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Bin Theft

Posted 03-08-2011 at 11:01 AM by Dixanadu
I was walking down to the shop today, and I saw in someone's backgarden my wheely bin.

The gall!

The bitch wasn't in her house, but she must be stupid to think it was hers, since my house number is skewered in huge fucking digits on the lid.

So, do I rant to her? Or is it a huge misunderstanding? I'm debating with myself on this.
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MA's Avatar
take the wheelie bin back and throw a brick through the window for good measure. possibly burn down the house.

yeah. burn down the house. that's what my desk imp is advising me to tell you right now.
Posted 03-08-2011 at 11:14 AM by MA MA is offline

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STM's Avatar
Go round, there, beat the fuck out of here and then do something fantastically Irish like take a shit and scrape it all over her door knob.
Posted 03-08-2011 at 11:22 AM by STM STM is offline

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Ridg3's Avatar
Who's house was it?
Posted 03-08-2011 at 11:29 AM by Ridg3 Ridg3 is offline

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Dynamithix's Avatar
Tell her you have a horse outside and then steal something from her.
Posted 03-08-2011 at 11:43 AM by Dynamithix Dynamithix is offline

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Ridg3's Avatar
That had better not be a reference from the Rubberbandits.
Posted 03-08-2011 at 11:47 AM by Ridg3 Ridg3 is offline

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Mac Sirloin's Avatar
If it's not I'm going to be sadface.

Try at her house again. If she's home, tell her that you saw your bin in the back yard (making a point to mention the house number is a good call). If she's not take it back or try again. Bring a note if you plan on taking it back explaining why it's yours. I had a similar incident with a family stealing a go-kart my dad and I built; some teenagers snuck it away at night then abandoned it near their house (or did they?). Either way is don't be mean, just be firm, oooh.
Posted 03-08-2011 at 11:53 AM by Mac Sirloin Mac Sirloin is offline

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STM's Avatar
Just punch the bitch in the face for goodness sake, fuck firm and good intention and...nice, eughhh, I never got where I am by being nice, and I'm cool. The only person you should be nice to is your Mother. And me, for what I let you do to me last night.

Ehem.
Posted 03-08-2011 at 12:27 PM by STM STM is offline

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Dynamithix's Avatar
Ridg3, of course it was. They're Irish, Dixanadu is Irish = Horses!
Posted 03-08-2011 at 01:00 PM by Dynamithix Dynamithix is offline

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Bullet Magnet's Avatar
I get through recycling bins. Always need to replace them myself. They last a few weeks.
Posted 03-08-2011 at 01:16 PM by Bullet Magnet Bullet Magnet is offline

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Ridg3's Avatar
The Rubberbandits are nothing more than arse bandits. No sane Irishman would like them, especially over more talented people like Louis Walsh.
Posted 03-08-2011 at 02:01 PM by Ridg3 Ridg3 is offline

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Dixanadu's Avatar
@Ridge: Joe's granny!

I think my ol' boy will sort it, I do not parley well with the elderly.
Posted 03-08-2011 at 02:47 PM by Dixanadu Dixanadu is offline

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Mac Sirloin's Avatar
Oh, she's old?

PUNCHERINNAFAAAAACE
Posted 03-08-2011 at 05:56 PM by Mac Sirloin Mac Sirloin is offline

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Nate's Avatar
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bullet Magnet
I get through recycling bins. Always need to replace them myself. They last a few weeks.
What on earth are you doing to/with them?
Posted 03-08-2011 at 11:46 PM by Nate Nate is offline

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Wil's Avatar
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dixanadu
@Ridge: Joe's granny!
Wut?
Posted 03-09-2011 at 01:16 AM by Wil Wil is offline

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Nate's Avatar
Osama Bin Theft?
Posted 03-09-2011 at 03:55 AM by Nate Nate is offline

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Ridg3's Avatar
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dicks
Joe's granny!


Sneaky oul woman.
Posted 03-09-2011 at 04:09 AM by Ridg3 Ridg3 is offline
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Bullet Magnet's Avatar
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nate
What on earth are you doing to/with them?
I'm leaving them outside full of recycling to be collected. However, I live in perhaps the only Chav holdout in this otherwise up-market town.
Posted 03-09-2011 at 05:08 AM by Bullet Magnet Bullet Magnet is offline

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STM's Avatar
If she's old, just roll it back and she'll forget it was ever in her garden within 12 minutes.

@BM - Do you get them for free? We have to pay a yearly fee of 150 for two brown bins. Green bins are free unless you break them.
Posted 03-09-2011 at 07:48 AM by STM STM is offline

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Bullet Magnet's Avatar
No, we buy them. Tubs, really, for plastics. There's a recycling center across the street for everything else. They gave us one for the purposes, but it didn't last long. We made do with something else until that went, and so on.
Posted 03-09-2011 at 07:57 AM by Bullet Magnet Bullet Magnet is offline

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STM's Avatar
Waste of cash, your council should issue you with better ones for free.
Posted 03-09-2011 at 08:25 AM by STM STM is offline

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Bullet Magnet's Avatar
You don't know my council. We never officially declared a ceasefire.
Posted 03-09-2011 at 09:09 AM by Bullet Magnet Bullet Magnet is offline

 

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