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Scrabtrapman, The Super Hero

Posted 05-11-2013 at 08:02 PM by Sekto Springs
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Rape Ape

Posted 04-06-2013 at 11:19 AM by Sekto Springs
Rape Ape! Over 40 feet high!
Rape Ape! Just a little bit shy!
Rape Ape! What a super-strong guy!
It's great to rape apes!
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PS3 is retarded

Posted 03-01-2013 at 10:43 AM by Sekto Springs
Updated 03-01-2013 at 10:45 AM by Sekto Springs
I figure a First World Problems style blog is in order. This is a half rant/half call for assistance.

I have a PS3. It was originally my dad's, but he bequeathed it to me after realizing he only ever played it twice and I would get much better use out of it. For the brief time my dad had used it, he had set up his own user profile and PSN account.

Now, I've been playing on this PS3 for years completely unaware of the fact that I was playing everything on my dad's...
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Happy Birthday, Bart Simpson

Posted 02-11-2013 at 12:48 PM by Sekto Springs

Too bad you're totally irrelevant now.
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Fuck your dubstep

Posted 01-14-2013 at 01:20 PM by Sekto Springs
Updated 01-14-2013 at 01:25 PM by Sekto Springs
So some updates since my last depressing blog...

Last week mom swallowed her pride and drove down to the welfare office, which is located in one of those parts of town where you're liable to get shot in the face just for looking crossways. After a grueling hour in a filthy waiting room and plenty of paperwork, we managed to qualify for food stamps. Fifty bucks a week. That's for food only, no toiletries or other amenities.

We're not out of the woods yet, but this is...
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One of those things I probably shouldn't be sharing

Posted 01-03-2013 at 10:16 AM by Sekto Springs
Updated 01-03-2013 at 10:18 AM by Sekto Springs
So my serious blogs never really do too well on here (though arguably nobody's do), but I'm compelled to keep writing them. Not sure why. I guess just to ease some of the pressure on my buckling mental sluices, or maybe I secretly hope one of you buttholes will say something profound that rights all my wrongs. Either way, here it is.

My mom is miserable. Every day is a struggle for her and she frequently tells me that she does not want to live anymore.

These days...
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Posted 12-31-2012 at 06:03 PM by Sekto Springs
Happy Christmas Columbus Day.
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Murray Christmas

Posted 12-24-2012 at 08:01 PM by Sekto Springs

And a Happy New Year.
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Scoop-Slinger Confidential Vol 1.

Posted 12-11-2012 at 07:31 PM by Sekto Springs
Updated 12-11-2012 at 07:33 PM by Sekto Springs
Folks who are subscribed to my Facebook feed may have already seen this story.

But for the rest of you...

Tonight at my night job (ice cream man), we had a customer that was completely fucking bent. He wandered in like a zombie, his coat on backwards and upside-down, his pants soaked with what I can only guess was urine, hair in his face, barely able to stand. If he wasn't so young, and his clothes weren't designer label, I would have assumed he was just another meandering...
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Happy Fucksgiving

Posted 11-22-2012 at 11:23 AM by Sekto Springs
How many fucks will be given on this day?
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