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For the first time in my life I washed money :S

Posted 03-27-2011 at 07:58 AM by T-nex
Asked my mom why she needed it washed and she told me it was dirty.



Romanian bills are made of plastic so all is well.
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Mr. Bungle's Avatar
Plastic bills? How odd.
Posted 03-27-2011 at 09:47 AM by Mr. Bungle Mr. Bungle is offline
Updated 03-27-2011 at 10:55 AM by Mr. Bungle

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STM's Avatar
I think Australia and Canada have plastic bills as well. How much did you wash?
Posted 03-27-2011 at 10:03 AM by STM STM is offline

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Mr. Bungle's Avatar
I know Canadian bills aren't. We might be switching sometime soon, though.
Posted 03-27-2011 at 10:56 AM by Mr. Bungle Mr. Bungle is offline

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shaman's Avatar
Cast iron bills would be a good way to promote a minimalist lifestyle.
Posted 03-27-2011 at 11:50 AM by shaman shaman is offline

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Sekto Springs's Avatar
This reminds me of the time you and I went swimming in the ocean, and several minutes after pulling ourselves out of the churning surf, I realized I had 200 dollars in soggy cash in my pocket.

Thankfully none of it was lost.
Posted 03-27-2011 at 12:35 PM by Sekto Springs Sekto Springs is offline

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Wil's Avatar
Surely the value of plastic money will rise dramatically once we reach peak oil.
Posted 03-27-2011 at 01:04 PM by Wil Wil is offline

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T-nex's Avatar
We'll just have to come up with new ways to make plastic!!!
Posted 03-27-2011 at 01:32 PM by T-nex T-nex is offline

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Bullet Magnet's Avatar
All right, all right, I'm working on it, okay? Jesus.
Posted 03-27-2011 at 01:36 PM by Bullet Magnet Bullet Magnet is offline

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enchilado's Avatar
You fucking backward countries. Fucking paper money, fucking hell.
Posted 03-27-2011 at 02:45 PM by enchilado enchilado is offline

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Bullet Magnet's Avatar
Ours is made of rags.


So there.
Posted 03-27-2011 at 02:53 PM by Bullet Magnet Bullet Magnet is offline

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Wil's Avatar
My money is stored on a computer chip implanted in my tongue. When I want to pay someone, I just stick my tongue into their mouth, and the funds transfer electronically.
Posted 03-27-2011 at 03:09 PM by Wil Wil is offline

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Bullet Magnet's Avatar
That seems like a transaction only accepted by particular industries.

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Posted 03-27-2011 at 03:36 PM by Bullet Magnet Bullet Magnet is offline

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Splat's Avatar
Our 'paper' money is actually made of cotton and linen.

I reckon we should go back to making money out of meat.
Posted 03-27-2011 at 04:47 PM by Splat Splat is offline
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Bullet Magnet's Avatar
I propose the orphan as legal tender.
Posted 03-28-2011 at 01:43 AM by Bullet Magnet Bullet Magnet is offline

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STM's Avatar
Shark teeth, they grow back, ergo an inexhaustible supply.
Posted 03-28-2011 at 10:19 AM by STM STM is offline

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Bullet Magnet's Avatar
Which presents an immediate economic problem, almost as bad as the time we adopted the leaf as currency.
Posted 03-28-2011 at 10:37 AM by Bullet Magnet Bullet Magnet is offline

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STM's Avatar
Not so long as we don't kill all sharks or captivate them and pull their teeth out.
Posted 03-28-2011 at 12:44 PM by STM STM is offline

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T-nex's Avatar
How about a magic money-machine =)

Oh wait.. that's my credit card *goes out shopping*
Posted 03-28-2011 at 12:56 PM by T-nex T-nex is offline

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Bullet Magnet's Avatar
I'm generating orphans as we speak.
Posted 03-28-2011 at 02:00 PM by Bullet Magnet Bullet Magnet is offline

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Wil's Avatar
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the most sexual thing Bullet Magnet has ever said.
Posted 03-28-2011 at 04:27 PM by Wil Wil is offline

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T-nex's Avatar
What Max wishes BM said: "I'm generating orphans with Wil as we speak."
Posted 03-28-2011 at 10:07 PM by T-nex T-nex is offline

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Van_the_one's Avatar
He could be killing parents.
Is that sexual to you?
Posted 03-28-2011 at 11:46 PM by Van_the_one Van_the_one is offline

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enchilado's Avatar
To me, yes.
Posted 03-28-2011 at 11:54 PM by enchilado enchilado is offline

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Bullet Magnet's Avatar
Van is correct.

Unless I was planning multiple rapes, eventual murders and a suicide.

Just the murder, thank you. I'm not a monster.
Posted 03-29-2011 at 04:26 AM by Bullet Magnet Bullet Magnet is offline

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MeechMunchie's Avatar
I have duck bills in my wallet.

I get them free from the taxidermist.
Posted 03-29-2011 at 08:56 AM by MeechMunchie MeechMunchie is offline

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enchilado's Avatar
I was actually wondering how he could be generating orphans if he was the father, since he would still be alive. I wasn't sure if it was BM or Max screwing up, though (and I have to say I considered Max as the more likely option).
Posted 03-29-2011 at 01:41 PM by enchilado enchilado is offline

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Nate's Avatar
It was Max screwing up, but it was BM screwing.
Posted 03-29-2011 at 05:23 PM by Nate Nate is offline

 

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