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The Most Frightening Nightmare I've Had in Years.

Posted 10-06-2010 at 12:49 AM by Daxter King
And it was about fucking insurance.

It started out with me walking out to my car in the middle of the fucking night, for no reason, and seeing something written on my car. "With Primacare(do they even have car insurance?), You in sure isn't, you need in sure is" or something stupid like that. It also had "Primacare isn't insurance, its a 12 year contract" Not sure if it said contract, but it said 12 year something. For some reason this was a revelation to me and I just had to spread the word, on foot. I guess I didnt want to risk being in sure isn't. I wrote the message on several cars, and I even was caught by a local news station. I eventually went to this real creepy dock back road thing, where I wrote the message on boats and tractors.

When I turned back is the scary fucking part, I recognized a house as a friend's house, and walked in the garage. My friend was not present, rather the guy from America's Most Wanted was. He tried to light the whole garage with his fucking cell phone, and talked about how Primacare would lure people in with low prices, and then fuck them over. He did in vivid detail though. Dream me fucking had panic attacks, I was wandering around the garage, trying to stay in the light, petrified out of my mind. I woke up thinking why the fuck did that scare me. I was seeing things in the dark now, so I turned a fucking lamp on. I still cant fall asleep, because when I close my eyes I see horrifying images that have nothing to do with my dream. Also, earlier when I was on the verge of sleeping, I heard the creepiest fucking voice. I know its my mind, but damned if I cant get to sleep because of it.
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Phylum's Avatar
I feel bad at how much I laughed at this.
Originally Posted by Daxter King
I was seeing things in the dark now, so I turned a fucking lamp on.
Whenever I wake in the night/early morning I'm always paranoid about what I can't see.
Posted 10-06-2010 at 03:33 AM by Phylum Phylum is offline

Daxter King's Avatar
Dont, I still dont know why I found it so scary, or why I was still scared when I woke up.
Posted 10-06-2010 at 03:57 AM by Daxter King Daxter King is offline

OANST's Avatar
Welcome to the night terrors, my friend.

They go away.

They also come back.
Posted 10-06-2010 at 06:24 AM by OANST OANST is offline

abe619's Avatar
Fade To Black
Posted 10-06-2010 at 06:31 AM by abe619 abe619 is offline

MA's Avatar
i had a dream last night where all of my front teeth fell out.
Posted 10-06-2010 at 09:46 AM by MA MA is offline

Hazel-Rah's Avatar
Psh, try living in NJ, car insurance rates are a real nightmare here.
Posted 10-06-2010 at 11:18 AM by Hazel-Rah Hazel-Rah is offline

Mac Sirloin's Avatar
Before I fell asleep, last night, I could swear, fucking swear I saw something about knee-high scuttle across my floor, momentarily obscuring the light from the crack in my door. I also saw a white shape over my closet, not bright, not moving, but it looked like a really tall dude was just standing right there.
Posted 10-06-2010 at 01:11 PM by Mac Sirloin Mac Sirloin is offline

Ridg3's Avatar
Originally Posted by MA
i had a dream last night where all of my front teeth fell out.
Shit, I had a similar dream recently only it was one tooth that fell out. I told my friend this dream and he said that I was nervous about something. So apparently, if your teeth are falling out in your dreams, you're nervous about something.
Posted 10-06-2010 at 01:31 PM by Ridg3 Ridg3 is offline

RyuuFox's Avatar
idk why, but every time i have a dream somebody dies 0_0
Posted 10-06-2010 at 07:53 PM by RyuuFox RyuuFox is offline

Pilot's Avatar
That wasn't a dream. We call that guidance. Theatrical guidance.
Posted 10-06-2010 at 08:40 PM by Pilot Pilot is offline

MeechMunchie's Avatar
I had a dream last night where I carried a girl I like over a field because she'd lost her shoes. She adored me and everyone else was nice to me.

Sucks to be you.
Posted 10-07-2010 at 09:19 AM by MeechMunchie MeechMunchie is offline


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