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#fishgate

Posted 10-07-2014 at 01:13 PM by Nepsotic
I had been contemplating whether or not to buy an iPhone 6 as the new Sony Xperia and Galaxy Note are coming out soon.
Eventually I just decided to get it to see what all the fuss was about, as I have never used an iPhone before.
I've been using my iPhone 6 quite happily for the past few weeks with no issues, but today I was shocked when the iPhone randomly decided to kill the fish I had in my garden pond.
Annoyed, I went to the Apple store and they told me that there was nothing they could do about it, some 'geniuses' they are!

Don't buy an iPhone!

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JayDee's Avatar
I blame gigantic muslim spiders, spreading ebola, and taking our benefits.
Posted 10-07-2014 at 03:53 PM by JayDee JayDee is offline

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Job McYossie's Avatar
How did it kill the fish?
Posted 10-07-2014 at 04:57 PM by Job McYossie Job McYossie is offline

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Phylum's Avatar
It bent so fast that the fish died of shock.
Posted 10-07-2014 at 05:10 PM by Phylum Phylum is offline

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Varrok's Avatar
I'm surprized you even considered buying Apple products while owning fish.
Posted 10-08-2014 at 12:15 AM by Varrok Varrok is offline

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Crashpunk's Avatar
I've never got into the iPhone craze honestly. Just like everything made by Apple, It's just a fad. Their overpriced, showy offy pieces of crap with awful battery life. Sure they're nice at first, but you can have a phone just like that for way cheaper.

The only reason why I have an iPod Touch is because it was a birthday present. I admit it plays music rather conveniently, But the system is slow, apps crash and ever since this newest iOS. The battery life is EVEN worst. And Jesus, The YouTube App on iOS is pathetically awful.
Posted 10-08-2014 at 01:38 AM by Crashpunk Crashpunk is offline

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STM's Avatar
Posted 10-08-2014 at 04:20 AM by STM STM is offline

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Nepsotic's Avatar
Wait just a minute...




Now it all makes sense! :0 :0!!!!!!!
Posted 10-08-2014 at 10:00 AM by Nepsotic Nepsotic is offline

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Varrok's Avatar
There's more to it!!!!!



Posted 10-08-2014 at 10:30 AM by Varrok Varrok is offline

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STM's Avatar
Fucking /thread.
Posted 10-08-2014 at 12:28 PM by STM STM is offline

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Havoc's Avatar
That iPhone must have been hell bent on killing your fish. Maybe you should take a look at the map and go buy a new one.
Posted 10-09-2014 at 06:45 PM by Havoc Havoc is offline

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Manco's Avatar
this blog is just fishing for sympathy!
Posted 10-10-2014 at 05:34 AM by Manco Manco is offline

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Phylum's Avatar
Come on now, I think it's the reel deal.
Posted 10-10-2014 at 06:03 AM by Phylum Phylum is offline

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Manco's Avatar
What a load of carp.
Posted 10-10-2014 at 06:38 AM by Manco Manco is offline

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MeechMunchie's Avatar
It does seem a bit fishy.
Posted 10-10-2014 at 06:44 AM by MeechMunchie MeechMunchie is offline

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Varrok's Avatar
Posted 10-10-2014 at 07:05 AM by Varrok Varrok is offline

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STM's Avatar
Varrok you k-eel joy.
Posted 10-10-2014 at 09:22 AM by STM STM is offline

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Job McYossie's Avatar
Why did no one tell me we were doing fish puns?! I can Aqua-ire plenty!*sigh* Sometimes I feel FINished with you all.
Posted 10-10-2014 at 09:33 AM by Job McYossie Job McYossie is offline

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Varrok's Avatar
Stop making jokes about fish! They're DEAD. Too soon, dudes.
Posted 10-10-2014 at 10:01 AM by Varrok Varrok is offline

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STM's Avatar
Sorry Nepfishstick.

HA
Posted 10-10-2014 at 01:36 PM by STM STM is offline

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Job McYossie's Avatar
Water you talking about, Varrock?
Posted 10-10-2014 at 02:54 PM by Job McYossie Job McYossie is offline

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MeechMunchie's Avatar
I've haddock up to here with all of you.
Posted 10-10-2014 at 04:33 PM by MeechMunchie MeechMunchie is offline

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Phylum's Avatar
Why not just make puns about chordates? The possibilities will leave you in the swim!
Posted 10-10-2014 at 06:10 PM by Phylum Phylum is offline

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Job McYossie's Avatar
I sea what you were trying to do, but it rather fell short.
Posted 10-10-2014 at 08:42 PM by Job McYossie Job McYossie is offline

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MeechMunchie's Avatar
I'm sure it'll tide us over.
Posted 10-11-2014 at 01:23 AM by MeechMunchie MeechMunchie is offline

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Manco's Avatar
Quote:
I've haddock up to here with all of you.
Sounds like someone’s gettin’ a lil crabby
Posted 10-11-2014 at 08:39 AM by Manco Manco is offline

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MeechMunchie's Avatar
Well, there's lobster be grumpy about.
Posted 10-11-2014 at 09:08 AM by MeechMunchie MeechMunchie is offline

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Nepsotic's Avatar
You're all cunts. If you'll pardon the pun.
Posted 10-11-2014 at 01:29 PM by Nepsotic Nepsotic is offline

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Job McYossie's Avatar
Someone call an aquarium specialist, because Nep is too salty.
Posted 10-11-2014 at 03:06 PM by Job McYossie Job McYossie is offline

 

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