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Had Some Handcuffs On Earlier

Posted 12-31-2011 at 12:25 AM by Daxter King
For some stupid ass shit. Seriously, I cannot believe how stupid I was.

So I have a friend that I've known since elementary school. We haven't gone to the same school since, but we kept in touch enough to still be the best of friends. Anyways, we met up tonight to catch a movie(TinTin, which was superb.) After the movie it was around 1 AM. We could have gone home, or even to an Ihop or something and just sat and talked.


We must have channeled our elementary school selves because the best thing we could think of was "let's light shit on fire". Not just any shit, but silly string and confetti you can find at your local Walmart. He also decided to buy an airsoft gun. Where would we do such activities though? private property? Nonsense! Somewhere public! Why, a school would be nice.

Our elementary school.

So we go there and unsuccessfully light things on fire, nothing we bought was really that flammable. Just as we were about to try a different kind of confetti, the cops showed up. Now we had not done anything too illegal. We should just stand our ground, apologize, and see where we stand.

Nope, we should run. Well, to our credit, we only ran for about 15 feet before realizing you cannot out run a cop car.

It was then I received the handcuffs and we stood around fro what seemed like an hour or two while the officers questioned us. Neither of us had been in any real trouble before and we didn't have anything illegal on us either. After a few questions and such, they decided that if we clean it up, they would let us go with a warning.

No, this time we didn't fuck up.

We cleaned up and headed home and now I type this. I realize that this isn't that eventful or exciting and that many members probably have better tales with the law, but this is my first real experience with it. I haven't even gotten a speeding ticket yet, to this was pretty frightening. Anyways, think Im gonna go to bed.
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JennyGenesis's Avatar
Makes me feel more awesome that I have never been not he wrong side of the law before
Posted 12-31-2011 at 02:03 AM by JennyGenesis JennyGenesis is offline

We'll if you hadn't of run away it would still be a warning (or in most cases).
Posted 12-31-2011 at 02:34 AM by sheridanm962 sheridanm962 is offline

enchilado's Avatar
Should've lit those fuckers on fire.
Posted 12-31-2011 at 02:51 AM by enchilado enchilado is offline

Phylum's Avatar
Ench has the right idea.
Posted 12-31-2011 at 04:00 AM by Phylum Phylum is offline

This made me laugh so much. I thought you would run away again when there told you to clean it up. heheh
Posted 12-31-2011 at 04:13 AM by BoneyHead95 BoneyHead95 is offline

Havoc's Avatar
Hope you learned your lesson, bro.
Posted 12-31-2011 at 04:24 AM by Havoc Havoc is offline

STM's Avatar
;D Lad.

Worst run in with the law I ever had is when some friends and I went to KFC at 2AM. Absolutely baked. Who showed up just at the same time? The cops of course. We absolutely stank and weren't acting normal, oh and our eyes were bloodshot and huge as fuck. Thankfully, the police were obviously to tired to care because they held conversation, I'm pretty sure they were making jokes about us being high too. Thank fuck there are a few nice ones out there.
Posted 12-31-2011 at 04:26 AM by STM STM is offline

OddjobAbe's Avatar
I saw a couple of on-duty police getting pissed once. I think they were celebrating a colleague's retirement or something, but my brother convinced me not to confront them and rant at them.
Posted 12-31-2011 at 10:52 AM by OddjobAbe OddjobAbe is online now

Phylum's Avatar
Back in your day cops knew how to behave.
Posted 12-31-2011 at 04:35 PM by Phylum Phylum is offline

OddjobAbe's Avatar
It was the moustaches and tall hats - made them look and feel straight.
Posted 12-31-2011 at 04:41 PM by OddjobAbe OddjobAbe is online now

Sekto Springs's Avatar
Reading the title, I was expecting to read about some kinky sexual hijinks.

I was disappointed.
Posted 12-31-2011 at 04:54 PM by Sekto Springs Sekto Springs is offline


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