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God damn it I'm angry and need to vent and none of my friends are online

Posted 05-05-2011 at 04:15 AM by Nemo
And I don't feel like dealing with that AMERICA bullshit on /b/

The truth is, I fucking hate you. Yes, it's 5 AM. Yes, I woke up about 19 hours ago, and haven't eaten since. So forgive me if I'm not as tactful as you usually think I am. But right now, for some god damn reason, I am more fucking angry with you than I ever have been.

I don't know what you think I've done to you, but to the best of my knowledge, I have never even fucking raised my voice at you. I've actually,
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Let's go slow, let's go fast

Posted 03-27-2011 at 07:09 AM by Nemo

Originally I was going to prepare this blog post ahead of time rather than wing it, but I thought "fuck it, let's wing it since notepad doesn't have proper formatting like the blog input window does and it (notepad) doesn't automatically skip to the next line once you exceed the horizontal limits of the input window and that just looks odd to me. It makes me think that it'll look completely different once I put it into the blog, and people will...
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Posted 03-23-2011 at 03:53 AM by Nemo
Took two of my pills. Laid in bed for two hours, couldn't sleep at all.

I shouldn't've done my real estate homework. I don't give a shit if it's do tomorrow, and it took an hour to do. I should've just gone to bed when I was tired. Now it's almost 5 AM and I have to be up soon to go to class.

I feel like I'm going to wake up and find out I'm the only person in this city. Like the town will just be covered in a fog, and I'll be forced to wander around, looking through...
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I like this joke more than I'm willing to admit.

Posted 03-12-2011 at 05:50 PM by Nemo
In the beginning, there were two horses.

One of them was named Larry, one of them was named Henry, and one of them was named William.

Larry was always odd, and usually talked to himself. Often, this would upset Henry, who would wonder who Larry was talking to.

William didn't seem to mind, because William was a horse and had no concept of speech.
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I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby.

Posted 02-26-2011 at 09:29 AM by Nemo
Crazy shit. I came across a word grid, where you're supposed to see five different words based on your current mental state.
"Secret, resent, rage, scum, pogo."
I don't know how pogo sticks got into my subconscious.

I'm afraid I might end up addicted melatonin pills. Silly, I know. But...

My religious views are highly against being controlled by my desires, rather than controlling my desires myself. I don't like the idea of doing drugs for recreational...
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She's a bad mama jama

Posted 02-18-2011 at 08:43 AM by Nemo
Just as fine as she could be.

I leapt, I fell. Shit happens.
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Fuck you, I am in love.

Posted 02-15-2011 at 03:48 PM by Nemo
Updated 02-15-2011 at 03:52 PM by Nemo
I'm human after all. Don't let me fall.

Fuck fear and all it entails. I've jumped off the proverbial cliff, now I've just got to either wait for the sudden stop, or hope for something soft to break my fall.
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We don't cry for the gods that die by our hands

Posted 02-11-2011 at 11:08 AM by Nemo
Stigmata martyrs, stigmata martyrs.

I once had an idea for an improv troupe named "Satyrical," where it'd be satire in the style of Greek comedies. But that's not at all related to what I wanted to talk about.

Long rant warning

Why am I incapable of letting go? Am I such a fucking wreck that I'm actually afraid of moving on?

Let me give you the skinny.
There was a girl I liked back in high school. We didn't really talk much. And...
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Vivid dreams suck

Posted 02-07-2011 at 07:28 PM by Nemo
Fuck you Christina stop breaking my heart and dying on me.
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Fuck jury duty.

Posted 02-01-2011 at 03:29 PM by Nemo
My feet are sore, my balls are drenched in sweat, I've been awake for well over 24 hours, and all I've had for sustenance since last night is a bag of doritos I bought at the end of the day, and a Monster I bought at the start.

All in all it was a good learning experience and I think I would've really enjoyed it if it wasn't for the fact that I was spending two fucking hours in a court room without air conditioning while wearing a winter jacket, only to have both trials...
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