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I Don't Think I Should Come Here.

Posted 05-06-2009 at 10:30 AM by OANST
It makes me agitated. I don't know what it is about this place, but I find that I start grinding my teeth and getting a head ache after about five minutes of reading the recent posts. I can't not explode every once in a while. I don't actually enjoy it and I think I'm going to stop doing it.

This isn't something new, or something that came up because of yesterday. I talked to Kastere about this a few weeks ago, and told him that I would likely stop coming. The bottom line (this is...
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Games! Prizes! Irony!

Posted 05-01-2009 at 12:56 PM by OANST
So I took Abbey to the fair the other day, and at one of the carney booths they had a gigantic Tom and a gigantic Jerry. Abbey loves Tom and Jerry, so I decided to try my hand at the game. It's the one where they have four bottles stacked on each other, and you have to knock them all down with a ball. However, the bottles weigh about 15 pounds apiece, and the ball is extremely light.

So I'm trying, and trying, and trying, and I just can't fucking do it. At one point I got three down,...
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Man, What A Dick!

Posted 04-21-2009 at 10:28 AM by OANST
So, yeah. I've been moody and confrontational lately. Yes, oh yes, I have. My stress level has been through the roof and I have had very little patience for anyone or anything.

Shit is hard.

I have finally found a place that I enjoy working at. I've been here since August and have never had a moment where I didn't feel like the job I do is highly appreciated or that my work ethic isn't respected. The owner is an ethical man and easy to work for.

The problem...
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In Kentucky We Say "Surf's Up"!

Posted 04-18-2009 at 06:13 AM by OANST
I have canceled my internet and cable. The shit is expensive and I need to get caught up on my bills. Now, this won't affect how much I will be here, as I only come here at work anyway. However, those of you who are used to seeing me on Live at night will not be seeing me for a while. It will likely be a few months.
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Japanese Woman And Her Two Children Found In Detroit Residents Attic! Battle Ensues!

Posted 04-17-2009 at 06:52 AM by OANST
The exorcism was a success.
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The Grudge....And You Thought It Couldn't Happen To You

Posted 04-13-2009 at 08:42 AM by OANST
I don't sleep any more. There is something large and evil in my attic, and it wants my soul. It is no longer content to merely scratch at the ceiling all night. Oh, no. Now, it has decided that making vaguely demonic cat-like sounds is the way to go.

Goddamnit, I hate you, Japanese ghosts.
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Backslash Is The Greatest X-BOX Player Ever!

Posted 04-10-2009 at 08:08 AM by OANST
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My Child Is An Engineering Phenom....Well, Maybe

Posted 04-07-2009 at 07:08 AM by OANST
So, I've mentioned that my daughter kicks ass at making Little Big Planet levels, while I can barely figure out how to make a ramp. But apparently these sort of things just seem to make sense to her. They just kind of click. I've been noticing more and more that her lego creations are becoming quite inventive and interesting, and then yesterday I witnessed her make the most impressive aircraft I could imagine.

I had fallen asleep on the couch while she was playing Banjo Kazooie: Nuts...
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The Police......They Don't Like Me

Posted 03-28-2009 at 08:29 AM by OANST
The police have been paying regular visits to my shop lately, as they have been trying to apprehend one of the employees. He apparently has a warrant out for his arrest on a domestic violence charge and they have been trying to catch up with him for a while. The problem is that he is one of my canvassers (door to door appointment setter) and is never in the office. In fact, upon learning that the police keep coming here, he won't come to the shop at all. He has another employee pick him up on the...
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Mod Appreciation

Posted 03-20-2009 at 10:52 AM by OANST
You guys remembered not to ban my ip when you discovered another MS1029 clone. I appreciate this. Although, I can only imagine how tempting it must have been.

Also, in case anyone is wondering: It really isn't me doing that.
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