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Moving to the Country, Gonna Eat Me a Lot of..

Posted 09-26-2013 at 07:47 AM by OANST
Closed on the new place this morning. Back to country living for me. I didn't really have any interest in living way out in the middle of nowhere, but Stephanie had her heart set on it, and to be honest, I don't much care where I live as long as I can be with the people who make me happy.
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Varrok's Avatar
You won't have that many people to insult.
Posted 09-26-2013 at 08:39 AM by Varrok Varrok is offline

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OANST's Avatar
I do hate people.
Posted 09-26-2013 at 08:43 AM by OANST OANST is offline

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Varrok's Avatar
I know, and insulting them makes you feel a bit better. Well, not anymore.
Posted 09-26-2013 at 08:58 AM by Varrok Varrok is offline

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Bullet Magnet's Avatar
I heard from living there that the country is full of fleas and ticks. Not to mention the dreaded faceborer.
Posted 09-26-2013 at 09:01 AM by Bullet Magnet Bullet Magnet is offline

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STM's Avatar
A lot of what? Eat a lot of what?!


Congrats too.
Posted 09-26-2013 at 09:26 AM by STM STM is offline

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Slog Bait's Avatar
Millions of peaches, peaches for me. Millions of peaches, peaches for free.

Glad you guys were able to find a place. Also, despite the drastic decline in people you'll be able to insult, at least that means there will also be less people around to piss you off at any given moment. Sounds like a pretty damn good deal to me.
Posted 09-26-2013 at 10:06 AM by Slog Bait Slog Bait is offline

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Mr. Bungle's Avatar
Vagina
Posted 09-26-2013 at 02:46 PM by Mr. Bungle Mr. Bungle is offline

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MA's Avatar
i agree with Bungle.

sounds good. i lyke the cuntry. is it the same over there where you can actually smell the country air ie: them spreading the fields? that's what it's like over here.
Posted 09-27-2013 at 10:48 AM by MA MA is offline

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Bullet Magnet's Avatar
That smell is an opportunity. Upon detection you immediately yell the name of today's designated butt-monkey in an accusatory tone.
Posted 09-27-2013 at 06:52 PM by Bullet Magnet Bullet Magnet is offline

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OANST's Avatar
Yeah. We're surrounded by farms now. Everywhere you look is corn, and wheat fields. It's pretty, though. Michigan is a beautiful state as long as you avoid Detroit, and Flint.
Posted 10-01-2013 at 11:34 AM by OANST OANST is offline

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Bullet Magnet's Avatar
Any livestock, or is it dedicated breadbasket?
Posted 10-01-2013 at 04:24 PM by Bullet Magnet Bullet Magnet is offline

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OANST's Avatar
Lots of livestock.
Posted 10-02-2013 at 06:45 AM by OANST OANST is offline

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Mr. Bungle's Avatar
btw what's the latest on custody with your kid? I think I missed the last update.
Posted 10-02-2013 at 11:36 AM by Mr. Bungle Mr. Bungle is offline

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OANST's Avatar
I have legal custody of her. I had her through the last school year, but with so many changes coming in my living situation this year, we thought it best if Abbey spend this school year with her mom. I will have her back full time next year.
Posted 10-02-2013 at 12:14 PM by OANST OANST is offline

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Mr. Bungle's Avatar
that must be hard, but i guess it's the right thing
Posted 10-02-2013 at 12:42 PM by Mr. Bungle Mr. Bungle is offline

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Nate's Avatar
If you don't mind me asking, what's your employment situation like these days? I've missed your amusingly ranty blogs about stupid customers and coworkers.
Posted 10-10-2013 at 04:51 AM by Nate Nate is offline

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OANST's Avatar
Same job as before. I've just been really crazy busy at work, and dealing with all the moving shit. Life has been very hectic recently. Good, but hectic.
Posted 10-15-2013 at 10:19 AM by OANST OANST is offline

 

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