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Happy god damn new year.

Posted 01-09-2012 at 08:15 AM by Nemo
And this finally isn't a blog where I'm being depressed and mopey for no good reason.


This year started off really rough for me.

On the 1st, I managed to get really sick and panicky. A very high fever, extremely dry throat yet not thirsty, absolutely no willpower to eat, all of that.

But that ended pretty quickly, and I was feeling better by the next day. And you know what, I'm feeling good. Damn good. And I have no clue why.

A...
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I need a horrible movie ending.

Posted 10-24-2011 at 05:34 AM by Nemo
I really liked the Retcon pills from the Torchwood spin-off. One pill and you forget everything you want. I want that now.

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I don't like where things are heading. They scare me. It probably doesn't help that I'm incredibly depressed and tired. But my fear and depression is probably what's keeping me up right now. And my lack of sleep is fueling the depression and fears.


What I'm scared of is people. Not specific people or anything like that. Just... People. In
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I just had the WEIRDEST dream

Posted 10-13-2011 at 12:10 PM by Nemo
And I don't even remember most of it.

Well, most of the beginning. I'm pretty sure I remember a good amount of the ending.


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The woman I love wanted to be on a pirate ship's crew. I'm all for this, naturally. It's a damn cool idea. But for some reason, she couldn't be part of the crew she wanted to be on. It's not like it was just a pipe dream, or that they didn't like her, or anything like that. She knew them, they were local, and they were friends with her.
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What are you afraid of?

Posted 09-24-2011 at 02:35 PM by Nemo
Updated 09-24-2011 at 02:45 PM by Nemo
Perhaps you're afraid you'll end up in a hell filled with organs and blood?

Or perhaps a deep ocean abyssal void, with no way to see what's 5 feet in front of you?


I'm afraid of these things. I'm also afraid of the fact that within a couple weeks, I'll be living in an entirely new home, nearly two hours away from the city. None of my friends are , so I can't vent about it to them.

I don't...
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Death to all carpet beetles

Posted 09-18-2011 at 10:03 AM by Nemo
I found two of the motherfuckers in my room, crawling along the corners of the walls. After capturing them, they promptly launched an attack, sending hair into my nostrils and making me sneeze and leak snot all day.

It's on, motherfuckers. I don't care if there's a hive of 10 million of you sonsabitches hiding under my drawer/bookcase. I'm going to send all of you to hell.


While cleaning, I found a knife under my bed. It'll serve well enough to behead the PoWs....
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Kitten Woes

Posted 07-01-2011 at 12:52 PM by Nemo
So, some time ago, my mother came over to celebrate my birthday. Better late than never.

While she was here, she found three kittens outside, and managed to get them inside, since she's a bleeding heart animal lover. Don't get me wrong, I love animals too. I don't know what I'd do if some of my pets were hurt.

But for some reason, the cats outdoors always get a specific illness. I don't know what it is, though. For some reason, their eyes swell up, and then... Well,...
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This is what I get for eating an entire cake

Posted 06-12-2011 at 03:58 AM by Nemo
Updated 06-12-2011 at 04:01 AM by Nemo
I had a nightmare a long time ago, but for some reason I never realized it until now. It's truly one of the most horrifying dreams I can remember ever having, yet for some reason I never remembered it until a few minutes ago.


I was on some sort of street, out in the middle of nowhere. Not Nowhere, Kansas, but more like Nowhere, Maine or Wisconsin or some place like that, because the houses had this distinct feeling like they were from around the time of witches and all that....
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What the absolute fuck: Gay teen describes her time at a Utah brainwashing facility

Posted 05-27-2011 at 04:48 PM by Nemo
Link.

What the fuck.

What the absolute fuck.
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God damn it I'm angry and need to vent and none of my friends are online

Posted 05-05-2011 at 04:15 AM by Nemo
And I don't feel like dealing with that AMERICA bullshit on /b/

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The truth is, I fucking hate you. Yes, it's 5 AM. Yes, I woke up about 19 hours ago, and haven't eaten since. So forgive me if I'm not as tactful as you usually think I am. But right now, for some god damn reason, I am more fucking angry with you than I ever have been.

I don't know what you think I've done to you, but to the best of my knowledge, I have never even fucking raised my voice at you. I've actually,
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Let's go slow, let's go fast

Posted 03-27-2011 at 07:09 AM by Nemo
NEMO POST LYRICS LIKE FROM THE PAST

Originally I was going to prepare this blog post ahead of time rather than wing it, but I thought "fuck it, let's wing it since notepad doesn't have proper formatting like the blog input window does and it (notepad) doesn't automatically skip to the next line once you exceed the horizontal limits of the input window and that just looks odd to me. It makes me think that it'll look completely different once I put it into the blog, and people will...
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