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Best. Dream. Ever.

Posted 02-20-2009 at 04:20 PM by Daxter King
Updated 02-20-2009 at 04:25 PM by Daxter King
Im here to brag about a dream so awesome, you people can only dream of a dream so awesome.

It started normal, I was in a cabin in the woods with some of my close friends. We turn on the TV to find out that zombies are attacking. As such, we prepared. Grabbing weapons of all sorts, we soon ventured out of the cabin into the zombie apocalypse. The only comparison to this part of the dream I can make is its like LEft 4 Dead, but better. Going through hordes of zombies.

We ventured to an abandened railroad, there were thousands of zombies there, they killed all of my comrades. I found a note that revealed that the outbreak had been done on purpose. By none other than the Heavy, Medic, and Sniper from TF2. I managed to make quick work of the sniper, but the Heavy proved different. The fucker was just sitting at a table, eating a sandwich. I unloaded bullets upon him, they all bounced off his stomach, some of them tore through my right arm. I grabbed a revolver, and popped the fuckers head off. The Medic then got me in a headlock, trying to inject some sort of needle into my neck. I turned the tables and got him with his own medicine.

Then I realized something, that wasn't the Medic, it was the Spy. The real Medic then shot me with his needle gun, barely alive, I grabbed one of them, and lunged it into his neck, he whithered into dust, and then i woke up.

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Venks's Avatar
Well I could follow the dream at first, but no... my zombie apocalypses are either mysterious or caused from some evolved parasite. I hate it when those fn zeds infect my little sister. What's the point of surviving without her?
Posted 02-20-2009 at 04:51 PM by Venks Venks is offline

Bullet Magnet's Avatar
In my zombie dreams I'm always less mobile than the zombies, it's as if my muscles would properly respond, so I'm running through treacle. Probably because me real muscles are asleep. I always wake up after such dreams more exhausted than when I went to bed.
Posted 02-20-2009 at 06:01 PM by Bullet Magnet Bullet Magnet is offline

Wil's Avatar
There is little time to dream of zombies when youíre dreaming of suicide.

Posted 02-20-2009 at 07:42 PM by Wil Wil is offline

Bullet Magnet's Avatar
Are you okay?
Posted 02-20-2009 at 09:02 PM by Bullet Magnet Bullet Magnet is offline

Xavier's Avatar
Do I smell some Valve overdose?
Posted 02-21-2009 at 12:52 AM by Xavier Xavier is offline

Chubfish's Avatar
The medic is a vampire.
Posted 02-21-2009 at 01:28 AM by Chubfish Chubfish is offline

Hobo's Avatar
I had a better dream last night, but it only makes sense to my coursemates. SO SCREW YOU GUYS.
Posted 02-21-2009 at 03:41 AM by Hobo Hobo is offline

Wil's Avatar
No, I donít think I was O.K.
Posted 02-21-2009 at 04:09 AM by Wil Wil is offline

Bullet Magnet's Avatar
How about now?
Posted 02-21-2009 at 11:33 AM by Bullet Magnet Bullet Magnet is offline

Wil's Avatar
After throwing up phlegm and nibbling on corn flakes, I am better. Thank you.
Posted 02-21-2009 at 03:48 PM by Wil Wil is offline


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