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Lord Vhazen remembers the Doctor

Posted 07-05-2017 at 12:43 AM by Lord Vhazen

"As the 12th Doctor's TARDIS solemnly drifts through empty space, the somber dread within him reaches its limit, and he is allowed now, for this one moment in time and space, to reflect. Now older than he was ever even meant to be, he still doesn't want to start over again. But after that quick conversation with his own self, he is reminded of what his...
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Lord Vhazen builds a wall

Posted 05-11-2017 at 05:47 AM by Lord Vhazen

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Lord Vhazen tries to connect to a new router

Posted 04-22-2017 at 09:36 PM by Lord Vhazen
Updated 04-22-2017 at 09:39 PM by Lord Vhazen
le user: hi mr ISP I want to see why my computer can't see router r u blocking new hardware?

[12 minutes of telling machine who I am]


[talking to machine about what kind of problem I have]

le machine: hello okay is plug in?

le user: yes

le machine: hello okay is positive green or blue light for computer-modem?

le user: yes but no internet can still see modem thru router for some reason tho...
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Lord Vhazen thinks his opinions are way more important than they actually are

Posted 04-19-2017 at 04:32 AM by Lord Vhazen
So I finally started watching the new MST3K reboot series on Netflix, and I felt really... internally confused. So I decided to fuck off and write a letter to them, explaining my problems with the show and how they can work on them. If you don't have any idea what MST3K is then fuck off, you don't want to read any of this. :u

"I'm still in the process of watching this (literally in the middle of the first episode) and I gotta say it was destined to be a bumpy ride. Some things are...
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Crying With Style

Posted 03-11-2017 at 12:34 AM by Lord Vhazen
Updated 03-11-2017 at 12:40 AM by Lord Vhazen

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The plot to Disney's Aladdin, like many films, went through drastic changes throughout its development. For one, the original story mirrored its source more accurately. It had two genies - the one we know and love, and a less powerful ring genie who was green.

The protagonist, Aladdin, was always meant to have his origins in...
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Lord Vhazen's Goin Home

Posted 03-08-2017 at 09:52 PM by Lord Vhazen
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Lord Vhazen - Lord of the Mentally Retarded Rat Pack!

Posted 02-24-2017 at 03:50 AM by Lord Vhazen
Updated 02-24-2017 at 04:01 AM by Lord Vhazen
In life, there are survivors, and there are retards. Sorry SJWs and PETA, but that's just the way it is. Today, at approximately 5:23 AM, I rose from my depths to find something...extraordinary.

Now mind you, my sleep cycle is actually really fucked now because of that flu I caught recently - I'm sleeping until like 5pm every day with like an hour before class starts. But that's besides the point --- I was getting my stupid loser-ass up for a quick dinner before bed, when I heard...
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Halo Wars 2 is a cool game.

Posted 02-20-2017 at 12:03 AM by Lord Vhazen

This is the first two cutscenes of the game mashed into one as the intro. The second part starts at like 4:25 after a minute or two of exploring the surface world.

This is honestly the coolest fucking Halo cutscene I've ever seen and I've played ALL the games. Hell, it's one of the best intros to any game I've ever seen.... I'm absolutely...
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