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Name my next song

Posted 01-26-2017 at 04:13 AM by Nepsotic
It can be literally anything. Preferably not anything with nigger in it though because that's a tad further than I'm willing to go with my brand name. Pretty much anything else goes though.
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Spicy Butthole

Posted 01-17-2017 at 06:49 AM by Nepsotic
I ate a bowl of jalapenos at work yesterday and about ten minutes ago it set my arsehole on fire, but I figured out this one weird trick dentists hate. Toothpaste.
When you're wiping, stick some toothpaste on the tissue and it works wonders for a firey ringpiece.
Thank me later.
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clockwork dollmaker

Posted 12-31-2016 at 06:53 AM by Nepsotic
its free but please buy it anyway so i can quit my shitty job



fennec was bae enough to do artwork for me
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#bringonthenukes

Posted 12-25-2016 at 10:55 AM by Nepsotic
#letthenukesfly
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Free Creepypasta Wiki Template

Posted 12-01-2016 at 09:11 PM by Nepsotic
Updated 12-01-2016 at 09:14 PM by Nepsotic
Me and Fennec had a great time reading many amazingly written creepypastas.

I thought, in order to make it easier for all these budding authors, I'd provide them with a story template.

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[Author's real name] or [author's first name] the [spooky adjective] was once a [normal/popular/social] [author's gender], who loved [drawing/writing/Jeff the Killer], and went insane due to [bullying/parents' death/seeing slenderman].

Follow...
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Freaks of Britain Awards

Posted 11-01-2016 at 02:21 PM by Nepsotic
Roll up, roll up, come and see the best freaks Britain has to offer! We'll wheel out some celebrities too, look how much they care about the poor freaks!
Burned horribly as a child? Don't worry, tonight you can meet Ant and Dec!
Look over there, it's Simon Cowell, even he cares about the freaks!
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I'm Trans

Posted 09-27-2016 at 12:53 PM by Nepsotic
Updated 09-27-2016 at 12:57 PM by Nepsotic
I'm sorry I was such a cunt to FA. I've been repressing it and projecting, but the truth is since I've started transitioning I've never been happier.
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I'm Otherkin

Posted 06-30-2016 at 03:49 PM by Nepsotic
It's true. I've been denying my identity for too long, but not I've finally admitted it to myself and I'm ready to open up.

I'm not exactly what you would refer to as "human". I don't have a human soul.
Inside, I'm actually a mealworm.

I know, it sounds ridiculous to me, but it's true. Plus, how do you think I feel? I'm a fucking mealworm, when most otherkin end up being wolves and dragons and other badass animals.

It's unfair, but it's who...
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It's Time

Posted 04-23-2016 at 02:00 AM by Nepsotic
I'm gonna leave, probably not forever, but just until I figure out my shit.
I like this place but it isn't really the most uplifting place to be around when your head is fucked (as everybody here knows) - not saying that I don't contribute to the misery but a turd isn't going to start smelling better by being around other turds.

See you in a bit guys, love ya
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6 Hours of Dragonslayer Armour

Posted 04-16-2016 at 09:11 PM by Nepsotic
6

fucking

hours



I trained myself to just push on even though it was making me tear my hair out, but no. I started at 11, and I stopped at 5. There was sweat dripping from my controller.

I still haven't beaten him.
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