Posted 11-01-2016 at 01:21 PM by Nepsotic
Roll up, roll up, come and see the best freaks Britain has to offer! We'll wheel out some celebrities too, look how much they care about the poor freaks!
Burned horribly as a child? Don't worry, tonight you can meet Ant and Dec!
Look over there, it's Simon Cowell, even he cares about the freaks!