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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK !!!!

Posted 03-22-2011 at 04:32 PM by abe619
Updated 03-23-2011 at 01:15 PM by abe619
I have the corn allergy, an extremely rare type of allergy, it started appearing when i was 10, and then stayed for a few years and disappeared, then it came back recently, worst of all, corn was one of my favorites.

Edit: forgot to mention what happens when i eat corn, breathing become difficult my (beautiful) face swells, my face turns red, I start shaking, and then i become really really tired.
luckily no puking.
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Mr. Bungle's Avatar
Korn
Posted 03-22-2011 at 04:37 PM by Mr. Bungle Mr. Bungle is offline

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Mac Sirloin's Avatar
Corn is the reason we don't get lost in mazes any more.

They guide us, for the Ancient Egypdians programmed them for us after the war of 1812.

I feel your pain, my friend. For my Grampaw may have knew a man who had it too.

But probably not.
Posted 03-22-2011 at 04:53 PM by Mac Sirloin Mac Sirloin is offline

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Bullet Magnet's Avatar
You do not have permission to complain about biology at your current user level.

This incident has been logged.
Posted 03-22-2011 at 05:08 PM by Bullet Magnet Bullet Magnet is offline
Updated 03-22-2011 at 05:11 PM by Bullet Magnet

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Disgruntled Intern's Avatar
Good thing we have toilet paper now.
Posted 03-22-2011 at 09:25 PM by Disgruntled Intern Disgruntled Intern is offline

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abe619's Avatar
well, i guess it's at least better than having a "metallica" allergy.
Posted 03-23-2011 at 03:30 AM by abe619 abe619 is offline

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STM's Avatar
KHORNE! Seriously unlucky though.
Posted 03-23-2011 at 10:20 AM by STM STM is offline

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abe619's Avatar
yeah, i mean it's like really really rare condition, so it looks like i'll have to wait for it to go away.

but it is atleast better than having other types of allergies, like milk allergy or intolerance...or egg allergy since hard boiled eggs are one of my favorites too.
Posted 03-23-2011 at 10:30 AM by abe619 abe619 is offline

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MeechMunchie's Avatar
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KHORNE!
Posted 03-23-2011 at 10:39 AM by MeechMunchie MeechMunchie is offline

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T-nex's Avatar
I love corn. Yum. Im even eating corn as we speak. Watch me eat corn. *Eats corn* mmmmmm SOO delicious. Want some? =D Oh wait.
Posted 03-23-2011 at 11:55 AM by T-nex T-nex is offline

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abe619's Avatar
I wish I actually Could have some.
Posted 03-23-2011 at 01:16 PM by abe619 abe619 is offline

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Wings of Fire's Avatar
I hate corn.

Can I swap my lactose intolerance with you?
Posted 03-23-2011 at 01:37 PM by Wings of Fire Wings of Fire is offline

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Dynamithix's Avatar
Corny.
Posted 03-23-2011 at 02:33 PM by Dynamithix Dynamithix is offline

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T-nex's Avatar
Im having milk with this corn too.. Mmmmmm yummy milk.
Posted 03-23-2011 at 03:24 PM by T-nex T-nex is offline

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Ridg3's Avatar
You're really milking this aren't you?
Posted 03-23-2011 at 04:26 PM by Ridg3 Ridg3 is offline

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Wings of Fire's Avatar
She's a total cow.
Posted 03-23-2011 at 05:05 PM by Wings of Fire Wings of Fire is offline

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Ridg3's Avatar
She's getting udderly out of hand.
Posted 03-23-2011 at 05:13 PM by Ridg3 Ridg3 is offline

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Nate's Avatar
Quote:
Originally Posted by WoF
I hate corn.

Can I swap my lactose intolerance with you?
Hey! We've got something in common. I was just about to post exactly the same comment.




I'm vaguely amused by the fact that Abe619 lives in a country that was in a state of revolution less than a month ago, just had a (potentially dodgy) referendum to define the future of the country and is still under military rule and yet a minor allergy receives a FUCK with 22 U's.
Posted 03-23-2011 at 05:21 PM by Nate Nate is offline

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metroixer's Avatar
Gotta set those priorities straight
Posted 03-23-2011 at 05:28 PM by metroixer metroixer is offline

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Ridg3's Avatar
It's grazy is what that is Nate, I just skimmed through your post and you deserve a pat on the back for spotting some as offal as that.
Posted 03-23-2011 at 05:32 PM by Ridg3 Ridg3 is offline

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abe619's Avatar
Nate, that's the Egyptian spirit, joke and have fun even when the situation couldn't be worse.

EDIT: as for T-Nex, I think she has gone into the state of becoming Corno-Lacto-Lesbitarien.
Posted 03-23-2011 at 06:10 PM by abe619 abe619 is offline
Updated 03-23-2011 at 06:13 PM by abe619

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metroixer's Avatar
Wow I guess I'm egyptian
Posted 03-23-2011 at 06:12 PM by metroixer metroixer is offline

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abe619's Avatar
guess so.
Posted 03-23-2011 at 06:26 PM by abe619 abe619 is offline

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Posted 03-23-2011 at 06:40 PM by Bullet Magnet Bullet Magnet is offline

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Mr. Bungle's Avatar
Do want
Posted 03-23-2011 at 07:55 PM by Mr. Bungle Mr. Bungle is offline

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abe619's Avatar
Posted 03-23-2011 at 08:28 PM by abe619 abe619 is offline

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Mac Sirloin's Avatar
I have a friend who is allergic to just about anything with glucose.
Posted 03-24-2011 at 06:38 AM by Mac Sirloin Mac Sirloin is offline

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Dixanadu's Avatar
I hate pure corn.

I'll eat anything with corn in it, corn flakes...doritos...to name a few.
Posted 03-24-2011 at 08:14 AM by Dixanadu Dixanadu is offline

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scrabface's Avatar
sorry but you left me no choice

Posted 03-25-2011 at 05:29 AM by scrabface scrabface is offline

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abe619's Avatar
That's exactly what happens to me when i eat corn sometimes.
except I don't NOM at it like crazy.
Posted 03-25-2011 at 08:00 AM by abe619 abe619 is offline

 




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