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AG: I don't see how we're supposed to 8e 8ecoming friends if you recoil from my olive 8ranch like I'm twitching a mummified 8ovine phallus in your direction.
CG: BECOMING FRIENDS, WHAT THE FUCK.
CG: WE WILL NEVER BE FRIENDS, MORON.

AG: Not even h8 friends?
CG: NO. MORE LIKE TWITCHY EYED PROJECTILE VOMITING IN UTTER DISGUST FRIENDS, WHILE I PERFORATE MY BONE BULGE WITH A CULLING FORK.
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oH, FUCK YOU, LIMEY BASTARDS.

Posted 12-17-2007 at 09:36 PM by scrab queen
Updated 12-17-2007 at 09:39 PM by scrab queen




MMMMMM, hmmm! *snaps fingers* I did just go there. OG&E sucks soo much now, that it warrants an 'all your base' joke.

Baisically, they got lazy when they were cutting power to the unoccupied church next to us, so that short line was just dangling there. whenever the wind blew, it touched the other wire and sparked violently.

So one day, I looked out the window to our front lawn (it was yesterday actually) , and lo and behold, there was a loverly black streak across the lawn and it was slowly creeping towards the house (it was one of those low fires that put itself out as it went).

My granmother freaked out, called 911, started to freak out even more when she thought she might have acidentally thrown her dentures away, and after she found them, she asked me if I wanted pankakes. Wonnerful.


You suck donkey's balls OG&E.

"What the fucking fuck did you fucking fucks fuck this fucking... FUCK." (that referance cookie is still up for grabs.)
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Disgruntled Intern's Avatar
Wow, you complain a lot.
Posted 12-17-2007 at 10:00 PM by Disgruntled Intern Disgruntled Intern is offline

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Actually, it's only recently because of stress. A whole week without electric, seizure causing entertainment can and will do things to you. Not only that, but my mom and the little imp are coming tomorrow, and I'll have to go to school while she's here, so if I even lie once about homework or responsibilities, you can forget our comfortable relationship. Oh, and all semester tests are on friday, so the entire school is cramming. There's plenty of reasons to complain, but i'm only listing some of them so I don't make a habit of it and eventually become one of those absurd housewives who constanly rants about the toilet seat. Nope. Not gonna do it.
Posted 12-17-2007 at 10:09 PM by scrab queen scrab queen is offline

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What fucking LSD are you doing
Posted 12-18-2007 at 03:23 AM by Hobo Hobo is offline

 

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