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You know what we should Do?

Posted 08-05-2012 at 11:27 AM by STM
You know...you know what we, what we should do?

Have another Oddtour. But, this one will be hosted by MM and myself. He said once he got back from holiday we could all go to his place. We'll just stay there, for like, a week. No one leaves, n9ot even to go to the bathroom.

Or London. You guys, have two weeks t book tickets. Run!

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Manco wanted a blog

Posted 08-04-2012 at 01:19 AM by enchilado
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How do I know if a girl on the internet is joking when she says she thinks she'd love me more if I wanted to fuck her?
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wow

I think that one deserves a blog of its own.
I don't really have much to say that I haven't said before (although probably no one remembers), but I'd love some advice if anyone has any...

Basically: I hung out on IRC and a girl there somewhat jokingly said she loved me. She teased me a bit and seeing my distress she...
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Gone havin' fun

Posted 08-02-2012 at 03:39 AM by Varrok
From Friday to Saturday I'll be partying at the Polish version of the Woodstock Festival. I've never been to a such fest before, but I hope it'll be fun. I also hope you don't care enough to miss me for those two days It'll be nice of you if you wish me getting a signed piece of paper from the Sabaton band though. So I might blame you instead of me for not wishing me hard enough in the case I didn't get an autograph : )
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Man, fuck Christianity

Posted 08-01-2012 at 02:16 PM by Laser
I only say this because I have had the most exposure to Christians in my life, but seriously, fuck Christianity.

At university The Christian Society give out pancakes, cupcakes or brownies in exchange for people texting them questions (quite a sweet deal for sure). So of course, me being all up for anything related to free cupcakes send in a question and get it hand delivered and a little answer on a slip of paper which is usually some non-committal answer (like the smarmy agnostic...
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Something different

Posted 07-31-2012 at 04:37 PM by MeechMunchie
The original plan for this blog was to have a good vent and express the various confusing and contradictory themes currently squirming their way through my unfinished adolescent psyche like that robot worm thing from the start of The Matrix.

Then it became a blog about why I wouldn't, or perhaps couldn't, do that.

Then it became yet another analysis of my relationship with you, dear forums, as my most regular and widespread influence over my teenage years.
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PFF, MORE LIKE SMELLPHONES

Posted 07-31-2012 at 03:23 PM by Mac Sirloin
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I've been shopping around a bit because I'm on beautiful tasty welfare. Oooh, feels so good in my mouth. Aaaaah. Welfare. Not really shopping, but deciding on what's necessary and what isn't. I've concluded on having a Cellphone that doesn't actively try to lead me to an untimely end is a good idea. My current phone is a dumbphone with a dumb touch screen and a dumb headphones jack that doesn't appear anywhere else in technology. It's a LG Molesticutioner, can't say I recommend this phone. It is...
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Posted 07-31-2012 at 02:13 PM by Nepsotic
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Internets, Ponies, and Life

Posted 07-31-2012 at 08:05 AM by JayDee
Finally back after a 2 week break without internet. You can only play Abe's Oddysee and Abe's Exoddus so many times in one day before it gets a little tiring. But anyway, glad to be back. I managed to release my update for Slig Suicide which I've wait a wile to do, so that's good.

I started watching My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, just to see what it's like. I'm currently about 6 episodes in. Meh, it's nothing special. I certainly don't think it deserves the fan base it managed...
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I'm back!

Posted 07-29-2012 at 04:21 AM by Crashpunk
Alright cunts? I'm back! I had a good time in the Lake District and it has been one of the more interesting holidays I've been on.

Okay for starters we went with my parent's friends who have 3 kids. They were pretty nice to be around apart from one major annoyances.

The father is the fucking strictest cunt I've ever seen. Like his parenting techniques were from the 1940s.

He pretty much kept shouting at his kids every fucking second, they didn't even...
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Nepsotic was in my bath

Posted 07-28-2012 at 04:37 PM by JennyGenesis
This evening, I went into my bathroom as I needed to use the toilet, as I sat there doing my business, I noticed a my little pony staring at me from the bath.
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