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An Advertisement

Posted 10-27-2010 at 09:21 AM by OANST
I had to write an ad for roofing laborers yesterday, and it occurred to me that there just wasn't enough prose in ads calling for manual labor. So, I wrote an alternate. It goes thus:

Oh, tar! Oh, asphalt! Oh, labor of thine!
The nails they do pierce
And bent crooked thy spine

The rungs they do shiver
as laden you ascend
Day's heat beats upon thee
My nose you offend

Call Kevin at (###) ###-####

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