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I HAD AN EPIPHANY a second one why

Posted 05-10-2014 at 03:32 PM by Nepsotic
Updated 05-10-2014 at 03:45 PM by Nepsotic
I just realised something, you guys.
All these people, this generation, the kids at school, the fat fuckers on the Jeremy Kyle show...

What makes me better than them?
Well, I have a higher level of thinking, I look down upon them and understand that they are, by definition, "not as good as me". Plus, I made music, I actually contributed something to the universe, no matter how mundane it was.

Well, that's what I thought until just a few hours ago. I was having a conversation with a friend, and I won't go into the details but basically I realised that, in actual fact, I am even worse than they are.
That's right, this lowlife scum if actually BETTER than me, because how fucking dare I.

Jesus

Anyway, I thought I'd share this epiphany with you guys. Maybe you too should take a minute out of your day and think, "hang on, I'm not very good".
Then again, perhaps there's no need, most of you have probably already had this epiphany or something similar to it. I want to know what triggered it for you. We can have like a little group session, this'll be fun!

Ok, go.
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Nepsotic's Avatar
Oh, oh, I forgot! On the other side of things, you also have to remember HOW FUCKING DARE YOU, how dare you for being so down on yourself, because yes, although you mean nothing, what gives you the right to mope about it when there are people with worse problems who are much, MUCH better than you? How dare you. I for one, am ashamed.

I just realised that it sounds like I'm being sarcastic but I'm really not, all this is 100% genuine.

ANYWAY GO.
Posted 05-10-2014 at 03:34 PM by Nepsotic Nepsotic is offline

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Nepsotic's Avatar
Wtf why is there two of these
Posted 05-10-2014 at 03:43 PM by Nepsotic Nepsotic is offline

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Crashpunk's Avatar
Wait? So are we just writing down why we are bad people? And are actually worse than we think?

Because no. I'm not a bad person. I'm far from perfect but I'm not a criminal, I don't cheat on people and I don't have any enemies. I can hearty say that I'm not as bad as the "low life scum" which you describe. (In my words. Chavs)

I must agree with the whole putting your self down thing Nep. I used to put myself down a lot, and it was stupid. I've had such a easy life compared to so many others. It's a good way to look at it actually.

If I've completely misread the point of this blog I'm sorry. I kinda don't understand what your getting at.
Posted 05-10-2014 at 03:50 PM by Crashpunk Crashpunk is offline

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Varrok's Avatar
Aren't you repeating the same blog again? How much time it was from the last "I'm better than everybody, no wait I'm worse sadfacehere"? I thought you've grown out of that shit.
Posted 05-10-2014 at 03:58 PM by Varrok Varrok is offline

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Nepsotic's Avatar
So did I, I actually forgot I did a blog like that.

Unless you're forgetting the fact that this one is a double post.
Posted 05-10-2014 at 04:21 PM by Nepsotic Nepsotic is offline

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RoryF's Avatar
I'm the most bestest excellentest brilliantastic person who ever lived, people just need to realise it.

As soon as they do, they're all like:

"holy shit, he's the most bestest excellentest brilliantastic person who ever lived, people just need to realise it"
Posted 05-10-2014 at 04:22 PM by RoryF RoryF is offline

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Wings of Fire's Avatar
I spend at least four hours a day plotting future rapes.

I vote Green.
Posted 05-10-2014 at 04:34 PM by Wings of Fire Wings of Fire is offline

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Nepsotic's Avatar
Yeah, you guys understand! I think?
Quote:
If I've completely misread the point of this blog I'm sorry. I kinda don't understand what your getting at.
I'd rather not go into detail because of reasons but I just wanted to share MY EPIPHANY.

Maybe it's good you don't know what I'm getting at. Leaves it ambiguous, gives it an air of mystery.
Posted 05-10-2014 at 04:43 PM by Nepsotic Nepsotic is offline

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STM's Avatar
I'm sorry but, waaaaaah, Nepsotic. Waaaaaah.
Posted 05-10-2014 at 05:40 PM by STM STM is offline

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Phylum's Avatar
Stop being me a few years ago.

Seriously though, I'm seeing so much of past-me in Nep's posting style at the moment. It's scary. He's a lot more opinionated than I was, and the overall climate of the forum is different, but does anyone else see what I mean?

e: And obviously my blogs were never quite like this.
Posted 05-10-2014 at 06:19 PM by Phylum Phylum is offline

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You claim yourself to be the superior one? You disappoint me!
I AM THE RULER OF THE PLANET.

By this... it ends! Kneel and crawl before me at my feet!
Satisfied?
Posted 05-10-2014 at 07:45 PM by gishygleb gishygleb is offline

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Nepsotic's Avatar
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I'm sorry but, waaaaaah, Nepsotic. Waaaaaah
Nope, I am not waahing because what right do I have? Also I'm not praising myself because I also have no right. I'm just hanging about in the middle. That, is my epiphany, my friend.
Posted 05-11-2014 at 03:07 AM by Nepsotic Nepsotic is offline

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JayDee's Avatar
If anything I should take a minute out of my day and stop thinking, "hang on, I'm not very good."
Posted 05-11-2014 at 07:02 AM by JayDee JayDee is offline

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Realize your pain and succumb to it!
Posted 05-11-2014 at 07:50 AM by gishygleb gishygleb is offline

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Then give me your soul. Why do you hesitate?!
Posted 05-11-2014 at 08:01 AM by gishygleb gishygleb is offline

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Bullet Magnet's Avatar
"Chav" is a classist slur.
Posted 05-11-2014 at 08:34 AM by Bullet Magnet Bullet Magnet is offline

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Oh, yes! Such a strong soul, such a beautiful soul! And it is all... MINE!!!
Posted 05-11-2014 at 08:54 AM by gishygleb gishygleb is offline

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JayDee's Avatar
Whenever you're feeling blue,
just take a moment and remember
Abe feels that way too.
Posted 05-11-2014 at 10:10 AM by JayDee JayDee is offline

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I need souls, many souls! So please, give me your soooooouuuul!!!
Posted 05-11-2014 at 10:29 AM by gishygleb gishygleb is offline

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MA's Avatar
fuck that, you're better than the stupid fat fucks you see on television because you didn't decide to go on television to 'solve all your problems', for one. similar goes for any other reprobates people compare themselves to. it's just different mindsets, and some people are content to be willingly ignorant, so you leave them the fuck to it and get on with your own shit. if you just so happen to become supreme overlord of the known universe, those same people will be your cattle. or ponies. whatever.
Posted 05-11-2014 at 12:38 PM by MA MA is offline

 




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