Blogs FAQ Members List Calendar Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read
 


Go Back   Oddworld Forums > Blogs > Quetzalcoatl's Copper Kettle


underwhelming self-referential blog header
Rate this Entry

Threesome

Posted 05-16-2015 at 07:11 PM by MeechMunchie
I have been invited to one

Two guys one girl

Haven't met the guy yet

Virgin

Thoughts
Total Comments 43

Comments

Old
Oddey's Avatar
I was invited to one too. Same setup.

I couldn't tell if they were serious. Not like that would have made the biggest of differences; I didn't know the guy very well and the girl even less. I politely declined.

Not sure that was the right decision, but I find it hard to imagine myself saying yes. Similar thing applies here, but if you go for it, I'm sure it'll be an experience unlike most others.
Posted 05-16-2015 at 11:01 PM by Oddey Oddey is offline

Old
MeechMunchie's Avatar
In vaguely related news, I'm going on a more traditional date with a more traditional woman in a couple of weeks so woop woop playa~
Posted 05-17-2015 at 12:31 AM by MeechMunchie MeechMunchie is offline

Old
Varrok's Avatar
God will burn thy flesh in hell lol @ the sinner
Posted 05-17-2015 at 01:14 AM by Varrok Varrok is offline

Old
Crashpunk's Avatar
If it were me. I'd decline. Not because I too am still a virgin, just the fact I don't like the idea of one. I'm not too comfortable with the idea in all honestly.
Posted 05-17-2015 at 04:19 AM by Crashpunk Crashpunk is offline

Old
Scrabaniac's Avatar
They are very overrated. Didn't enjoy my experience that much, and they aren't like you really expect them to be. I'll leave the details at that.
Posted 05-17-2015 at 04:41 AM by Scrabaniac Scrabaniac is offline

Old
Bullet Magnet's Avatar
At least in porn there's a director on hand to make it work. You may have to work out the logistics in advance. But that's okay, I've heard that logistical planning is an aphrodisiac.
Posted 05-17-2015 at 04:55 AM by Bullet Magnet Bullet Magnet is offline

Old
Mr. Bungle's Avatar
I sure wouldn't wanna lose my virginity that way, but maybe I'm just a sad, sappy sucker.

I have a feeling this would be awkward as fuck, too, so yeah. I'd say pass.

unless of course there was booze involved
Posted 05-17-2015 at 05:47 AM by Mr. Bungle Mr. Bungle is offline

Old
Holy Sock's Avatar
If your virginity is really really irritating you perhaps it would help it taking that weight off your shoulders? Do they know you're a virgin? It might be strange trying to figure your way around your first sexual experience yet trying to service the threesome...

Do whatever you actually feel comfortable with, tbh.
Posted 05-17-2015 at 06:05 AM by Holy Sock Holy Sock is offline

Old
Manco's Avatar
Maybe I’m a little old-school but is having a threesome shortly before going on a date with another girl a good idea?
Posted 05-17-2015 at 06:20 AM by Manco Manco is offline

Old
Havoc's Avatar
Don't lose your virginity in a M/M/F threesome. M/F/F is a different story.

Also why did they even invite you? I'd be wary of being randomly invited to any threesome with a girl I've never had sex with before. STD galore.
Posted 05-17-2015 at 06:57 AM by Havoc Havoc is offline

Old
MeechMunchie's Avatar
I'd just like to remind everyone that I'm bi so this is like a two-birds-one-stone kind of thing. I <3 dicks

They're a casual couple (friends with benefits) I've known half of for a little while and basically the (sweet & attractive) girl called me up to say that they'd always wanted to try one (the dude is also bi) but they couldn't find someone they both liked enough. Apparently they both found me highly appealing (which I think is worthy of celebration in itself) and that, if I was willing, their search might be over. I told her I was a virgin, she said that was fine, so I told her to give me a bit of time to think about it. She said that even if I declined the menage a trois, she was still totally down to fuck duo, which rather made my day.

One blog, one chat with a worldly friend and one intense discussion with Phylum later, I was actually fairly pumped for it. Nothing's ever perfect, it'd be nice to do my fumbling about with a little backup for when I do inevitably get something wrong, the people are completely detached from the rest of my life and therefore whatever happens won't impact my daily life, and this would at least make for an entertaining story, and that's all our experiences are really worth at the end of the day. I got back in touch to ask for the dude's number so I could see what he was like before I committed to anything and...

*Poof*

No texts/IM/email/whatever. Unfriended, disconnected, total blackout.

I can only assume a) She construed something awful from what I said to her b) She got cold feet and didn't know how to decline c) There was some kind of technical issue with her phone or d) She found a better-looking bi guy and gave me the virtual middle finger.

None of these seem particularly probable, considering she was rather more onboard with the entire affair than I was, and is generally a really sweet and caring person.

People are fucking weird.

Life is fucking weird.

STILL ENTERTAINING STORY THO

Quote:
Maybe I’m a little old-school but is having a threesome shortly before going on a date with another girl a good idea?
No-one's in a relationship, ergo, not cheating.

First dates are the "audition". If it ends well, then you're in a relationship.
Posted 05-17-2015 at 07:42 AM by MeechMunchie MeechMunchie is offline
Updated 05-17-2015 at 07:55 AM by MeechMunchie

Old
Bullet Magnet's Avatar
Back in the old days, marriage was the start of a relationship.

Fuck the old days.
Posted 05-17-2015 at 08:00 AM by Bullet Magnet Bullet Magnet is offline

Old
MA's Avatar
do whatever you feel comfortable with. you never know, they might get back in touch.

lucky motherfucker.
Posted 05-17-2015 at 08:28 AM by MA MA is offline

Old
Holy Sock's Avatar
I enjoyed it, anyway.
Posted 05-17-2015 at 08:40 AM by Holy Sock Holy Sock is offline

Old
Manco's Avatar
Quote:
No-one's in a relationship, ergo, not cheating.
Yes, I’m sure she would be totally rational and level-headed about the whole “sleeping with people while knowingly having a date planned already” thing.
Posted 05-17-2015 at 08:43 AM by Manco Manco is offline

Old
Jordan's Avatar
Wait you're bi? Jfc this forum is infested with LGBT!!

Personally I'd go for it because yolo swag, life's too short etc. I imagine MMF threesomes to be pretty damn rare (correct me if I'm wrong) so as long as everyone liked each other why not? Seems like a unique experience.

It sucks that they've stopped communicating though. Perhaps they will pluck up the courage to reply to you about it in the weeks coming up to your date.
Posted 05-17-2015 at 11:58 AM by Jordan Jordan is offline

Old
MeechMunchie's Avatar
Quote:
Yes, I’m sure she would be totally rational and level-headed about the whole “sleeping with people while knowingly having a date planned already” thing.
I would be. I'm not sure what part of "not in a relationship" is so confusing to you. You're not monogamous out of respect to potential future commitments, that's absurd. It's like saying you should never bang anyone ever because at some point in the future you might get married.

It's a moot point now, anyway, so calm your briskets.
Posted 05-17-2015 at 01:29 PM by MeechMunchie MeechMunchie is offline
Updated 05-17-2015 at 01:51 PM by MeechMunchie

Old
Nate's Avatar
Quote:
Originally Posted by Manco
Yes, I’m sure she would be totally rational and level-headed about the whole “sleeping with people while knowingly having a date planned already” thing.
To expand on MeechMunchie's point: No-one in any relationship has any right of assumption over the other party(/ies) until they've sat down and had the exclusivity conversation. Sometimes that'll happen on the first date, sometimes it might be weeks down the line. But you can't say that the other person shouldn't spend sexytimes with anyone else until that conversation occurs.


The last time I had that conversation, it turned in to a Ritualised and Coordinated Uninstallation of Grindr.
Posted 05-17-2015 at 02:37 PM by Nate Nate is offline

Old
Havoc's Avatar
Quote:
I'd just like to remind everyone that I'm bi so this is like a two-birds-one-stone kind of thing. I <3 dicks
You're a virgin... I've known guys in their teens who'd fuck anything with a heartbeat before their first sexual experience and made a quick turnaround to being straight once they got laid a few times. Don't confuse just wanting to fuck something, with an actual sexual orientation. And for the same reason, don't just fuck something to lose your virginity.

Not saying you absolutely have to lose it with someone you love, but at the very least someone who cares about you for more than your wiener.
Posted 05-18-2015 at 04:19 AM by Havoc Havoc is offline

Old
Bullet Magnet's Avatar
FYI, Havoc, bi-denial is common and frustrating.
Posted 05-18-2015 at 04:41 AM by Bullet Magnet Bullet Magnet is offline

Old
Havoc's Avatar
I'm not denying it exists, I'm just saying that some people confuse their sexual frustration for sexual orientation.
Posted 05-18-2015 at 04:54 AM by Havoc Havoc is offline

Old
STM's Avatar
From the man who legitimately wants to fuck a tiger.
Posted 05-18-2015 at 09:51 AM by STM STM is offline

Old
Havoc's Avatar
That being a perfect example of my point. My interest in that sort of stuff has significantly lessened since my teenage years, though still very fascinating.
Posted 05-18-2015 at 10:27 AM by Havoc Havoc is offline

Old
MeechMunchie's Avatar
Havoc once again demonstrates that he has no worthwhile opinion on anything.

And I've been bi pretty much since I was kid (in retrospect), so kindly GFY cheers
Posted 05-18-2015 at 11:00 AM by MeechMunchie MeechMunchie is offline
Updated 05-18-2015 at 11:03 AM by MeechMunchie

Old
Holy Sock's Avatar
I dunno, Havoc. Same-sex attraction is probably less of a strange by-product of sexual frustration than a tiger orientated zoophilia.
Posted 05-18-2015 at 11:00 AM by Holy Sock Holy Sock is offline

Old
Havoc's Avatar
Maybe. All I'm saying is that you probably should have a stable sex life before being able to say with any degree of certainty what you like.
Posted 05-18-2015 at 01:47 PM by Havoc Havoc is offline

Old
Jordan's Avatar
That was a pretty prickish comment to make Havoc. Tactless.
Posted 05-19-2015 at 08:37 AM by Jordan Jordan is offline

Old
MeechMunchie's Avatar
Quote:
Maybe. All I'm saying is that you probably should have a stable sex life before being able to say with any degree of certainty what you like.
> Thinks I should work out what kind of sex I like

> Discourages me from having sex
Posted 05-19-2015 at 02:14 PM by MeechMunchie MeechMunchie is offline

Old
Nate's Avatar
I think his emphasis was on the word 'stable'.
Posted 05-19-2015 at 06:58 PM by Nate Nate is offline

Old
OANST's Avatar
Sex has the capacity to ruin everything, which is why I usually stress that unless you are a. Never going to see this person again, or b. actually interested in being in a romantic relationship with the person, that you not bother with it. It ruins friendships, makes things awkward, and hurts feelings. And never, ever, ever cheat, or ask your significant other to be involved, or allow you to be involved with another person. It's only sex. Sex is wonderful, and amazing, and holy shit does exploding inside of another human being feel great, but ultimately, trust, friendship, and true intimacy are far more rewarding. At least, that's how I feel about it.
Posted 05-20-2015 at 08:12 AM by OANST OANST is offline

 




All times are GMT -8. The time now is 10:31 AM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2020, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.

Please note that the Oddworld Forums are not affiliated with Oddworld Inhabitants.