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Viral Meningitis

Posted 11-18-2013 at 09:24 AM by OANST
I feel like I'm dying.
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Bullet Magnet's Avatar
Do you know which virus it is?
Posted 11-18-2013 at 09:35 AM by Bullet Magnet Bullet Magnet is offline

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OANST's Avatar
No. I won't do a spinal tap.
Posted 11-18-2013 at 09:37 AM by OANST OANST is offline

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Slog Bait's Avatar
Well then. You better fucking make sure you get proper treatment for that.
Posted 11-18-2013 at 10:33 AM by Slog Bait Slog Bait is offline

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OANST's Avatar
It goes away on its own in a week or so. I'm on about day 4 now.
Posted 11-18-2013 at 10:34 AM by OANST OANST is offline

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Slog Bait's Avatar
I know, but still. Take care, okay?
Posted 11-18-2013 at 10:36 AM by Slog Bait Slog Bait is offline

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DarkHoodness's Avatar
You could try nuking it with raw garlic if you can stomach it and don't mind smelling terrible for a day or two. Works vs flu (from experience, as a last resort when I can't stand feeling like shit anymore) but I dunno if it works against more serious viral infections.
Posted 11-18-2013 at 10:50 AM by DarkHoodness DarkHoodness is offline

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MA's Avatar
you fucking prick. i thought you really were dying or something.

get better. cocksucker.
Posted 11-18-2013 at 11:15 AM by MA MA is offline

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STM's Avatar
Crikey, that is rough! You get some rest and stay watered!
Posted 11-18-2013 at 11:20 AM by STM STM is offline

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MeechMunchie's Avatar
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No. I won't do a spinal tap.
On a scale of 1 to 11 how inappropriate is this joke
Posted 11-18-2013 at 02:51 PM by MeechMunchie MeechMunchie is offline

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Originally Posted by Nate
What joke?
Posted 11-18-2013 at 04:40 PM by MeechMunchie MeechMunchie is offline
Updated 11-18-2013 at 04:43 PM by MeechMunchie

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Nate's Avatar
Shush, you.
Posted 11-18-2013 at 09:28 PM by Nate Nate is offline

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Bullet Magnet's Avatar
Did you know herpes can cause viral meningitis?
Posted 11-18-2013 at 10:05 PM by Bullet Magnet Bullet Magnet is offline

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OANST's Avatar
Turns out it was just pleurisy. Very, very similar symptoms. Feeling somewhat better today.
Posted 11-20-2013 at 08:04 AM by OANST OANST is offline

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STM's Avatar
Shame you still have herpes though.
Posted 11-20-2013 at 11:28 AM by STM STM is offline

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OANST's Avatar
A dirty shame.
Posted 11-20-2013 at 12:13 PM by OANST OANST is offline

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Originally Posted by STM
Shame you still have herpes though.
he's such a whore.
Posted 11-20-2013 at 12:24 PM by MA MA is offline

 

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