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A TREAT

Posted 04-30-2011 at 09:38 PM by Dixanadu
I'm going to make a sandwich.

Cheese, ham and corned beef.

With mayonnaise and onions.

A pinch of salt.

That is all.
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MA's Avatar
fucking lovely sandwich.

although i'd go with mustard instead of mayonnaise.
Posted 04-30-2011 at 10:16 PM by MA MA is offline

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Pilot's Avatar
I hope that isn't an eleven-month-old sexually-neglected sandwich that needs some oral attention.
Posted 04-30-2011 at 10:29 PM by Pilot Pilot is offline

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Dixanadu's Avatar
No, an honest sandwich, nothing more.

I agree with MA though, but alas... no mustard left. The last of it was totally laid out for a barbeque that was utter shite in the gooch.
Posted 04-30-2011 at 10:40 PM by Dixanadu Dixanadu is offline

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Pilot's Avatar
Honest? What's fun about that?
Posted 04-30-2011 at 11:07 PM by Pilot Pilot is offline

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Dixanadu's Avatar
Get back in the attic.
Posted 04-30-2011 at 11:08 PM by Dixanadu Dixanadu is offline

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Pilot's Avatar
Shut up. You like this costume.
Posted 04-30-2011 at 11:09 PM by Pilot Pilot is offline

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Dixanadu's Avatar
Pilot, if I wanted to like that costume, I would constantly have a member of al-Qaeda shoot me in the foot until I finally agreed to like that horrible costume of yours.

I still don't like it, even when dripping limitless litres of blood and taking harmful led-related chemicals into my perfect blood stream.
Posted 04-30-2011 at 11:14 PM by Dixanadu Dixanadu is offline

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Pilot's Avatar
Well. You're just jealous that I'm the only one here versatile enough to take on so many roles.
Posted 04-30-2011 at 11:17 PM by Pilot Pilot is offline

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Dixanadu's Avatar
I don't need to take on roles. I'm perfect in my role. Which is being the best kind of citizen this country can afford.

And what are you? Faking faces and getting drunk all day.

I make fun of you at work with all the guys!
Posted 04-30-2011 at 11:26 PM by Dixanadu Dixanadu is offline

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Pilot's Avatar
NO YOU DON'T!
Posted 04-30-2011 at 11:29 PM by Pilot Pilot is offline

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Dixanadu's Avatar
I do.

I really do.

So hard.

The resulting laughs spin me into an orgasm so intense my wife cannot even hope to bypass it due to the fact she is a woman.
Posted 04-30-2011 at 11:33 PM by Dixanadu Dixanadu is offline

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Pilot's Avatar
It takes a real man to please a woman, and you're not so hard to impersonate, either.

"SHTAN SHMITH HERE" ... see? Do you have any idea what I do while you're at work making fun of me?
Posted 04-30-2011 at 11:45 PM by Pilot Pilot is offline

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Dixanadu's Avatar
What I do at work, hmm...

Save the world, stop terrorists and make sure Canada and Mexico are kept in line. What do you do again? Wait, wait... Do you hear that? I hear the last tiny drops of cheap-alcoholic spirits dripping from the 'empty' bottle in the attic. Better go drink it.
Posted 04-30-2011 at 11:51 PM by Dixanadu Dixanadu is offline

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Pilot's Avatar
This is boring. Isn't there anything on TV?
Posted 04-30-2011 at 11:58 PM by Pilot Pilot is offline

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Phylum's Avatar
This blog is sad.
Posted 05-01-2011 at 12:00 AM by Phylum Phylum is offline

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Pilot's Avatar
Can someone paint the sad eyes on this blog?
Posted 05-01-2011 at 12:02 AM by Pilot Pilot is offline

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Dixanadu's Avatar
PHYLUM

Stop with your meme-ness.

Pilot, go watch TV. As your lazy ass ever does.

No. Nexy-Danish person will make a cry face.
Posted 05-01-2011 at 12:07 AM by Dixanadu Dixanadu is offline

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Pilot's Avatar
I'm going to make my own cry face if someone doesn't inject some poop into this discussion, stat.
Posted 05-01-2011 at 12:09 AM by Pilot Pilot is offline

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Dixanadu's Avatar
Posted 05-01-2011 at 12:14 AM by Dixanadu Dixanadu is offline

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Pilot's Avatar
THAT'S NOT POOP, THAT'S SHIT.
Posted 05-01-2011 at 12:19 AM by Pilot Pilot is offline

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Dixanadu's Avatar
Poop = Nate
Posted 05-01-2011 at 12:52 AM by Dixanadu Dixanadu is offline

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Phylum's Avatar
OHOHO!
Posted 05-01-2011 at 04:02 AM by Phylum Phylum is offline

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T-nex's Avatar
<.< .....

Posted 05-01-2011 at 07:37 AM by T-nex T-nex is offline

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Pilot's Avatar
Thank you, my easily forgettable dear.
Posted 05-01-2011 at 09:01 AM by Pilot Pilot is offline

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Sekto Springs's Avatar
Gay love orgy?

Can I join in?
Posted 05-01-2011 at 09:36 AM by Sekto Springs Sekto Springs is offline

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STM's Avatar
Two sad blogs involving Dixanadu in two days, I'm proud to have helped in lowering the respect people have for you. Dick.
Posted 05-01-2011 at 09:56 AM by STM STM is offline

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T-nex's Avatar
Dayum STM... You sound angry.
Posted 05-01-2011 at 10:46 AM by T-nex T-nex is offline

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Dixanadu's Avatar
He hates me, but I drink it all up.
Posted 05-01-2011 at 11:13 AM by Dixanadu Dixanadu is offline

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STM's Avatar
Drink my verbal abuse like you drink my bodily juices boy.

@Nexy - I'm fucking pissed there's an American Dad reference and I missed it! >=(
Posted 05-01-2011 at 11:22 AM by STM STM is offline

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Pilot's Avatar
Sekto: Anytime.

STM: Fucking pissed? Are you an angry rapist? Just a little bit?
Posted 05-01-2011 at 06:30 PM by Pilot Pilot is offline

 

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