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Posted 05-27-2013 at 12:38 AM by Slog Bait
So my laptop is literally breaking, I've got $4.08 to my name, my parents are in such a tight spot they can't even spare a measly dollar, I can't get a damn job, no one's been commissioning me so I can't even get the ONLY item I need to open an Etsy shop or something, and because of a fuckup on my parents part I'm no longer considered a student and the government wants me to start paying back my loans in June. They're asking for a reasonable amount per month but the problem here is I have no way...
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Let's Play Abe's Oddysee

Posted 05-26-2013 at 04:02 AM by Crashpunk
For the 0.01% who actually cares about my videos, I've just finished my playthough of Abe's Oddysee. And since this IS the Oddworld Forums (last time I checked anyway) I thought it was pretty appropriate that I post it.

Also, this was the first time I played though Abe's Oddysee in a long time, so I'm a bit... well shit at the game at parts.
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Fuckin' Shiiit

Posted 05-24-2013 at 03:37 PM by STM
seems more than a few of my blogs start with 'fuckin', now. Oops!

Well..told two people I love erm, both said they love me back. Uh oh. STM is in trooooubbbleeee.

That being said.

>w> awesome

crap, am I drunk? I think I might be.

In which case, I love you all in the butt.

I miss MA and Nexy. =<
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Posted 05-24-2013 at 05:02 AM by Phylum
Updated 01-15-2014 at 03:17 PM by Phylum
I wish.

Basically, the fatigue stuff I blogged about ages ago got worse and worse and worse and eventually I hit breaking point. I spent an entire weekend in bed, then rather than going to a doctor I went back and did a week of school. I don't remember if I mentioned in my last blog, but I hit a point weeks ago where it was getting hard to do homework. In that week I did absolutely nothing. Then, cue last weekend. Again, I crashed out in bed. On Monday, I felt worse, and I finally...
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No Artificial Colours
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If you think of her as Joan of Arc, she's burnin' for you get your car out of park

Posted 05-22-2013 at 06:51 PM by Nemo
Updated 05-22-2013 at 08:20 PM by Nemo
Summing up the previous year and a half:
  • I spent 7 months in almost total isolation.
  • I moved.
  • I gained ten pounds.
  • I then lost 56~ pounds.
  • I carved a pumpkin.
  • I donated my hair twice to an organization that makes wigs for people with cancer
  • I don't have an "After" picture
  • I got a job
  • Made a sandwich
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My disastrous trip to Malbork, Poland

Posted 05-22-2013 at 10:37 AM by AlexFili

Well today ended up being a bit of a joke... I tried to get to Malbork from Gdansk Oliwa on the train but we had to pay a fine just because my student ID card was from the UK and not Poland. Why does it matter WHERE I studied? We weren't given that information at the kiosk.

Not only that but we ended up being on the wrong platform, and of course... the train just...
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A fucking miracle

Posted 05-22-2013 at 10:34 AM by Jbot123
Updated 08-19-2013 at 03:56 PM by Jbot123

Watch it until the end. Awesome.
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Top 5 Best Things About Doors

Posted 05-20-2013 at 04:17 PM by Splat
5. Good for aiding with temperature regulation in your house. Open 'em when it's hot. Close 'em when it's cold. Works well in tandem with windows (and you're less likely to forget to close them when you go out).

4. Provide privacy when you don't want casual passers-by to see you... working.

3. A good door-slam is a nice way to add punctuation to an argument. Much better than a beaded curtain.

2. Good for slowing the spread of fires through buildings....
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Fucking allergies

Posted 05-19-2013 at 07:17 AM by Vyrien
Updated 05-19-2013 at 07:24 AM by Vyrien
I have an allergy to nuts, I also have a box of Cadbury's Roses.

After lunch I ate what I thought to be a country fudge when it was actually a brazilian darkness.

Cue throwing up, agonising chest and throat pain and full-body hives (sit down STM). Eventually my throat closed up completely and I had to use the terrifying epipen then get rushed off to hospital, I don't remember what happened after that, I think I blacked out.

It's over now, although I...
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Top 5 worst things about doors

Posted 05-18-2013 at 02:55 PM by Jbot123
Updated 03-11-2014 at 07:13 PM by Jbot123
1. When you have to hold them open for people.
2. When the doorknob gets stuck, and only opens when someone else tries it.
3. When said person leaves you to hold the door open, an casually walks away.
4. When there is a crowd of people behind the person you're holding it open for, and you have to wait for them.
5. When it all happens at once.
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