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The most amazing fried egg I've ever had

Posted 10-22-2015 at 01:56 AM by Job McYossie
I just made THE MOST amazing fried egg ever.

Before you ask, yes, that is ramen, I highly reccomend putting a fried egg in your ramen. The noodles take in the egg flavor and the egg takes in the broth flavor itís some goood shit GOOOOOD SHIT.

It had just the right amount of broth and black pepper flavor and the yolk was warm and gooey, but all the white was solid and cooked. The first bite was all whites, tasted like I expected, then I bit the yolk and it just melted all warm soft and gooey into every inch of my mouth.

Just... just look at it's glorious, gooey, soft, shiny, messiness.
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Crashpunk's Avatar
That DOES look nice. :3
Posted 10-22-2015 at 04:11 AM by Crashpunk Crashpunk is offline

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Manco's Avatar
You should write for Playboy.
Posted 10-22-2015 at 08:49 AM by Manco Manco is offline

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Nepsotic's Avatar
I've been putting eggs in my noodles for ages and everyone called me weird. Also, stick butter and milk in there, too. It's good.
Posted 10-22-2015 at 01:12 PM by Nepsotic Nepsotic is offline

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Job McYossie's Avatar
Milk yes, butter, maybe too much.
Posted 10-22-2015 at 01:49 PM by Job McYossie Job McYossie is offline

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Mr. Bungle's Avatar
Holy fuck why didn't I think of this years ago
Posted 10-22-2015 at 02:27 PM by Mr. Bungle Mr. Bungle is offline

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Nate's Avatar
I put fried eggs in wraps with avocado, cheese, onions and bell peppers. It's tasty as.
Posted 10-22-2015 at 08:58 PM by Nate Nate is offline

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Phylum's Avatar
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... bell peppers.
You mean capsicum, right Nate? Don't tell me you've turned into a foreigner already.
Posted 10-22-2015 at 10:13 PM by Phylum Phylum is offline

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Nepsotic's Avatar
Lol you eat your noodles with chopsticks you fucking weeb
Posted 10-23-2015 at 04:26 AM by Nepsotic Nepsotic is offline

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Job McYossie's Avatar
FUCK YOU ITS EASIER
actually funny story, of course I learned how to used chopsticks because OOH ANIME but I got so used to it that now it's easier to use.
Posted 10-23-2015 at 06:14 AM by Job McYossie Job McYossie is offline

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STM's Avatar
Haha job is an anime. Haha.
Posted 10-23-2015 at 09:41 AM by STM STM is offline

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Manco's Avatar
no STM

you are anime
Posted 10-23-2015 at 10:19 AM by Manco Manco is offline

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STM's Avatar
uguu?


UGUU!
Posted 10-23-2015 at 02:15 PM by STM STM is offline

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Mac Sirloin's Avatar
I feel obligated to be judgemental about a meal that is essentially Ramen Noodles+THING but this actually sounds pretty tasty, especially as cheap hangover fodder.
Posted 10-24-2015 at 01:06 AM by Mac Sirloin Mac Sirloin is offline

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Job McYossie's Avatar
never had a hangover. And yeah, this meal is ramen+fried egg, it's not fancy, it's not supposed to be. It was just tasty.
Posted 10-24-2015 at 02:12 AM by Job McYossie Job McYossie is offline

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Nepsotic's Avatar
I don't even fry my egg I just crack it in there and microwave the lot.
Posted 10-24-2015 at 04:16 AM by Nepsotic Nepsotic is offline

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You mean capsicum, right Nate? Don't tell me you've turned into a foreigner already.
Oh god... I did that without even thinking about it. I have fucking turned into a foreigner!




On the plus side, I seem to be completely incapable of remembering the lift/elevator translation. So many confused looks over the last year. The staff in my apartment building have gotten to the point where they understand what I mean and don't need it translated.
Posted 10-24-2015 at 10:32 AM by Nate Nate is offline

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Phylum's Avatar
I thought I was good with chopsticks before I visited Shanghai for a week. Then we had to eat mystery meatloaf and weird slimy jellyfish things with them. I don't pretend to be an expert, but once you've eaten the variety of stuff I have with chopsticks you can just about manage anything.

e: My point was originally going to be that most noodle dishes are so much easier to eat with chopsticks once you get used to it. I hate going to new restaurants and getting given forks the first few times I eat there.
Posted 10-24-2015 at 05:39 PM by Phylum Phylum is offline
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Nepsotic's Avatar
I used to eat noodles with chopsticks but I hated the fact that I couldn't get the last little bits. It was very depressing.
Posted 10-25-2015 at 12:55 AM by Nepsotic Nepsotic is offline

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I hated the fact that I couldn't get the last little bits.
Yesssss
Posted 10-25-2015 at 02:45 AM by STM STM is offline

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Manco's Avatar
Eating rice dishes with chopsticks is an exercise in fucking torture.
Posted 10-25-2015 at 04:37 AM by Manco Manco is offline

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Phylum's Avatar
It's just something you have to do a lot of. Eat rice dishes with chopsticks just about every day for a 2-3 years and you won't even need to think about it any more.

This is coming from a family who loves stirfrys are rice.
Posted 10-25-2015 at 05:04 AM by Phylum Phylum is offline

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I love eating rice with chopsticks. You get to just shovel it in and nobody can judge you for being a pig.
Posted 10-25-2015 at 09:05 AM by Nepsotic Nepsotic is offline

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Job McYossie's Avatar
Phylum you use your chopsticks cross style right?
Posted 10-25-2015 at 10:14 PM by Job McYossie Job McYossie is offline

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Phylum's Avatar
I don't know what that is but it sounds blasphemous.
Posted 10-25-2015 at 10:43 PM by Phylum Phylum is offline

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Nepsotic's Avatar
Fuck that, it sounds painfully infuriating.
Posted 10-26-2015 at 01:19 AM by Nepsotic Nepsotic is offline

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FrustratedAssassin's Avatar
That egg looks so good I want to literally be that egg

Also what the fuck is wrong with your arrow keys
Posted 10-28-2015 at 12:05 PM by FrustratedAssassin FrustratedAssassin is offline

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Job McYossie's Avatar
Actually they're very nice to use, having the left and right closer to the center
Posted 10-28-2015 at 09:16 PM by Job McYossie Job McYossie is offline

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Nepsotic's Avatar
Who the fuck uses arrow keys?
Posted 10-29-2015 at 09:28 AM by Nepsotic Nepsotic is offline

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Varrok's Avatar
All the cool guys ; )
Posted 10-29-2015 at 11:54 AM by Varrok Varrok is offline

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Manco's Avatar
varrok doesnít use arrow keys confirmed
Posted 10-29-2015 at 12:59 PM by Manco Manco is offline

 

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