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Red Alert

Posted 03-02-2012 at 05:54 PM by Dixanadu
I have learned of a disturbing fact this eve.

My dad is getting married to a woman who he has been on/off with in the past. However, he has changed (he literally fucking has, he cleaned my room top to bottom.)

Now... my dad is 54, said woman is 49, too old to get married is my considered argument. However, the woman has a child... who I absolutely fucking despise (Ridg3 can back me up on this... he threw him into a shop, I believe). If you believe, for a second, I would share my room with anyone, I'd rather share it with a corpse than that pre-pubescent cunt.

As soon as they marry, and move in, I'm moving out to my friend's house. She has no internet which means, I may as well leave OWF at that time.

I believe my dad knows I know. He announced it on Facebook; most of the fucking estate has known for weeks but alas, I haven't been informed since...well, you know... I'd be a cunt about it.

I haven't spoken to my dad about it but... the only irk I have is sharing my room. Especially since I'm sharing it with a 'OMG LAD I'M SO COOL I DRANK HALF A BEER' waste of genetic potential.

If this proceeds, I'm moving out. In which case, I'm leaving OWF.

Discuss.
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Wings of Fire's Avatar
Oh well.
Posted 03-02-2012 at 05:55 PM by Wings of Fire Wings of Fire is offline

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Dixanadu's Avatar
You wound me, good sir.
Posted 03-02-2012 at 06:10 PM by Dixanadu Dixanadu is offline

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enchilado's Avatar
I'll miss you.
Posted 03-02-2012 at 06:21 PM by enchilado enchilado is offline

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Dixanadu's Avatar
Sorry all. But if y'all ever met this stupid cunt you'd prefer freedom over OWF, I'm afraid.
Posted 03-02-2012 at 06:34 PM by Dixanadu Dixanadu is offline

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Phylum's Avatar
This blog is sad.



This is the first time I've meant that in months.
Posted 03-02-2012 at 07:20 PM by Phylum Phylum is offline

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Dixanadu's Avatar
They are engaged, though. No date on the marriage as yet.

If the marriage is before the sad blog date, I'll release that shit.

By the way, this blog is sad in the sense that it is not sad. My blogs are impervious from sadness.
Posted 03-02-2012 at 08:27 PM by Dixanadu Dixanadu is offline

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Strike Witch's Avatar
I hope things work out, bro.
Posted 03-02-2012 at 10:57 PM by Strike Witch Strike Witch is offline

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I hope you get internet and come back here...

Can you please promise that?
Posted 03-02-2012 at 11:39 PM by sheridanm962 sheridanm962 is offline

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Jordan's Avatar
Well, that really sucks. I can understand why you want to move out, I would outright refuse to share a room if that ever happened to me. Is there no other option for you?
Posted 03-03-2012 at 01:49 AM by Jordan Jordan is offline

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STM's Avatar
It's bad fucking news you might have to leave OWF, worse because of the circumstances though. You'll have to find an cafe with WiFi on occasion though Dix, wouldn't be the same without you here. =(
Posted 03-03-2012 at 02:01 AM by STM STM is offline

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enchilado's Avatar
No. It won't be the same. Dixanadu won't be here, for a start.
Posted 03-03-2012 at 02:58 AM by enchilado enchilado is offline

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Wil's Avatar
Can't you just lock him out of your room?
Posted 03-03-2012 at 03:17 AM by Wil Wil is offline

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STM's Avatar
You could move in with Ridg...he doesn't have to know.
Posted 03-03-2012 at 04:21 AM by STM STM is offline

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MeechMunchie's Avatar
That really sucks.

I'm helping.
Posted 03-03-2012 at 04:42 AM by MeechMunchie MeechMunchie is offline

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Crashpunk's Avatar
Well this sucks
Posted 03-03-2012 at 04:52 AM by Crashpunk Crashpunk is offline

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OANST's Avatar
God, you are such an entitled cunt. Your father is a real person, you piece of shit. He is not just your fucking slave who exists to provide you with everything you want and need. If he has found love with this woman, then you should be happy for him, and you probably would be if you weren't such a selfish douchebag. Goddamnit, you suck. You're like the worst person on here.

Edit: You should probably leave regardless of what happens with your dad.
Posted 03-03-2012 at 06:25 AM by OANST OANST is offline
Updated 03-03-2012 at 06:38 AM by OANST

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Dynamithix's Avatar
Don't know what to say man, just don't leave.
Posted 03-03-2012 at 06:47 AM by Dynamithix Dynamithix is offline

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OANST's Avatar
Obviously, he doesn't know what to say, so I'll say it for him.

Leave.
Posted 03-03-2012 at 06:49 AM by OANST OANST is offline

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Dynamithix's Avatar
No, I wholeheartedly wish he stays.

Dixanadu has been one of the kindest members on this whole forum since I joined and I would never say that to him.
Posted 03-03-2012 at 06:58 AM by Dynamithix Dynamithix is offline

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OANST's Avatar
Unfortunately, you gave up the right to an opinion when you said you didn't know what to say. Would anyone else like me to speak for them?


Also, for some reason I thought this was JennyGenesis' blog, and this combined with his stupid Christmas blog was just too much for me. While this is still the blog of an enormous whiny cunthole, who should be ashamed of himself, this is really the first time I've noticed Dix being like this, and it's possible he could still turn into a real person as long as works hard at it.
Posted 03-03-2012 at 07:03 AM by OANST OANST is offline

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Wings of Fire's Avatar
To be fair, he did say the only thing that irks him is sharing his room but still oh God so whiny.

Also, at the age of what? 23? I'm sure you said you're older than me? This kind of problem should be far beneath your maturity.
Posted 03-03-2012 at 07:22 AM by Wings of Fire Wings of Fire is offline

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OANST's Avatar
However, he also said they shouldn't marry because they are too old. Which is really just his way of saying that all the attention, and things he used to get will be usurped by these interlopers, and he's just so goshdarned upset about it!
Posted 03-03-2012 at 07:24 AM by OANST OANST is offline

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STM's Avatar
Let's not piss our pants now everyone. A modicum of civility would be appreciated. What makes it worse is it's me asking for it. Me.

Whatever you want to say, much in the same respect of what Dynamithix said, Dix has been quite an influential member, and he's someone you can have fun with without having to worry whether he'll turn on you within days over something else. Which a lot of people actually do here. You don't know when you're going to have a joke with someone or when the same person will try and pull your jugular out with their teeth sometimes.

So yes, it would be nice if he stayed.
Posted 03-03-2012 at 08:07 AM by STM STM is offline
Updated 03-03-2012 at 08:10 AM by STM

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OANST's Avatar
I can't help that he made a whiny cunt of a blog. Seeing as how it wasn't by who I thought it was, I do retract the part about hoping that he leaves. Satisfied?
Posted 03-03-2012 at 08:19 AM by OANST OANST is offline

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Dixanadu's Avatar
You thought this was JG's blog?

Wear your reading glasses next time, old man.
Posted 03-03-2012 at 08:44 AM by Dixanadu Dixanadu is offline

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STM's Avatar
@OANST - Indeed I am.
Posted 03-03-2012 at 08:48 AM by STM STM is offline

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Jordan's Avatar
I didn't expect such anger.
Posted 03-03-2012 at 09:15 AM by Jordan Jordan is offline

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OddjobAbe's Avatar
If I was in my early 20s and had a female friend who was fine with me moving in, it wouldn't take my father getting married to move me out of there like a fucking flash.

I hope that things turn out best for you and your dad.
Posted 03-03-2012 at 10:28 AM by OddjobAbe OddjobAbe is offline

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enchilado's Avatar
Quote:
Originally Posted by OANST
However, he also said they shouldn't marry because they are too old.
He said that was his 'considered argument'; I thought he meant he didn't actually think that, but that's what he was going to say to try to prevent it.
Posted 03-03-2012 at 10:44 AM by enchilado enchilado is offline

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OANST's Avatar
His thoughts about wanting to prevent it are what I object to. Not his reasoning. I was well aware that his reasoning was just a bullshit excuse to begin with.
Posted 03-03-2012 at 10:57 AM by OANST OANST is offline

 

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