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wow man

Posted 03-02-2016 at 02:04 AM by Nemo
I've done some stupid shit on here and in general but I feel like I'm back on the upwards rise thing I don't fucking know I'm tired

I'm starting to go to the gym and shit

Also I'm like feeling better about how my appaareance and shit

I bought me a tablet and I'm doodling shit like a motherl*ver but it's nothing good but you know baby steps and shit

Also how do I tell coworkers to fuck off and die in a car crash without losing my job
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o u 2 shy shy hush hush i 2 i

Posted 09-20-2015 at 04:20 AM by Nemo
so i have meabye had half a bottle rum tonight and sorry if im little drunk but i just remembered i can post here as an outlet and that amazing

i got laid off a long time ago like half a year maybe and now im working somewhere else and it horrible and painful

i made a friend but they dont care about me no one cares about me i could kill ymself right now oneone no care about me

buit i wouldnt ckill myself im too cmuch of a coward

i miss...
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As long as we abuse it, never gonna lose it, everything'll turn out fine

Posted 09-21-2014 at 07:45 PM by Nemo
For the first time in about a year, I'm actually feeling pretty happy. There are a couple things I think might have to do with it.

I don't know if things...
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nemo est mortuus

Posted 07-26-2014 at 06:16 PM by Nemo
I can't think of how to go on with this post but basically it was going to be about how I'm worrying about my increasing fascination with death and how sometimes I feel like an animate corpse so just imagine how that would have went or don't watevs alright see ya later peepz
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I don't care anymore

Posted 05-23-2014 at 11:52 PM by Nemo
This title is probably a lie. But it's story time so all you shits better sit the fuck down and listen

About six months ago there was a little skeleton named Nemo who had an okay life. He had a job and a few friends at this job and a few friends online. He was saving up mad stackz of cash and was sort of enjoying life.

But then one day Nemo's bestest friend in the whole god damn world decided to have an argument...
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I just want to let you all know that I'm dead and I'm much happier now because of it

Posted 11-16-2013 at 07:42 PM by Nemo
I've discovered that I can buy large quantities of alcohol and no one can tell me not to and it's much easier to just drink than
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If you think of her as Joan of Arc, she's burnin' for you get your car out of park

Posted 05-22-2013 at 06:51 PM by Nemo
Updated 05-22-2013 at 08:20 PM by Nemo
Summing up the previous year and a half:
  • I spent 7 months in almost total isolation.
  • I moved.
  • I gained ten pounds.
  • I then lost 56~ pounds.
  • I carved a pumpkin.
  • I donated my hair twice to an organization that makes wigs for people with cancer
  • I don't have an "After" picture
  • I got a job
  • Made a sandwich
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I'm on vacation

Posted 02-08-2013 at 05:25 PM by Nemo
Fuck boston fucking piece of shit cock suckers I'm gonna fuck all of these fuckers up
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Ode to Somebody I'll Never Know

Posted 12-17-2012 at 06:46 PM by Nemo
Updated 12-18-2012 at 11:02 AM by Nemo
You were in front of me in the queue,
Wearing shorts in the rain.
It was difficult not to stare at you.
(though tbh you looked pretty plain)

I'm glad you didn't go to the same film as me.
Cause you would've been a distraction.
You and your god damn muddy shoes and soccer shirt.

I wouldn't have been able to watch the movie.
It wouldn't have been nearly as much fun.
Just because of you and your socks smeared with dirt.
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