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Posted 07-31-2011 at 09:26 AM by Wil
I'm sitting in the warm glow of my new lights, typing this on my phone to the sound of my new fridge-freezer. It's an enthusiastic beast that froze my houmas, and yes, I put it in the right compartment. I have just moved home, and despite boredom, I am loving it!

I've only ever lived with other people before: with my parents, in halls, or in a shared house. I've spent a not inconsiderable amount of time alone in each, but this is the first time I'm living truly independently. No shared rooms or chores. All mine!

It's only a rented cottage, but I'm surprised how homely it feels already. The rugs, book shelves and seats taken from home are probably responsible for this blessing. It's one up, one down, and there's barely any room for anything, but I'm anticipating myself not to have as much of a problem with living here as I was... previously anticipating.

I still want to move out, though; I want to buy, not rent, a place of my own. a place where the rooms are square,
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Wil's Avatar
Ffs, my phone won't let me place my cursor at the end of that, so I can't finish it. I'd run to my laptop to fix it, but I won't be able to sort out getting internet in the cottage until my lunch break on Monday.

Anyway, I'll post some pictures once I've finished unpacking, because I'm proud like that.
Posted 07-31-2011 at 09:31 AM by Wil Wil is offline

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Bullet Magnet's Avatar
I recommend work on that Tower of Doom extension begin right away. Your landlord won't mind. Not for long, anyway.
Posted 07-31-2011 at 10:00 AM by Bullet Magnet Bullet Magnet is offline

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Nate's Avatar
When do you start work?
Posted 07-31-2011 at 12:38 PM by Nate Nate is offline

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enchilado's Avatar
Your rooms aren't square?
Posted 07-31-2011 at 02:36 PM by enchilado enchilado is offline

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Bullet Magnet's Avatar
With non-euclidean geometry, nothing has to be square again! Square? What's that? Square is literally impossible with new non-euclidean geometry!

Functional architecture not guaranteed
Posted 07-31-2011 at 02:43 PM by Bullet Magnet Bullet Magnet is offline

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Jordan's Avatar
I demand pictures!
Posted 08-01-2011 at 07:10 AM by Jordan Jordan is offline

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Mac Sirloin's Avatar
Got Roaches?

Stomp them Roaches.

Ain't no good from Roaches.
Posted 08-01-2011 at 09:42 AM by Mac Sirloin Mac Sirloin is offline

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Wil's Avatar
Yes, my rooms are truncated triangles: still trapezial but not parallelogramatic.
Posted 08-01-2011 at 10:03 AM by Wil Wil is offline

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Bullet Magnet's Avatar
Trapezoids are fun! What are you wanting squares for, convenience? Since when have you been convenient?
Posted 08-01-2011 at 11:50 AM by Bullet Magnet Bullet Magnet is offline

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Wil's Avatar
Most of my furniture is festooned with right angles.
Posted 08-01-2011 at 02:03 PM by Wil Wil is offline

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Bullet Magnet's Avatar
Hacksaws aren't.
Posted 08-01-2011 at 02:15 PM by Bullet Magnet Bullet Magnet is offline

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Wil's Avatar
You're not allowed to visit any more.
Posted 08-01-2011 at 10:54 PM by Wil Wil is offline

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STM's Avatar
Can I? I'm going to stand outside your window and slowly slide over...that's a nice everything you have there Max...
Posted 08-02-2011 at 11:08 AM by STM STM is offline

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Posted 08-02-2011 at 11:10 AM by Ridg3 Ridg3 is offline

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Crashpunk's Avatar
I seconed Jordan. PICTURES?!
Posted 08-03-2011 at 06:25 AM by Crashpunk Crashpunk is offline

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Wil's Avatar
Pictures as soon as I unpack my camera, OK???
Posted 08-03-2011 at 08:18 AM by Wil Wil is offline

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Mac Sirloin's Avatar
Yes show us all of the cockroaches
Posted 08-03-2011 at 10:59 PM by Mac Sirloin Mac Sirloin is offline

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Wil's Avatar
Are there even cockroaches in the UK?
Posted 08-04-2011 at 02:08 AM by Wil Wil is offline

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STM's Avatar
They are rare in comparison to America.
Posted 08-04-2011 at 01:10 PM by STM STM is offline

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enchilado's Avatar
America is pretty rare.
Posted 08-04-2011 at 09:42 PM by enchilado enchilado is offline

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STM's Avatar
Yep, it is.
Posted 08-05-2011 at 10:36 AM by STM STM is offline

 

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