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My Year So Far

Posted 02-04-2016 at 03:59 AM by Phylum
Updated 02-04-2016 at 04:02 AM by Phylum
I've only left the house one time, except for grocery shopping, some uni stuff, one day when I worked and random walks. I have nowhere to go and nothing to do. It feels kind of like I've been dropped by my friends.

The last 6 months I've done literally nothing. It's been a confusing mess of not knowing what I'm capable of and having nothing to do. I wanted to join like a club or something maybe? But with my health I couldn't really commit to anything regular. I was going to go to...
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cya tony

Posted 09-14-2015 at 04:50 AM by Phylum
I for one welcome our new smarmy overlord.



We see your change in party leader, England, and raise you a dethroned PM. Meet the soon-to-be-appointed PM of Australia, Malcolm Turnbull.
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Fact or Fiction

Posted 06-28-2015 at 11:14 PM by Phylum
Time to play a game!

Did our Australian Leader Most Glorious, Tony Abbott, really say this following the recent legalisation on gay marriage in the US?
Quote:
If all those nations jumped off a bridge and our population really wanted to also jump off a bridge would you do it? The last thing you should do in a democracy is listen to the will of the people. This isnít a popularity contest - thatís just how we get in a position to say this isnít a popularity contest.
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University and Life Choices

Posted 06-12-2015 at 06:03 PM by Phylum
So I talked to people about my depression. I went on meds. I've now come off of some of them. I'm in the process of weaning off the last of them now completely. It's only the beginning of dealing with this, and we need to find the tablets that work best, but I feel good. Everything is a lot clearer. I still have ups and downs - I'm still a person - but I don't spiral into horrible dark places any more. If I get stressed I can deal. It feels good.

So now there's just everything else...
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Yoyoyo

Posted 04-03-2015 at 03:18 AM by Phylum


Yoda never says this, yet someone felt the need to attribute this quote to him. We live in a strange world.
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I Won!

Posted 02-24-2015 at 09:46 PM by Phylum
I won free tickets to a French play (in English) for joining the French Club at uni. I don't actually speak French, but my friend talked me into joining anyway. Apparently they don't talk a lot of French - it's more of a bread eating club. If some kind of club warfare breaks out on-campus, I can sleep well knowing that I'm on the side that won't actually do any fighting.

Anyway I won two tickets and I have no idea who to take. I made a post on Facebook about it but I doubt anyone...
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Not A Serious Blog

Posted 01-15-2015 at 04:38 AM by Phylum
I went to a Grease singalong with a friend and had lots of fun. The crowd was a bit dead, and nobody dressed up so it wasn't quite as special as I imagined. I was wearing blue jeans and a white tshirt with a black bomber jacket, and I was doing better than anyone else.

I want to go with more people next year, so that we can all roll in wearing leather jackets over tshirts and high-waist jeans. It would be cool to try to get people up to dance during the Hand Jive scene, and just generally...
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Bleeding

Posted 01-03-2015 at 07:45 AM by Phylum
I had my wisdom teeth out almost 2 weeks ago. I got bold today, and tried some more solid food. Bold and stupid. My mouth started bleeding at 7:20pm. It's still bleeding, just a little, as of 3:10am. It's hardly been much blood, but I've been keeping gauze on it, to stop it getting any worse.

I was supposed to go out at 7:30, but that didn't end up happening. I really thought it was going to stop in time. If I had more control over getting home I would have just gone for as long as...
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Huh

Posted 12-31-2014 at 01:50 AM by Phylum
My NYE plans cancelled on me. I'm just farting around the house bored and tired. I don't even think I can be fucked staying up to midnight.

I've gone the entire month of December without seeing any of my friends. I've barely even left the house.

Hoping for good things next year.
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Everybody Poops

Posted 12-19-2014 at 04:00 AM by Phylum
Not everybody is interrupted in their poops by large, horrid spiders. Luckily I saw it before it could come over and inject me with painful poisonous venom. I have better things to do than vomit all night.

fig1. Spot the spider



fig2. Here's the cunt

Continue reading...
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