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Anyone else balding?

Posted 01-21-2016 at 03:07 PM by Holy Sock
Cause it fucking sucks. By the end of the year I'll probably have less hair than OANST's baby.
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Job McYossie's Avatar
Not yet but it's very strong in my family so I'm prob doomed.
Posted 01-21-2016 at 08:56 PM by Job McYossie Job McYossie is offline

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Varrok's Avatar
Try stressing less.

Also, a dermatologist visit might help.
Posted 01-21-2016 at 11:37 PM by Varrok Varrok is offline

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Holy Sock's Avatar
Unfortunately Varrok this is the genetic male pattern baldness kind! there's no running from it except trying out expensive medicine that might just stall the process and leave me without a working penis.
Posted 01-22-2016 at 01:34 AM by Holy Sock Holy Sock is offline

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FrustratedAssassin's Avatar
Actually, 70% of men and 40% of women get that, according to Wikipedia. Literally nobody is safe.
Posted 01-22-2016 at 01:46 AM by FrustratedAssassin FrustratedAssassin is offline

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Varrok's Avatar
If your genetical father and grandfather got a balding problem, you're probably out of luck. If they don't, you can pretty much do something about that.
Posted 01-22-2016 at 01:55 AM by Varrok Varrok is offline

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Holy Sock's Avatar
I'm definitely screwed. The old man's shiny head is a constant reminder.

I'll grow into it in my 30s I guess...
Posted 01-22-2016 at 02:14 AM by Holy Sock Holy Sock is offline

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Varrok's Avatar
Many cool looking guys are completely bald

*struggles to remember any*
Posted 01-22-2016 at 02:46 AM by Varrok Varrok is offline

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Phylum's Avatar
Shave your head and grow a beard. That's my plan for when the inevitable occurs.
Posted 01-22-2016 at 06:04 AM by Phylum Phylum is offline

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Havoc's Avatar
Not quite yet, but I've had a receding hairline since fucking 20 so I won't get my hopes up.
Posted 01-22-2016 at 06:12 AM by Havoc Havoc is offline

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OANST's Avatar
Not an attempt to rub it in, but I highly doubt I will ever go bald. My hair is insanely thick, and shows no signs of thinning.
Posted 01-22-2016 at 06:12 AM by OANST OANST is offline

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Holy Sock's Avatar
Pitbull! He's super cool, Varrok.

I'm gonna shave my head but I don't think I'm going to grow a beard. I think it would look a little scraggly.
Posted 01-22-2016 at 06:14 AM by Holy Sock Holy Sock is offline

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Holy Sock's Avatar
Send me some, OANST. I could make a sick wig for weddings and other special events.
Posted 01-22-2016 at 06:17 AM by Holy Sock Holy Sock is offline

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Varrok's Avatar
I wouldn't do that if I were you, Holy Sock
Posted 01-22-2016 at 06:41 AM by Varrok Varrok is offline

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OANST's Avatar
Maybe Nate and I could send you a mixture of our hair, and you could get a sweet weave going.
Posted 01-22-2016 at 06:44 AM by OANST OANST is offline

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Holy Sock's Avatar
I could use some of Nate's to fill out my beard, too! I'm excited.
Posted 01-22-2016 at 07:26 AM by Holy Sock Holy Sock is offline

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STM's Avatar
Would you like some of my pubes? I'll even wash them!
Posted 01-22-2016 at 07:55 AM by STM STM is offline

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OANST's Avatar
Nah, don't wash them. The crabs will help to aerate the scalp, promoting new hair growth.
Posted 01-22-2016 at 08:05 AM by OANST OANST is offline

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Holy Sock's Avatar
I have a never ending supply of crabby groin hair myself, STM. But thanks for the offer.
Posted 01-22-2016 at 08:10 AM by Holy Sock Holy Sock is offline

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Alf Shall Rise's Avatar
I've heard that toupees are in style right now


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Originally Posted by Havoc
Not quite yet, but I've had a receding hairline since fucking 20 so I won't get my hopes up.
I have a friend whom I've noticed has a slight receding hairline, also 20.
Posted 01-22-2016 at 08:23 AM by Alf Shall Rise Alf Shall Rise is offline

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STM's Avatar
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Nah, don't wash them. The crabs will help to aerate the scalp, promoting new hair growth.
Now look what you've done. Every time I offer up my pubes you tell them about the crabs and then they say they don't want them!
Posted 01-22-2016 at 12:03 PM by STM STM is offline

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Varrok's Avatar
It's just a matter of marketing.

Try calling them Scrabs.

Oddworld fans will love them!
Posted 01-22-2016 at 12:48 PM by Varrok Varrok is offline

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OANST's Avatar
I'm more concerned about those paramites living on his taint.
Posted 01-22-2016 at 12:56 PM by OANST OANST is offline

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STM's Avatar
Haha oddworl
Posted 01-22-2016 at 01:02 PM by STM STM is offline

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Alf Shall Rise's Avatar
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Posted 01-22-2016 at 01:05 PM by Alf Shall Rise Alf Shall Rise is offline

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OANST's Avatar
Maybe it was just ringworm.
Posted 01-22-2016 at 01:12 PM by OANST OANST is offline

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FrustratedAssassin's Avatar
Ah, this is the second time I'm hearing about this Bizzare Celestial Body game
Posted 01-22-2016 at 01:47 PM by FrustratedAssassin FrustratedAssassin is offline

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Job McYossie's Avatar
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Many cool looking guys are completely bald

*struggles to remember any*
Posted 01-22-2016 at 07:41 PM by Job McYossie Job McYossie is offline

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Vexen's Avatar
No... no! I can't lose my beautiful Jewfro.
Posted 01-23-2016 at 06:40 AM by Vexen Vexen is offline

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Varrok's Avatar
Soon the only thing showing on your head will be a Jewfrown
Posted 01-23-2016 at 08:06 AM by Varrok Varrok is offline

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FrustratedAssassin's Avatar
Stop making me laugh I'm listening to Lana Del Rey and you're ruining the miserable mood.
Posted 01-23-2016 at 08:46 AM by FrustratedAssassin FrustratedAssassin is offline

 

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