the contents of my stomach.

I say thought, because an hour later I managed to vomit some more, then have diarrhea that felt like I was shitting some jalapeno peppers. After than i still felt like I needed to shit, but nothing would come back. One nap later I threw up the very last of what was in me. So far I've been...
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Listen To Me Shit My Pants.

Posted 03-13-2010 at 08:27 PM by Daxter King
So Im just sitting here watching some TV, surfing the web when an ungodly noise comes from my room. Something like a screech or a scream, but I know it wasnt the TV since I turned it off, and it most definitely was not something falling off a shelf or something. So now Im frozen on the couch shitting myself over what is probably nothing. But still Ive heard nothing like that before and its freaking me out.
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Our Little Guy Is Growing Up

Posted 02-28-2010 at 02:17 PM by Daxter King
I promise you I did not do this:

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That Thing is Fucking Creepy

Posted 02-24-2010 at 03:26 PM by Daxter King
Who the hell put MS Paint Abe in the corner of my screen?
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Picnic.

Posted 12-23-2009 at 08:45 PM by Daxter King
Lets have one. Everyone has to bring something. Ill bring the danishes.
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So, that there Swine Flu.

Posted 10-16-2009 at 02:50 PM by Daxter King
I have it. Doesn't seem to be all its cracked up to be.
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I dont like

Posted 09-29-2009 at 08:29 PM by Daxter King
This is great.
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Long Blog Titles

Posted 09-29-2009 at 08:28 PM by Daxter King
yes
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So Spirrow's blogs are knocked down.

Posted 09-29-2009 at 08:28 PM by Daxter King
Yes
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