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Appetizing.

Posted 07-05-2010 at 07:16 AM by Dixanadu
Okay so, last night I bought a bag of chips (fries, for you Americans), and ate most of that bitch up. I bought too much so couldn't finish them, so fired them in the bin.

This morning, threw a soda can in the bin. I looked at the remnants of my meal from the night before, only to discover it had become festered in maggots.

Makes me wonder: Did I fucking eat any of those damn eggs?
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OANST's Avatar
Apetizing.
Posted 07-05-2010 at 07:20 AM by OANST OANST is offline

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Bullet Magnet's Avatar
Yes. Yes you did. And it is more than likely that they are returning the favour.
Posted 07-05-2010 at 08:24 AM by Bullet Magnet Bullet Magnet is offline

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MA's Avatar
i would have thought the maggots were already in the bin before you chucked the chips. seems odd they'd hatch so quick, or that you'd be given a bag of chips complete with fly eggs.
Posted 07-05-2010 at 08:33 AM by MA MA is offline

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T-nex's Avatar
Now your stomach is filled with little larvae, eating up your insides and guts. Yum yum num.
Posted 07-05-2010 at 09:09 AM by T-nex T-nex is offline

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I bet these comments make you feel much better~
Posted 07-05-2010 at 09:44 AM by Stupid-Limey Stupid-Limey is offline

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Sekto Springs's Avatar
Maggots hatch and grow pretty quickly. That's something that could easily happen overnight. But the likelihood that flies would just lay eggs in your chips beforehand is pretty slim. Flies don't usually oviposit on vegetables, least of all if they're still fresh and edible. They prefer rotting detritus and carrion. Chances are the eggs/maggots were already in the bin, and not on your chips.
Posted 07-05-2010 at 11:47 AM by Sekto Springs Sekto Springs is offline

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Pilot's Avatar
Yeah.
Posted 07-05-2010 at 12:17 PM by Pilot Pilot is offline

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Jordan's Avatar
Why let maggots spoil a perfectly good meal?
Posted 07-05-2010 at 12:40 PM by Jordan Jordan is offline

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Splat's Avatar
I am worried by how much Sekto knows about maggots.
Posted 07-05-2010 at 04:46 PM by Splat Splat is offline

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Sekto Springs's Avatar
Seems like common knowledge to me.
I suppose you haven't seen the youtube video I made of me eating a fly...

Posted 07-05-2010 at 06:31 PM by Sekto Springs Sekto Springs is offline
Updated 07-05-2010 at 06:38 PM by Sekto Springs

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T-nex's Avatar
God... why the hell would you post that.
Posted 07-06-2010 at 03:34 AM by T-nex T-nex is offline

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Jordan's Avatar
You had to show your teeth after didn't you? You couldn't have just left it. Ugh.
Posted 07-06-2010 at 04:30 AM by Jordan Jordan is offline

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You had to show your teeth after didn't you? You couldn't have just left it. Ugh.
I'm just a class act.
Posted 07-06-2010 at 11:40 AM by Sekto Springs Sekto Springs is offline

 

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