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Top 5 Best Things About Doors

Posted 05-20-2013 at 05:17 PM by Splat
5. Good for aiding with temperature regulation in your house. Open 'em when it's hot. Close 'em when it's cold. Works well in tandem with windows (and you're less likely to forget to close them when you go out).

4. Provide privacy when you don't want casual passers-by to see you... working.

3. A good door-slam is a nice way to add punctuation to an argument. Much better than a beaded curtain.

2. Good for slowing the spread of fires through buildings. Not often a necessity but should you find yourself in need, it's nice to know they've got your back.

1. Stops people stealing your stuff and/or murdering you while you sleep. Always a plus on any CV.

I'm thirsty so I'm going to get some water.
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Bullet Magnet's Avatar
You can lay them across stairs to stop zombies getting up.
Posted 05-20-2013 at 07:26 PM by Bullet Magnet Bullet Magnet is offline

Varrok's Avatar
They make good music, too
Posted 05-20-2013 at 09:15 PM by Varrok Varrok is offline

Bullet Magnet's Avatar
On the other hand, most doors make my skin fall off.
Posted 05-20-2013 at 11:11 PM by Bullet Magnet Bullet Magnet is offline

Splat's Avatar
Nooo, BM, it's the zombies that make your skin fall off.
Posted 05-21-2013 at 02:49 AM by Splat Splat is offline

Jbot123's Avatar
What about zombie doors?
Posted 05-21-2013 at 04:03 AM by Jbot123 Jbot123 is offline


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