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I Fucked Up

Posted 08-15-2013 at 04:38 AM by STM
My AS results were just a happy anomaly it seems. I returned to my level of crappy mediocrity this year with my A2 results. I'm actually not upset though, I think I'm gonna learn a trade, become an electrician or a plumber. Ho needs skool n e way?

Good luck to all the other chaps getting their results today and congrats to the ones that did well.

Vyrien, looks like that Mario + Luigi w/ tits thing is happening.
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You Fuckers!

Posted 08-03-2013 at 03:15 PM by STM
Which one of you stopped me from editing and removing the pictures I put in WDYLL. YOU KNOW HOW I DO, GUYS!
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Ess Tee Em the Working Man

Posted 07-22-2013 at 09:40 AM by STM
'Ello all,

So, as the title of this blog might have hinted, I'm now working. After a brief period of searching, I drew upon my extensive bank of contacts, favours and street cred to land a job in a warehouse, putting things on shelves, taking things off shelves and putting things in boxes of various shapes and sizes. Any way, it's five days a week, 8 AM till 4.30 PM and at the moment I'm on 7 an hour which really isn't too bad for anyone, let alone for someone who doesn't even have...
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I Apparently Missed my Five Year Anniversary

Posted 07-08-2013 at 01:53 AM by STM
Am I one of the cool kids now?
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This is definitely worthy of a second blog straight after my other One

Posted 06-26-2013 at 08:41 AM by STM
So I came out (god that sounds so weird) as bi-curious to my brother today, just now. His reaction was fantastic:

'well it's not like it's incest or anything'.

Fortunately, he doesn't seem to care.

This is really weird though, I wonder if this is permanent or just a crazy hormone thing.
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If You don't eat your meat, how can you have any Pudding?

Posted 06-20-2013 at 07:58 AM by STM
Updated 06-20-2013 at 08:00 AM by STM
Completely unrelated title, I just love the little screamy bit at the end of Another Brick in the Wall II from The Wall.

I applied for a job the other day at a retail store, the bonus was that they trained you throughout the year so that when your fixed term ended you left with a qualification. I could have used that for when I leave university. Unfortunately I was rejected after a couple of days.

Gotta make a fair bit of cash over the next year, about 5000-7000....
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Fuckin' Shiiit

Posted 05-24-2013 at 03:37 PM by STM
seems more than a few of my blogs start with 'fuckin', now. Oops!

Well..told two people I love erm, both said they love me back. Uh oh. STM is in trooooubbbleeee.

That being said.

>w> awesome

crap, am I drunk? I think I might be.

In which case, I love you all in the butt.

I miss MA and Nexy. =<
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Fuckin' Bricked Me Self

Posted 05-17-2013 at 05:47 PM by STM
Updated 05-17-2013 at 05:49 PM by STM
Had a big 'ole gathering today, to celebrate graduation or what have you, a decasomething of mates got together to have a chin wag, drink, smoke, smoke, drink, smoke and what have you. I fucking wreak of cigarettes, pretty grim. Any way, that's not the interesting part for you lot. Basically I spent the night sitting in a small hazy room, leng and hot boxed so I got a contact high.

Walking home in the dead of night at 2AM through the woods with no sign of humanity other than the distant...
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The Nail in the Coffin

Posted 05-02-2013 at 11:37 AM by STM
Updated 05-02-2013 at 11:47 AM by STM
Turns out Lorne is now bigging up Nigel Farage. For those of you who are unfamiliar with who he is, Nigel is our resident demagogue, he's an ultra- right wing racist who wants us out of the EU, he has no economic sense and in the flier I got through the door about why we should elect UKIP as our local party - I was amused to find they had just a single policy which was written in big bold white letters: KEEP THE BULGARIANS OUT OF BRITAIN. ONLY UKIP IS TAKING THIS THREAT SERIOUSLY.

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Boston Terrorist Attack

Posted 04-15-2013 at 01:14 PM by STM
Jesus Christ, we don't have any members living in Boston do we? Fucking disgusting.

For those of you not aware, Boston just faced - I think - three terrorist attacks.
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