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ODDWORLD MEAT UP

Posted 04-06-2015 at 02:18 PM by MA
i feel better for having left for a while. i honestly thought it was for good but i just love you all too fucking much. like, seriously, it's not even funny. i can't leave this place without feeling like i've just split myself down the middle or had a stroke or something.

anyway, i'm in the middle of moving back to my hometown at the moment so i'm closer to family, and i've got over all that shit i mentioned before. blah blah blah basically i just want to come back and start dicking around with you guys again because i've genuinely missed you.

i won't be doing any pathetic "i'm leaving" blog again, in future if i decide to leave i'll just fucking leave, but i won't because i like this place and i like the people in it. just a few things first though:

1.) Oddjob, reveal who you really are. i'm sick of having to pretend you're some old guy. we all know that age in your profile isn't your real age, and you aren't quite who you say you are. it's not a bad thing, it's just something i know but i've played along with because i like you, and so do many others here. so just reveal who you REALLY are!

then again if you really are who you say you are i've probably just offended you in which case my apologies and tell me whether the Ark really existed or not lolo

2.) i'd like to arrange an OWF meet-up. i have transport and i don't touch drugs any more so it's not like you'll be meeting up with Shane MacGowan. i don't even smoke tobacco anymore, and i'm glad for it. occasionally i have a drink, that's about it. the biggest drug i take now is caffeine in the form of millions of cups of tea and coffee.

so yeah, i'm not a raving drug addict anymore. i had another little visit to a mental hospital for a few weeks again recently, and it really did help me. i was hearing voices in my head at the time and it really fucked me up, and the weed wasn't helping, so i stopped it and did as i was told by the doc's.

lol so yeah meet up with me. i don't intend to terrify you i'm just being honest. i'm not a very serious person in all honesty and i'd love to meet you fucks and have a drive around and talk and just do shit. IT'S LONG OVERDUE and i'm not a paranoid reclusive loner any more.

although i will say i'm a little busy moving into my new flat at the moment but that should be mostly sorted within a month or so.

3.) i've forgotten. i'm just excited to be back here again. this place brings back so many nostalgic memories. holy fucking shit i love you guys. i'm not even drunk!

oh yeah that was it

i'm really sorry to anyone i may have pissed off before i left, especially Joe, Albert and Aiden. i really like and respect you guys and you've been true friends to me even when i've shown nothing but animosity to you on occasion, which i really regret. I <3 U

4.) Varrok and Nep you guyz make me fucking laugh

5.) OANST CONGRATULATIONS on getting married oh god i can't believe it holy fuck

6.) Mac and Bungle i love you both

now i'm just babbling shit sorry

but seriously thank you Bungle for the PM's, they really did help. Mac should post more. oh and Job you really need to continue that Oddworld Let's Play. i've caught up with you and i'm already getting withdrawal symptoms. i like Let's Plays. it's a guilty pleasure of mine.

oh yeah and Guillemot was me. sorry. i just couldn't leave this place without infecting you with music.

so yeah let's discuss this eventual meet up
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Varrok's Avatar
MA IS BACK!

Also, I think the plot twist is that Oddjob is actually like, 4, or something.
Posted 04-06-2015 at 02:23 PM by Varrok Varrok is offline

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STM's Avatar
literally shaking right now
Posted 04-06-2015 at 02:45 PM by STM STM is offline

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Mr. Bungle's Avatar
I love you too dude

Glad to hear your brain seems to be all back together, not gonna lie I was a little worried after you left in a hustle. Deep down though I had a feeling you'd return good as ever. Cutting back hard on the weed sounds like it really helped. Fuck knows it helped me, though I do enjoy a toke now and then with friends... it can put things in perspective (especially creative bullshit), but too much and I just start going crazy...er. So yeah what I'm saying is, good job!

Speaking of jobs, uh, I always thought OddJob was what he seems he is: an old-ish british dude. He's got that wise old(ish) man demeanour and always posts classical/jazz/avant british music in the music thread, so... yeah. Maybe it's all an elaborate ruse and I'm just a blind dumbass, though. Hmm. Weird.

OH and by the way ODDTOUR is at OANST's place this year (right guys? right?) so be there or be... not there. And lame. But seriously try and go, I'm trying to 'cause it's going to be amazing. If people actually make it, that is. It does seem a bit too great to be true...

Anyways cya around the threads or whatever! Let's make these forums a little more interesting again. It needs at least 50cc's of MA. In the butt. STAT
Posted 04-06-2015 at 02:49 PM by Mr. Bungle Mr. Bungle is offline
Updated 04-06-2015 at 02:51 PM by Mr. Bungle

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Welcome back! And if anyone did make it to the wedding, you'd get to see my wife beat my ass for making her walk down the aisle almost four months pregnant! I've already taken her dress back to be resized...

It's good to have you back, though. This place is still pretty dead, but it's our dead place.
Posted 04-06-2015 at 02:59 PM by OANST OANST is offline

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MA's Avatar
i love you people. seriously.

i'm also a little drunk. seriously.

i really wish i could get over to Americaland but i don't have the funds, man. otherwise i totally would, like, for definite. i was thinking of a roadtrip-styled OWF meet-up for British members. i've got four seats spare in my car, or i could try and get a small van and we can all pile in the fucking back lol.

Bungle you're a saint. i love your avatar too.

E: that's right. it's our serene dead place. i marked all the trees surrounding it with my piss before i left so that makes it official. no one better have pissed over them! those are my trees. mine.
Posted 04-06-2015 at 03:00 PM by MA MA is offline

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We tore them down and erected monuments to your penis in their place. Get your magnifying glasses at the gift shop for a better experience.

DICK JOKES PEOPLE
Posted 04-06-2015 at 03:04 PM by OANST OANST is offline

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MA's Avatar
CUNT

FUCK THIS IM LEAVING AGAIN
Posted 04-06-2015 at 03:06 PM by MA MA is offline

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GOODTHATSWHATWEWANTEDALLALONGCOWFUCKER
Posted 04-06-2015 at 03:17 PM by OANST OANST is offline

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Mr. Bungle's Avatar
Swim, bitch! SWIM!

Even if you don't make it it'll probably be a pretty hilarious story. Or maybe tragic. Hopefully not tragic.
Posted 04-06-2015 at 03:23 PM by Mr. Bungle Mr. Bungle is offline

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MA's Avatar
i'll sail a fucking shark.

i'm not going anyway. OANST upset me by not letting me be best man. what a dick. fuck him and his sexy facial hair.
Posted 04-06-2015 at 03:48 PM by MA MA is offline

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MA's Avatar
i can't believe i forgot this: Manco, thank you so much for helping me along when i was feeling really fucking shitty. you don't realize how much your PM's helped. thanks dude!

can't believe i forgot that. i'm such a dizzy motherfucker.
Posted 04-06-2015 at 03:53 PM by MA MA is offline

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Mr. Bungle's Avatar
OANST should just postpone the wedding until teleporters are invented and publicly accessible. Shouldn't be too long.

But seriously, I'm not even sure I'll be going. America is scary and I'm a puss. Mostly I'm just poor, though.
Posted 04-06-2015 at 03:54 PM by Mr. Bungle Mr. Bungle is offline

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Manco's Avatar
<3
Posted 04-06-2015 at 05:08 PM by Manco Manco is offline

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Havoc's Avatar
What, I don't get a special mention? You break my heart, sir
Posted 04-06-2015 at 07:08 PM by Havoc Havoc is offline

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Abeguy's Avatar
I don't recognize this name, is this a name I should know?

Welcome back!
Posted 04-06-2015 at 08:49 PM by Abeguy Abeguy is offline

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Mullock's Assistant.
Posted 04-07-2015 at 12:55 AM by Varrok Varrok is offline

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Jordan's Avatar
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Originally Posted by MA
or i could try and get a small van and we can all pile in the fucking back lol.
Please tell me you'll be providing Werthers Originals?
Posted 04-07-2015 at 03:56 AM by Jordan Jordan is offline

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oh and Job you really need to continue that Oddworld Let's Play.
oh funny just the other day I was considering taking them down. But hey, if someone likes them I'll look into starting up again.

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Mullock's Assistant.
I believe this is the first time I've seen Varrok not give a sarcastic or joking response.
Posted 04-07-2015 at 05:31 AM by Job McYossie Job McYossie is offline

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First of all, it's good to see you back.

Second of all: for quite a few years now, I thought the whole joke was that everyone knew but didn't say anything! I was playing along with the people that were playing along, so I thought every old man joke was a subtle wink to the fact that we all knew it was bullshit. In some cases maybe it was, in other cases maybe not...(sorry to disappoint, Mr. Bungle!).

But it all stemmed from when I joined, which was at the beginning of my entire internet "career" - I'd heard a bunch of stuff off my parents about safety and stuff, and I thought if I equalled/exceeded the age range of the sort of "predator" they talked about, I'd be in the clear. Realised after a while that that's just stupid, I have common sense and just using that is enough, rather than outright bullshitting, but by that point, I thought, "fuck it, it's quite funny", so I kept it going.

So in truth/a nutshell: I was initially interested in a medical career (high school), then got into music (end of high school). Then I wanted a career in psychology (6th form). Then persisted with music, which is now what I study and do to earn money (I couldn't handle a "real" job, I hate being told what to do, especially when it's something I don't want to do, like picking clothes up off the floor at TK Max or serving food or something). I still think I want to study psychology at some stage, though.

Hope you're fucking happy, you stick-in-the-shit.

(only kidding, I'm actually 42)
Posted 04-07-2015 at 05:34 AM by OddjobAbe OddjobAbe is offline

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Varrok's Avatar
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I believe this is the first time I've seen Varrok not give a sarcastic or joking response.
To be honest I'm quite surprised how many people take me seriously when I'm joking and how many take me jokingly when I'm serious.

Also, I believed Oddjob was really that old. Now I don't.
Posted 04-07-2015 at 06:11 AM by Varrok Varrok is offline

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I jestem uczę polskiego - mam dwadzieścia lat. Czy mam czterdzieści-dwa lat?
Posted 04-07-2015 at 06:22 AM by OddjobAbe OddjobAbe is offline

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Varrok's Avatar
Seems you've got to...

polish your Polish
B)

*is proud of his quite obvious joke*
Posted 04-07-2015 at 06:25 AM by Varrok Varrok is offline

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Actually not the first time I've heard that one...
Posted 04-07-2015 at 06:28 AM by OddjobAbe OddjobAbe is offline

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Good to see you again MA. Really happy to see you well again.

Yeah the Oddworld Forums is the same for me as well. I need to check it at least once a day. If I don't, I worry I miss stuff.
Posted 04-07-2015 at 06:32 AM by Crashpunk Crashpunk is offline

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I check it because its my current homepage.
Posted 04-07-2015 at 08:54 AM by Shade667 Shade667 is offline

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I check it because its my current homepage.
if this were said from someone using a regular browser I'd call it extreme dedication.

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I need to check it at least once a day. If I don't, I worry I miss stuff.
I don't even talk every day but I check it like every hour.
Posted 04-07-2015 at 09:24 AM by Job McYossie Job McYossie is offline

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MA's Avatar
right? the fuck is with that? i agree with what OANST said years ago about Alcar streaming crack through the internet. something ain't quite right. and why does it only effect some and not others? are we being virally selected? are we the chosen ones or the unlucky ones?

fuck this too much thinking i'm having a beer

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Mullock's Assistant.
it's MOLLUCK, not MULLOCK

AND YOU KNOW IT

DICK

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Originally Posted by Job
oh funny just the other day I was considering taking them down. But hey, if someone likes them I'll look into starting up again.
yeah for definite. i can't help but laugh when people rage over games too, especially when it's on parts i've raged over myself while playing. to be honest that's one of the main reasons why i watch a lot of Let's Plays.

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Originally Posted by Job
I believe this is the first time I've seen Varrok not give a sarcastic or joking response.
oh, but he was. he was.

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Originally Posted by Jordan
Please tell me you'll be providing Werthers Originals?
i'll be providing all the sweets for the Oddtour, including Haribo Fangtastics or whatever they're fucking called. also booze. i will be providing booze. doesn't have to be drank, but it will still be provided. and tea, coffee and non-alcoholic fizzy drinks.

i know i'll get funny looks buying nothing but sweets and alcohol at the supermarket but fuck those norms. fuck em. sweets and alcohol are a match made in Heaven.

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Originally Posted by Oddjob
First of all, it's good to see you back.

Second of all: for quite a few years now, I thought the whole joke was that everyone knew but didn't say anything! I was playing along with the people that were playing along, so I thought every old man joke was a subtle wink to the fact that we all knew it was bullshit. In some cases maybe it was, in other cases maybe not...(sorry to disappoint, Mr. Bungle!).

But it all stemmed from when I joined, which was at the beginning of my entire internet "career" - I'd heard a bunch of stuff off my parents about safety and stuff, and I thought if I equalled/exceeded the age range of the sort of "predator" they talked about, I'd be in the clear. Realised after a while that that's just stupid, I have common sense and just using that is enough, rather than outright bullshitting, but by that point, I thought, "fuck it, it's quite funny", so I kept it going.

So in truth/a nutshell: I was initially interested in a medical career (high school), then got into music (end of high school). Then I wanted a career in psychology (6th form). Then persisted with music, which is now what I study and do to earn money (I couldn't handle a "real" job, I hate being told what to do, especially when it's something I don't want to do, like picking clothes up off the floor at TK Max or serving food or something). I still think I want to study psychology at some stage, though.

Hope you're fucking happy, you stick-in-the-shit.
i love you Oddjob. i'm sorry for harrassing the illusion.

and yes i'm fucking happy. THANKS!

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Originally Posted by Oddjob
(only kidding, I'm actually 42)
OLD FUCK
Posted 04-07-2015 at 09:24 AM by MA MA is offline

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i will be providing booze. doesn't have to be drank, but it will still be provided. and tea, coffee and non-alcoholic fizzy drinks.
job will now swim across the pacific in order to attend
Posted 04-07-2015 at 09:41 AM by Manco Manco is offline

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What the fuck has happened to the Cool Hand Luke picture?
Posted 04-07-2015 at 10:00 AM by OddjobAbe OddjobAbe is offline

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MA's Avatar
i didn't think anyone noticed!

do you mean the profile image one or the avatar one? either way Cool Hand Luke is now back where he belongs (on my bedroom wall).

oh yeah and hello Havoc almost forgot
Posted 04-07-2015 at 10:14 AM by MA MA is offline

 

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