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First against the wall when the revolution comes.

Posted 03-22-2013 at 05:25 AM by Bullet Magnet
If these 20 money saving tips for bankers is anything to go by, they're still not living in the real world.

WARNING: do not click link unless you are prepared to be sickened.

As one commenter put it, this is either satire or exhibit A at the inevitable public trial.

As another put it:

Originally Posted by Madame Defarge
Mon Dieu! It is like the French Revolution never happened!
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STM's Avatar
Sounds like satire to me.

I really, really hope it's satire.
Posted 03-22-2013 at 06:16 AM by STM STM is offline

Varrok's Avatar
I really hope it's not. This kind of stupidity must exist.
Posted 03-22-2013 at 10:56 AM by Varrok Varrok is offline

mr.odd's Avatar
Satire confirmed.

The more money you have in your pocket, the more you will want to spend it. Stop carrying a wedge of cash around with you, said the ex-Goldman banker. It reduces the temptation to tip people so much.
Posted 03-22-2013 at 11:49 AM by mr.odd mr.odd is offline

JayDee's Avatar
Number 9 had me in stitches. I hope this is satirical otherwise bankers are more shrouded in delusions than I thought.
Posted 03-22-2013 at 01:49 PM by JayDee JayDee is offline

OddjobAbe's Avatar
Satire or not, bankers are on my very exclusive list of people I genuinely wish were dead.
Posted 03-23-2013 at 01:50 AM by OddjobAbe OddjobAbe is offline

STM's Avatar
To be fair (sort of Devil's Advocate here) bankers fuelled the economic boom of the 2000s in Britain. Unfortunately, unfettered greed is a natural part of the human condition and so they orchestrated an unsustainable amount of economic growth. To say 'all bankers are bad' is a bit unfair though...not to say the vast majority aren't arse holes though.
Posted 03-23-2013 at 03:03 AM by STM STM is offline

OddjobAbe's Avatar
I think I'd use a stronger term than "arseholes".
Posted 03-23-2013 at 03:21 AM by OddjobAbe OddjobAbe is offline

Bullet Magnet's Avatar
Maybe more anger should be directed at the lawmakers who allowed them to operate in that way than at the bankers themselves.
Posted 03-23-2013 at 08:34 AM by Bullet Magnet Bullet Magnet is offline

STM's Avatar
What's the point any way? That's in the past, get angry at people won't get us out of an economic slump, good policy making will. Fortunately, George Osborne actually pulled his finger out with the budget. Unfortunately a lot of the good policies don't come into effect until 2014 and by that point inflation will have invalidated them to some degree.

Cut middle tax rate to 35% and put the top band back to 50% (or increase the allowance which has been done), keep the base rate of interest at 0.5%, maintain course of strict budget cuts in areas such as the military and the government. Simple.
Posted 03-23-2013 at 08:51 AM by STM STM is offline

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Aside from a few points on that list I think some of them actually make sense. Not that the top bankers who are responsible for the majority of the shit we are currently in shouldn't be lined up and shot. But just because people have a lot of money means they can't try to spend less of it, or what? I mean having the state pay for your sons education while you have a rupturing bank account is obviously disgusting, but other than that I see little problems in this article.
Posted 03-23-2013 at 05:59 PM by Havoc Havoc is offline

Phylum's Avatar
It's satire.
Posted 03-25-2013 at 02:20 AM by Phylum Phylum is offline

MA's Avatar
ha. it's so outrageously disgusting it just becomes funny. like holding a gun to your head while laughing hysterically. ridiculous.
Posted 03-27-2013 at 03:50 PM by MA MA is offline


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