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2014 can only get better from here...

Posted 12-31-2013 at 04:29 AM by Nate
I spent the first minutes of 2014 watching the fireworks on tv, sitting next to mum. Then a guy on Grindr asked me to shit on him.
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Bullet Magnet's Avatar
How are things in the future, old man?
Posted 12-31-2013 at 04:32 AM by Bullet Magnet Bullet Magnet is offline

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Nate's Avatar
Try to put off 2014 as long as you can.
Posted 12-31-2013 at 04:36 AM by Nate Nate is offline

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Phylum's Avatar
I went to my first NYE party and didn't drink anything!!!!
Posted 12-31-2013 at 06:03 AM by Phylum Phylum is offline

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MeechMunchie's Avatar
Nate uses Grindr.
Posted 12-31-2013 at 06:20 AM by MeechMunchie MeechMunchie is offline

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Slog Bait's Avatar
I've been snickering at that for the past hour
Posted 12-31-2013 at 06:22 AM by Slog Bait Slog Bait is offline

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STM's Avatar
Do we have a moon colony in 2014?
Posted 12-31-2013 at 08:59 AM by STM STM is offline

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Bullet Magnet's Avatar
Should be send supplies to the future?
Posted 12-31-2013 at 09:01 AM by Bullet Magnet Bullet Magnet is offline

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Jordan's Avatar
Grindr is full of unsavoury types
Posted 12-31-2013 at 09:54 AM by Jordan Jordan is offline

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Quote:
Originally Posted by MeechMunchie
Nate uses Grindr.
I'm gay and single. It'd be more noteworthy if I didn't.
Posted 12-31-2013 at 03:18 PM by Nate Nate is offline

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STM's Avatar
You ought to go to more gay bars
Posted 12-31-2013 at 04:12 PM by STM STM is offline

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MeechMunchie's Avatar
Nate and Grindr Best Couple 2014
Posted 12-31-2013 at 04:17 PM by MeechMunchie MeechMunchie is offline

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Nate's Avatar
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Originally Posted by Scrabtrapman
You ought to go to more gay bars
*shrug*

I like to talk to people, not ogle and drink and dance.
Posted 12-31-2013 at 05:49 PM by Nate Nate is offline

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STM's Avatar
That's where you're going wrong.
Posted 12-31-2013 at 08:12 PM by STM STM is offline

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Bullet Magnet's Avatar
Also, ogling and drinking and dancing doesn't work without the social cypher to understand when your efforts are being successful.
Posted 12-31-2013 at 10:15 PM by Bullet Magnet Bullet Magnet is offline

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Originally Posted by Bullet Magnet
Also, ogling and drinking and dancing doesn't work without the social cypher to understand when your efforts are being successful.
I possess that social cypher. It works well enough to know that ogling, drinking, and dancing isn't a successful technique for me.
Posted 12-31-2013 at 10:24 PM by Nate Nate is offline

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Nate's Avatar
Anyway, how did this become about my love life? Let's get back to talking about pooping on people.
Posted 12-31-2013 at 10:25 PM by Nate Nate is offline

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Jordan's Avatar
What are you talking about? Pooping on someone is part of a perfectly healthy love life.
Posted 01-01-2014 at 03:18 AM by Jordan Jordan is offline

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Crashpunk's Avatar
Spent the first moments of 2014 on Skyrim. I literally had nothing else to do.
Posted 01-01-2014 at 08:29 AM by Crashpunk Crashpunk is offline

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MA's Avatar
Nate wants Grindr to grind his anus.

that's my contribution.
Posted 01-01-2014 at 09:17 AM by MA MA is offline

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Slog Bait's Avatar
-golf claps-
Posted 01-01-2014 at 11:35 AM by Slog Bait Slog Bait is offline

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MA's Avatar
thank you. thank you.
Posted 01-01-2014 at 11:50 AM by MA MA is offline

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Nate's Avatar
Grindr does not have the ability to control the vibrate on my phone.
Posted 01-01-2014 at 04:00 PM by Nate Nate is offline

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MA's Avatar
Nate shoves his phone up his arse.
Posted 01-01-2014 at 05:43 PM by MA MA is offline

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Nate's Avatar
I definitely do not. I don't want to get splinters from the cracked screen.
Posted 01-01-2014 at 07:05 PM by Nate Nate is offline

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Slog Bait's Avatar
Are you just saying that to make us think you don't
Posted 01-01-2014 at 07:15 PM by Slog Bait Slog Bait is offline

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Bullet Magnet's Avatar
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Originally Posted by Nate
I definitely do not. I don't want to get splinters from the cracked screen.
Should we ask how it is you know that's a danger and how it is that you cracked the screen?
Posted 01-01-2014 at 07:19 PM by Bullet Magnet Bullet Magnet is offline

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MA's Avatar
Nate cracked the screen on his phone while shoving it up his arse.
Posted 01-01-2014 at 08:20 PM by MA MA is offline

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Nate's Avatar
This screen was broken because I did an imperfect repair of my previous screen (which fell on concrete) and it wasn't seated properly, so it buckled.
Posted 01-01-2014 at 10:21 PM by Nate Nate is offline

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MeechMunchie's Avatar
It fell out of your arse onto concrete.
Posted 01-02-2014 at 03:06 AM by MeechMunchie MeechMunchie is offline

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Wil's Avatar
So did you shit on him?
Posted 01-02-2014 at 05:29 AM by Wil Wil is offline

 




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