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A story

Posted 12-12-2011 at 03:46 PM by Phylum
Updated 08-11-2012 at 05:25 AM by Phylum
I was cleaning through some of my old schoolwork today and I found a story I wrote at age 7. I decided it was so funny that I should share it. This is a direct transcription, so every spelling mistake and grammatical error is still present.

The Great Easter Crash

It had been a hard yare preparing for Easter only two more days. The barscits were stil beeing made.. everything was ok entiL the next day. The next day there was a thuder storm The storm made the ground damnall the animals ran over the bilbes nest. In the bilbes nest roovs collapsed all the chocolat eges broc. Then a rabit hopt into the hole. the bibles were scared the rabit was mooving the broken of* the bibles were confused sone the bilbes were helping. When it was fixt thay wunderd how thay wood make the eges with one day left.

Then there was litning it shot on to the nest the grond calapst agen the cocolat mechen was brocn for god the bibles and the rabit trid to fix it just woden stay together the bibes were sad.

*I think this is supposed to be "the rabbit was moving the broken off"

As you can see I grasped the concept of melancholy from an early age.
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Mudokon_Master's Avatar
Haha, I'd say it's better grammar than most other forums :P
It made me smile anyhow
Posted 12-12-2011 at 03:53 PM by Mudokon_Master Mudokon_Master is offline

Mac Sirloin's Avatar
Suddenly I'm craving a barscit.
Posted 12-12-2011 at 03:59 PM by Mac Sirloin Mac Sirloin is offline

Phylum's Avatar
I forgot to mention that in school I was taught about the Easter bilby, as opposed to a bunny. That will probably give this a bit more context.
Posted 12-12-2011 at 04:10 PM by Phylum Phylum is offline

Mr. Bungle's Avatar
Well, now this makes a little more sense. I thought you were trying to portray anthropomorphic bibles for a minute there.
Posted 12-12-2011 at 08:55 PM by Mr. Bungle Mr. Bungle is offline

JennyGenesis's Avatar
I remember writing that much at age 7 felt like doing an English GCSE exam.

Though I do miss being 7
Posted 12-13-2011 at 12:24 AM by JennyGenesis JennyGenesis is offline

STM's Avatar
Lol nice story man, that's kinda sweet.
Posted 12-13-2011 at 07:33 AM by STM STM is offline

MeechMunchie's Avatar
My brother's primary school writing book is adorable.

"i woched power ranjers. green ranjer lost his pouers."
Posted 12-13-2011 at 11:19 AM by MeechMunchie MeechMunchie is offline

Dynamithix's Avatar
power ranjers ruel.
Posted 12-13-2011 at 01:59 PM by Dynamithix Dynamithix is offline

Phylum's Avatar
I'm sure I could dig up a story I wrote about Power Rangers, but as of yesterday that would involve bin-diving.
Posted 12-13-2011 at 02:15 PM by Phylum Phylum is offline

StrangerEastwood's Avatar
I got in trouble in third grade for my story featuring Jesus on a pogo stick.
Posted 12-13-2011 at 07:08 PM by StrangerEastwood StrangerEastwood is offline

T-nex's Avatar
Adorable x)
Posted 12-14-2011 at 01:44 AM by T-nex T-nex is offline

Mudokon_Master's Avatar
I don't think I really have any stories from when I was a kid other than a letter I was going to send to my friend Curtis who moved away at 5.
Copying it straight to here it read,
'Dear cutis bond
I miss you cutis. Do you miss me?
From Tristan.'
Posted 12-14-2011 at 02:25 AM by Mudokon_Master Mudokon_Master is offline

enchilado's Avatar
Originally Posted by Mudokon_Master
from when I was a kid
But you still are one
Posted 12-14-2011 at 03:01 AM by enchilado enchilado is offline

Crashpunk's Avatar
The misspellings were the icing on the adorable cake
Posted 12-14-2011 at 05:47 AM by Crashpunk Crashpunk is offline


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