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Oh, yes..About time Peter did something new that can actually be used by normal members rathers than sitting in the background like a dominant male lion looking over his pride. Indeed, GO PETER!
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HOLY CAT SHIT! I've been on this moronic dumphouse for five years!

Posted 05-12-2011 at 08:19 PM by Spirrow
Can I get AMEN! please?

So, I'm not really sure when I joined this craphouse of a forum, but I swear I've been here five years. Not really, actually. I've left this dumpshack on and off to mansturbate in peace and shit.

But now I know how Xav felt when he turned five here--without the 12,000+ post count.
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"We all know you're not gonna do shit..."

Posted 05-08-2011 at 06:03 PM by Spirrow
The title is what the mercenary guys in the towns with the cease-fires in Far Cry 2 say to you when you purposefully aim your gun at them. So I took my hand off the right mouse button, deactivating the gun sights and going back to neutral and the guy calms down and says: "You stupid shit. You ARE trying to get yourself killed." It's true. If you shoot a gun in the cease-fire area, everyone will begin shooting at you. But it's even cooler to drop an improvised explosive in their midst, run for it...
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This is sad...

Posted 05-07-2011 at 07:33 AM by Spirrow
Seriously. Pathetic. I'd kiss a prostitute before I use this:

http://news.discovery.com/tech/kiss-...et-110505.html
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I feel like Snoop Dogg on Coke and Maxibis.

Posted 05-04-2011 at 04:21 PM by Spirrow
*drunken rap song*
Maxibis and Waffles of Flour and Shizz,
Oh, lawdy, Obama bin Laden is in da crappah,
And Maxibis wanna slappah,
Like a fish out da water,
Like yo mothuh and your father,
Gonna burn in da car,
And die under da stars,
And marry Miley Cyrus,
Cuz my daddy's on fire,
So by da time you get on the move,
And show you sistah wassup,
YOU'LL BE REALLY *BEEEP*,

What I can't say Screwed in my...
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Imma Pwn Star...

Posted 05-01-2011 at 06:46 PM by Spirrow
Updated 05-01-2011 at 06:48 PM by Spirrow
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...3i6TLmkwlM&t=1

So I was watching Pawn Stars and I realized what a lame show it was. just a bunch of wealthy fat men selling shit. Isn't that what we'd all like to be?

Sipping mai tais on the beach. Beautiful Bastards. Wait. Why does that sound familiar all of the sudden?
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"I has a gurl!♥X♥X♥X" (BLOGGER)

Posted 04-25-2011 at 01:06 PM by Spirrow
Quote:
An Idiots Guide to Smackabitching:

I has a gurl, yeah.

But I dunno what the fuck to do with her. I could take the brunette out on a lovely dinner and a movie--nah, romantic walk in the park with take-out or an icecream. I is a cheapskate, we agree.

Then I can take her to my house when my parents are out and, you know, like totally get down and make out with her ass. And kiss her, and touch her junk and she'll smack me before pulling me close again and
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I know what you're thinking, ladies, and yes, I'm available.

Posted 03-31-2011 at 02:32 PM by Spirrow
Updated 03-31-2011 at 02:34 PM by Spirrow
God, I need to stop quoting those Majestic Agents from DAH. Anyway, I logged on today for the first time in like three or four months. There was once a time when the OWF ruled my "flipping" (<--are we still allowed to use profanity here) head and drove me down. I dealt with the sadistic S.O.Bs around here and developed a taste for sadism myself. Since then, I've found, er, more enjoyable forums that need spamming up and corrupting. XD LOL. So y'all enjoy the life of the wimpy los--ah, hell, you...
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I-dosing: Better than crack?

Posted 07-22-2010 at 06:38 AM by Spirrow
You remember when you were a kid, right. On halloween your parents would check your basket afterwards to make sure there was no coke, crack or other crap that disgusting people might try to dope unwary kids with.

Well, now kids have plentiful access to a new type of web-based drug called i-dosing. By listening to something called binaural beats, it has been said to cause ecstasy (and even virtual suicide if a person quits the video before it done. While I'd say this was probably an...
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End of the line, folks.

Posted 06-17-2010 at 02:45 PM by Spirrow
Semi-funny videos showing how America will attempt to take over the world.

It's funny how Nate may be the one person on this entire forums who lives to confirm this prophecy .

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/266087..._of_the_world/
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To take over or not to take over. I will take out Alcar and drench the world in his-?

Posted 09-29-2009 at 03:40 PM by Spirrow
Updated 09-29-2009 at 03:44 PM by Spirrow (delete)
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There are some possibly foolproof ways
to hack forum accounts without any special software. I have yet to field-test it. So I'll try on some lame forum first then I'll sell the secrets to any Oddworld Forumite who wants to buy them and wreck Havoc. And Havoc it'll be (don't think of it the way you want to, tiger). Anyone ever heard of the term "When one domino falls, the rest will, too."
I once wrote with tears in my eyes. But the time has come. Alcar must DIE.
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